Anons text isn't green but that's far from the worst.
Submitted 2 weeks ago by MutantTailThing@lemmy.world to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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Darkard@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Sarothazrom@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Look I’m very sorry for sharing this but I’ve been told trauma is easier to overcome in groups.
Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
NH4Cl@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
Don’t be, I found it quite funny.
However judging from other peoples reaction marking it as NSFW seems reasonable.
CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org 2 weeks ago
at least put the nsfw tag on. There’s an nsfw picture on the screenshot after all
frog@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
A radula is not a single permanent row. FAU says the teeth are continually replaced, so worn structures can be renewed during the animal’s life. The exact arrangement and shape therefore matter more than treating “octopus teeth” as one identical design shared by every species.
animalso.com/octopus-teeth-explained-radulas-beak…
I hope this gives OP infinite pain. See you in hell.
EmilieEasie@fedinsfw.app 2 weeks ago
I think there are multiple other problems with this story scientifically
cryptiod137@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Yeah from what people have said in this is all false
AlboTheGuy@feddit.nl 2 weeks ago
Honestly this reassured me that it’s just a fantasy/elaborate joke because otherwise OP would have found out about that. I am deeply disturbed by imagining a poor animal tortured like that.
thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
JackbyDev@programming.dev 2 weeks ago
THE PEAK
ashenone@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
adhocfungus@midwest.social 2 weeks ago
Shoulda blown up Earth when he had the chance.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I need North of The Border to make this in clay.
HexesofVexes@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
wyrmsbane@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
This has got to be AI, right? Cause there’s no way 🤣
SippyCup@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
It predates AI by a bit but it isn’t real.
Horses can’t vomit
popekingjoe@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
boletus@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Hey maybe mark this as NSFW
bitfucker@programming.dev 2 weeks ago
Insert the masturbating on commuting train copy pasta
othermark@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
boobookittyfrick@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Ftumch@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Malica@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Got about halfway and had to stop reading. Don’t rape animals.
Varesti@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
I agree, but I made it through the entire thing and Anon assured us that this is pleasurable for both parties.
phoenixz@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
… You know that that is just some bullshit story that someone wrote, right?
Malica@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
No, but I’m gullible to a fault due to autism. It makes me feel better to consider that though.
Apytele@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Why I gotta see this when I’m just trying to write honest to good d&d CONSENTacle porn?
Daxter101@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
I’m sorry for you, having to read this.
Keep up the good work out there, and stay strong, despite the obstacles, captain 🫡
Apytele@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
If you’re curious but I haven’t got to the porn yet and the first third or so is… somewhat violent (idk it seems like a normal amount of violence to me but other people tell me that’s just because my childhood was fucked up and 0 violence is the normal amount of violence for most people…) Anyway they’ll probably feel each other up at some point in the next few chapters but they probably won’t fuck for like 10-20 more it’s a pretty slow burn antagonism to partnership dealio
billwashere@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
What the actual fuck did I just read?!?!
khannie@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
It’s a terrible day to be literate.
Bristlecone@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Not even funny. Just fuckin gross and weird, even to repost
RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
No, but the replies are golden.
davidagain@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
This is the worst thing I have ever read.
j5y7@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
I don’t understand why this is being upvoted.
CrimeIsLegalNow@ani.social 2 weeks ago
Lemmycels yearn for the return to their birthing ground
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 2 weeks ago
Don’t make me dig up the maggot post.
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
So far
Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Old but
goldfucking horrifyingNotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
truxnell@quokk.au 2 weeks ago
Bad day to have eyes
RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
The Internet was a mistake.
_stranger_@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
rmuk@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
I feel conflicted about even upvoting this repost. It’s nice to know I still have some scruples left.
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Fake, because no matter how much we would all love to mouth fuck a tentacled wonder, we also all know that the barrier to doing so isn’t the beak.
Gay, because shokushu
the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I bet trips the aquarium are a whole different experience for this weirdo.
wuffah@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
lenocolomo@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
Imagine trying to your boyfriend and when you finally open the trasure it’s just a fking octopus waving at you.
Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 2 weeks ago
Babe wake up new copypasta dropped
SavinDWhales@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Cocktopus was right there. Just saying’.
wuffah@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
PlzGibHugs@piefed.ca 2 weeks ago
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