Impractical_Island
@Impractical_Island@lemmy.world
- Comment on I will teach you dingleburgers if it's the last thing I do 18 minutes ago:
It’s part of the Hitchhiker’s Guide series. They have everything there, and some people love it and others are in Hell sitting at the same tables as their mother.
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- Comment on Skeeter me this 2 hours ago:
Got the message. This is clearly the military industrial complex telling me to go on Grindr and get some with my life partner fully knowing because we agreed to it, with him suggesting it, because he has his vows and we are going through some Operation Mockingbird shit; him having interned with the CIA, I believe and makes sense, and me just being your run-of-the-mill guy that accidentally told his entire ROTC cadre over weeks that his sister (nonexistent) got him pregnant.
But, nah, seriously, this is my job. I think. Being this counterintelligent as I just naturally am.
Victorious’ story was unbelievable, crazy, and completely true.
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- Comment on Miss me 15 hours ago:
I never knew gamlering like some but I know it is in my brain, as when I ate out of garbage in homeless i was like “each one is scratch offer” and so it was like tickets evety time I look in can
- Comment on Miss me 15 hours ago:
I’ve found you can make anyone your suster in your head when the need arises as I do rise to top the thot
- Comment on Miss me 15 hours ago:
I make ass, reel good ads to, like this one! All the curious soles want to cum to my island, not associated wit other well-know islands
- Comment on Miss me 15 hours ago:
I feel the same way with benedryl in that I think of all this shit, fuck shot, but I don’t look at it cuz that illegal in my places, so I just think in darkness as the benedryl make happening better tho my gemson doesnt get hard anymore…
- Comment on Miss me 15 hours ago:
I feel a simlar way in that when the police are always taking it in itself, watching, seeting me up, and so I have to walk through the minefield exploding below when I walk pass the middle school I live here next to on everyday. Soneyime multiple time a day. It such!
- Comment on First b& on Lemmy 1 day ago:
No I’m Victoria (Victorious) Phoenix and I just got banned from X and my RWG made me steal Benadryl so I could shift some units masturbating tonight. My books are Juggling in the Trash Can for Satan (garbage written under my dead name; cover is worth a look) and Of Vic a Vince, which is free at the top of my library from before X:
- Comment on First b& on Lemmy 1 day ago:
It’s really popular with the people who missed the memo about what the North Star is, definitely. Image
- Comment on First b& on Lemmy 1 day ago:
Bro, if you can find copypasta of this quality I sur af wont not make as even i do good for John Henry is the bamf mofo, y’know? Obviously.
- Comment on First b& on Lemmy 1 day ago:
But I have a job to do. I think.
- Comment on First b& on Lemmy 1 day ago:
I don’t even know how to use this Lemmy shits yet.
- Comment on First b& on Lemmy 1 day ago:
Gangsta jibbs
- Comment on First b& on Lemmy 1 day ago:
Tf is dat? Do they habe cookies?
- Comment on First b& on Lemmy 1 day ago:
No u r the shit post…errhea. Friggin’ dingledoo, prolly not even ordained in the occult…but I’m just shitposting again, don’t mind me.
- Comment on First b& on Lemmy 1 day ago:
I value your opinion, wise sir and/or ma’am.
- Comment on First b& on Lemmy 1 day ago:
B& = banned, as has happened hundreds (dozens) of times
V& = vanned, as in the feeb or similar comes and throws you in the back of a van. Happened to me once for accidentally advertising my sex cult built around incestuous necrophilia on the Roblox subreddit while I was homeless in Miami Beach. Maybe happening again. Kumquat says no. I have full power today. I have to. The doctor is coming.
- Comment on First b& on Lemmy 1 day ago:
Got doctor coming here today. It’s a fun situation I be in, having been set up in the truest American way (Johnny Tremain). But that’s the thing; I’m ALWAYS like this, in some ways at least, still got ups and downs, but I have worked hard enough to push through them to shit content out on the regular, performing as this autobiographical character, which is different than acting. To act, you change the light inside you; performing is changing the lens the light refracts through. Code-switching is performing, and this ish is ALWAYS inside me, along with a porcelain elephant I lost in my ass years ago, I am just highly skilled at both putting it out there and not being afraid of what anyone thinks, aware that my mission is to teach the many, not the one. At this time at least, I think? Truck horn makes me think that might be bad. Car alarm. Bah, that’s probably just some hoodlums, not God, obviously.
- Comment on First b& on Lemmy 1 day ago:
completely authentic, autobiographical character
Yea, he IS butthurt, BECAUSE there are others who get butthurt everyday because they are different and haven’t learned to express themselves well enough, which is IMMENSELY frustrating, being on the fringe of the cultural bell curve.
Y’know how an opera singer has to meet the vibrations of a glass to then raise their pitch to raise the vibrations of the glass to break it? That’s what I’m doing, if “breaking” is disentanglement from defilement in the Ālaya-vijñāna, to start at least.
- Comment on First b& on Lemmy 1 day ago:
No u
- Comment on First b& on Lemmy 1 day ago:
Thum
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- Comment on Real eyes, I am the feeberoonis, fer realsies, I think, I hope you realize 2 days ago:
Well, it’s NOT your grandma’s elongated nipples, I tell you that from experience.
- Comment on Real eyes, I am the feeberoonis, fer realsies, I think, I hope you realize 2 days ago:
Also I said sub, I just came here. What is that called? Community? Learnin new lingoo
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