We Have a Problem

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• scrodumb@lemmy.ca ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Sir this is a shitpost

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  • someone_01@sopuli.xyz ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Don’t be strict about memes man, we are here for fun :)

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    • expatriado@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      it’s all fun and games until the water rises

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    • scrodumb@lemmy.ca ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It was just a double entendre, not a jab. I lol’d then and I’m lol’ing now friend.

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• terranoid@lemmy.cafe ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Look for the quarter turn knob behind your toilet and turn it off when this happens

  Then ignore it and shit down the garbage disposal

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  • tempest@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Bowls can usually hold one flush easy.

    The key is not to flush a second time

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    • ByteJunk@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      The second flush is the killer.

      Especially when that first one has gone halfway down, and in your hubris, you’re certain that the now fully charged 2nd wave will clear away the nightsoil,

      queue image

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      look at captain tiny turds here

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• nexguy@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Also how my cat looks at the water upon every flush

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• LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Guy at my work takes hour long shits and clogs the toilet every damn time. We have a plunger. He uses it but only enough to make it look like its not clogged. Then i go in to take a piss and flush and the water starts rising. Like damn dude, eat some fiber or something…

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• Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  sometimes shocking to learn youre more full of shit than you thought

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• doingthestuff@lemy.lol ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  More like hello again my old friend

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  • someone_01@sopuli.xyz ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Hmmm… I don’t understand :)

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• Impractical_Island@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  My problem with the bathroom at the moment:

  The cockroaches sometimes have a literal circlejerk going on when I go in to shit, and then they scatter, but one winds up on the roll of toilet paper so I wash my ass in the sink

  It’s whatever

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• PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Someone’s been watching Along Came Polly (2004).

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