Anons text isn't green but that's far from the worst.

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• Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Stopped reading halfway through. Nope, nope, nope.

  Amazing - it’s only 7am and, thanks to this post, I’ve already had enough internet for today.

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• Dogiedog64@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Anon needs his hard drive checked.

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• scrodumb@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  My Christ.

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  • OrteilGenou@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    By Cthulhu’s Taint!!

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• rekabis@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  BRAIN BLEACH

  WHERE IS MY FUCKING BRAIN BLEACH

  GODDAMMIT WHERE DID I PUT MY BRAIN BLEACH

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• sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  If the person who wrote this started therapy to fix whatever inhibits their capability to feel empathy, but they failed that therapy of many years, and I had a button to instantaneously kill them: I would press it and feel the gratitude of hundreds of people and other living beings.

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• speakupattheback@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Call me James Bond how I get that Octopussy

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• RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Yeah uh… FBI? Interpol? This guy. Please get this guy.

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• Mwa@thelemmy.club ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I think anon watched too much tenticle hentai

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  • TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    he watched The Boys.

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• spacegoat@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’m scared

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• Fluke@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Nope.

  Three sentences and I’m out. This goes nowhere I want to go, thanks.

  Some thoughts just shouldn’t be articulated, they should remain merely thoughts. This is one of those occasions.

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• pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  glue his genitals shut, dissalow them from being 2 kilometers from an octopus and take away their ability to access 4chan.

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Image

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• sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  There are too many humans incapable of feeling empathy.

  Imo these humans have to change (therapy) or die. The world would be better off.

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  • Zamboni_Driver@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Ah yes, in your opinion other people (certainly not you) cannot feel empathy.

    You propose that anyone who you decide doesn’t have the right mix of feelings which match your preferences should be killed.

    Thank you for sharing your very empathetic opinion.

    You are truly a master empath.

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    • sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You don’t seem t have read the post

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  • RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    True, but I don’t follow the relevance.

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• DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Sounds like a devourment song

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• TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This shit is hilarious and was a plot point in The Boys. The deep has a sexual relationship with an octopus.

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• diaphragmwp@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Yay reaction images

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• core@leminal.space ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  11/10 no notes

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• UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Maybe im not as bad as i think I am.

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