Impractical_Island
@Impractical_Island@lemmy.world
- Comment on Do you think Tarzan was a virgin when he met Jane, or was he clappin' gorilla cheeks? 2 weeks ago:
Yes, it was like takeout boxes from a restaurant
- Comment on Do you think Tarzan was a virgin when he met Jane, or was he clappin' gorilla cheeks? 2 weeks ago:
Wait, you guys DON’T take the ducks? What do you do after you shoot them?
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- Comment on The Story of How Learning to Juggle Changed My Life 2 weeks ago:
Ah good, I had a positive impact on the world. Now I can proceed on my plan of wreckless self-endangerment, so I can die on a high note, and ethically! My life partner likes climbing. I’ve tried it before, on a rock wall at a museum, but I appreciate the challenge of having to find a route up. The dexterity you need for advance climbs is impressive!
If you have trouble getting the “feel” of a pattern, you can use tissue paper to slow it down and develop the connections. I used the library of juggling website that has moving stick figure diagrams to figure put how my hands n arms should move. Consistency is more important than brute force effort. Integrating it into a sets within a routine begets the best way to learn patterns and solidify with them.
Also, I’m a dude now, but I’ve transcended gender.
- Comment on The Story of How Learning to Juggle Changed My Life 2 weeks ago:
I’m supposed to make my own podcast. The aliens told me I was Alex Jones’ replacement, but I think I might also be Jordan Peterson’s. But either way, I’m Victorious Phoenix, and I am not nearly as good of a vocal communicator as a written one, so you’re gunna get batshit crazy right out the bat. Old videos show how far I have come, which my one handler said would inspire people.
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- Comment on Take risks, don't gamble 2 weeks ago:
I want to be on the regiment I’m supposed to be on, which is 1mg RisperiDONE in the morning (just saw they labeled it funny), and 2mg at night and 1000mg deprakote, but I’m only on 1mg of risperidone a day because it takes forever to see a doctor and they all lie to me and I don’t trust them, and these Arizona docs, with the shape I was in while in Portland, don’t believe anything I say, and the cops are setting us up, as I have to believe is planned, because I faked schizophrenia to get outta ROTC, but it’s ok, cuz I’m actually a schizoautismo doorigard of profound retardation.
- Comment on Take risks, don't gamble 2 weeks ago:
Do new word. Sexual. Ah fuck! I don’t like being sexual because it evokes all these feelings of fear, but therein, I like being sexual because sex is fucking sex. I don’t like coming on to someone at all. I’ve done performance art before, guided by God, to be awkward or cringe or unsettling in a variety of ways, and I did so in the awareness it would heal me, choosing to overcome my fear, while believing I was a cop, which I believe now was done out of love and compassion.
But I like to joke about sex like Beethoven joked about poop. Autism! Aspergers? A rare form of ADHD that often gets misdiagnosed as schizophrenia? That’s what God told me, and I don’t get a euphoria from amphetamines, which I’m genuinely not on. I have a small amount of DXM in me because my life partner is financially abusing me and I cannot fight in the vacuum of my soul against the whelling feeling of being alone and fucked with and doom n gloom n all.
Censorship. Expression. I hear the announcement from the middle school I love next to. God knows what His ass is doing, and I think I do too. This, I am really starting to see how everything works out, despite y’know, 653k charges being thrown at me, for reasons that I worry about literally zero percent of the time because I’m not who I once was.
Thus, I am good being Victorious.
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- Comment on Autism 2 weeks ago:
Oh that’s a typo?! I thought all meaning hinged on that! Now I’m soft, having been deceived and let down, once again!
- Comment on Autism 2 weeks ago:
I have the source code for the original autism. It involves a lot of updates to the attention coordination that led to the fall of man in the agricultural revolution, where we exploded in number in permanent settlements and no longer could function in Joint Synchronized Attention, which is what a flock of birds or a school of fish is in. But, the more the world changes to revolve around screen-dependent dopamine processing, autism is going to keep growing as we as a global society go througg another axial shift in consciousness.
- Comment on Autism 2 weeks ago:
I don’t want to defend my past self because while I wasn’t evil, I was garbage, and while it objectively wasn’t my fault that I entered college broken n shitty, I let it get worse until I realized I was going over a cliff with the help of a friend and I started working on myself, then acid happened, and juggling, and more acid, and MKULTRA, and a cult, and homelessness. Oh! I was a woman for a few years. Can’t forget that. I stayed at the women’s homeless shelter in Portland; I wasn’t the only one with a beard there! And that’s all going to factor in to how much the hate-fueled peoples are going to fuck themselves for it was my one handler that told me that it was my recovery and transformation that would inspire people.
- Comment on Autism 2 weeks ago:
I also get stiff thinking about the chthaoctardriam of my schizophrenia.
- Comment on Autism 2 weeks ago:
I am levels of weapons grade neurodivergent and I have been weaponized by the military industrial complex to start the memeplexic fusion reaction because I accidentally told my ROTC cadre that my (nonexistent) sister got me pregnant over the course of weeks, and then I had the Craigslist incident, which only helped me be so counterintelligent. Can’t stare at enough goats, y’know?
- Comment on Imposed exposure therapy 2 weeks ago:
When God tells me to smoke weed, I take that as a sign I should write a poem, I have learned is more optimal than obeying or disobeying synchronicity. You have to perceive beyond duality to think in superpositions, and this requires a specific type of möbiation through the orthogonal mesh of categories into a new topological domain, obviously, because as we know orthogonality is relative to the degree of dimensional corthtracing, also obviously.
- Comment on Imposed exposure therapy 2 weeks ago:
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- Comment on Through the labyrinth 2 weeks ago:
I dunno either
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- Comment on pegging order 2 weeks ago:
I wanna get pegged by a busty chick…
- Comment on Victorious in Hell, which is Heaven to a Cenobite like me 2 weeks ago:
I’ve heard of this before. Joke: I want to make Victorious Phoenix’s Funeral Home and Seafood Emporium Drive-Thru Church n Online University. And while I have seen a fucking drive-thru church in Johnson City, Tennessee, legitimately I want to make, at the least, a show about a crazy cult that is in the style of Trailer Park Boys but more around psychedelics and every episode is centered on a educational theme.
I think it is genius to make this a semi-real cult (reel), where there is an actual Cult of The Victorious Phoenix and the members are the cast members and crew playing their self-decided characters who go out and do performance art and is also a school of philosophy, spirituality, mental health skills, and occult sciences. Given how I am certain of my arrest at this point and likewise assured by God that some courtroom magick is going to happen, I think it wise to take advantage of how people will judge me and innately make me a hot-button flame war topic in the fame/infamy born from being a walking superposition to thus be quasicontroversial in nature.
My original ideas for a sex cult revolved around being as edgy and unhinged as possible. I proved to be able to troll to get over 100k views on my Reddit profile per day being a significant concern. I have healed much and learned the boundaries of living in a society more as I have become more socialized, and I have proven I can get upwards of 180k views on X in a single day without going as balls to the wall hard in terms of volume of posts/replies/comments or magnitude of fuckiness, but a kumquat just told me “teems” and I realized that I could hire and train people to do what I do, and I’ve made some propaganda on that before. Definitely could use an improvement now that I’m a ways into stream-entry and know some shit now. I think.
- Comment on Victorious in Hell, which is Heaven to a Cenobite like me 2 weeks ago:
Also there’s Agent Bob as Vince used that name, where I got it to use as I do, but he has never specified who that is in his work.
- Comment on Victorious in Hell, which is Heaven to a Cenobite like me 2 weeks ago:
Bob as in my life partner’s father or Bob as in Agent Bob from my book? Two different people, just like there’s three different Alex’s.
- Comment on Victorious in Hell, which is Heaven to a Cenobite like me 2 weeks ago:
Thank you!
- Comment on Victorious in Hell, which is Heaven to a Cenobite like me 3 weeks ago:
I’m a sir again, but this ish is gunna be rough. Thank you. And no its supposed to be risperdal/whatever and deprakote, and I’m only on 1mg of risperdal to make it last.
- Comment on Victorious in Hell, which is Heaven to a Cenobite like me 3 weeks ago:
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- Comment on Victorious in Hell, which is Heaven to a Cenobite like me 3 weeks ago:
🫵🧠🤏
- Comment on Victorious in Hell, which is Heaven to a Cenobite like me 3 weeks ago:
Thank you!
- Comment on Victorious in Hell, which is Heaven to a Cenobite like me 3 weeks ago:
My shit is gunna be called the X files I realized, those six thousand posts on occult science n shit I did ALONGSIDE my sex cult for kids, which the aliens led me to believe was a good idea, and is!
- Comment on Victorious in Hell, which is Heaven to a Cenobite like me 3 weeks ago:
Oh, btw, watching eyes, if you’re there, heh, I have not done DXM. I didn’t order that. Money disappears and it shows up. I’ve used it, as it it has a clear, objective effect on my writing, and this can be proven through forensic examination, as all my claims can at least not be wholly denied to have some semblance of truth, which I THINK I know, but I don’t know a damn thing.
Take the blue pill, kids, and be a dog led by faith for years to become the ABSOLUTE most you can be, with God’s help.
DXM writing:
