Impractical_Island
@Impractical_Island@lemmy.world
- Comment on [deleted] 3 days ago:
But rly
- Comment on [deleted] 3 days ago:
No its this:
- Comment on [deleted] 3 days ago:
But wait…is this…
- Comment on wat 5 days ago:
Tell that to the Hat Man
- Comment on wat 5 days ago:
Not unless you donate some seed money to my church. It will come back to you, and then you pay twice as much and then I pay half. And then you, a vulnerable population, gain faith in the process and give more and more and I give less and less but this is just friendly educational propaganda from your friendly neighborhood juggler and CIA spook.
- Comment on wat 5 days ago:
You can explain but don’t but criticize you are idoltarer and are in degenerate dharma like all Christians nowadays
- Comment on Anyone get this? 6 days ago:
I don’t adore anyone, but I try not to think ill of people, either. The self is the lens we see the world through, so if we’re always giving credence to the negative within us, that is what grows and what we see more of.
- Comment on The rich convinced us that taxing them is too complicated but everyday people can be taxed pretty easily 6 days ago:
No it reads like someone who stares at goats wrote it, being as naturally counterintelligent as I be n are, but you got that cultural reference, yea?
Here lemme give you a guided reading quiz to help facilitate your education, cuz that’s what I’m about, education:
Question 1: Who do I work for?
A) Some agency that starts with the letter F
B) The CIA
C) The Illuminati, that decentralized autonomous organization of secret police described in the New Testament at an eighth grade reading level
D) Some unnamed organization that stares at goats
E) All of the above
Question 2: What is my job?
A) Cop
B) Counterintelligence
C) Education (our best crime deterrent)
D) Professional goat-starer
E) All of the above
Question 3: What is a one “Donald Trump?”
A) President of the United States
B) A pedophile, by normative definition of the word
C) A cop
D) A distraction
E) All of the above
Question 4: What do you live in and are a part of?
A) A police state
B) A decentralized autonomous organization (society)
C) The Empire of the Sacred Heart
D) A topological matrix
E) All of the above
Question 5: In 2000-7000 of your own words, which is what I write everyday, tell me what you think of feet.
- Comment on The rich convinced us that taxing them is too complicated but everyday people can be taxed pretty easily 6 days ago:
Well, I said it as clearly as I could
- Comment on The rich convinced us that taxing them is too complicated but everyday people can be taxed pretty easily 6 days ago:
Jokes on you, I cost taxes. I work with the F-I mean the CIA, that’s who I work for, writing educational propaganda on Lemmy World. I’m a “crackhead,” which is different than a “pothead,” which is a festival cop. I do counterintelligence, obviously, as it is important to know what the surveillance state does, watching places where I frequent, which is here, on the Lemmy World work reform community, where I write educational propaganda, obviously. Wasn’t this about taxes? Surveillance state, y’know? I don’t even know what I do, but I cost taxes as a whole.
- Comment on Hail math! 6 days ago:
Ad&d has reelly shitty fone service.
- Comment on Hail math! 6 days ago:
I can work with this. I summoned a dank pneumonia one time I was doing a ritual with gasoline in the snow. I’ll just boof the blood orange juice and I guarantee whatever monster or dragon or giant cube of slime I’m fighting will be running for the hills after that!
- Comment on Hail math! 6 days ago:
Technically, the occult is math, too. The word “occult” just means “hidden,” and that’s how we do things in the occident, where we have engineered our culture to control those people who cannot think for themselves whilst simultaneously guiding those waking up into the truth of the topological matrix we are not IN but rather ARE.
But that’s not Satanism, though Satanism COULD be one of the portals out of the police state default culture; I’m just not familiar with that particular portal. I learned from Jebus and the Boobha, whomever those guys are, but one’s words are shaved down for the above purpose and can be understood with an eighth grade reading level, while the other has these things called sutras which manifested from many enlightened beings sharing their wisdom, sometimes in ten thousand pages, sometimes in poems. Y’know, what I and other occult leaders do in our own mysticism schools.
- Comment on history repeats itself once again 1 week ago:
The internet used to be good. Now there’s some jackass on Lemmy World that won’t stop talking about transgender assholes. You seen these things? I got about 48k pictures added to my slideshow I made my commanding officer when I am inevitably arrested for lying for having a sister that got me pregnant because I judged the wrath of my father more of a threat than the United States Military. Fuckers got 1.8k categories of types of trans bussy. Like this guy is crazy! He’s, like, everywhere talking about how them crystacious balls jiggle and her starfish puckers itself. Yea, the internet was way better when that guy wasn’t around. Fucking douchebag. He likes the gaping ones too, and like casually implies he wants that ish sent his way. Can you believe what the internet has become? Makes me weeq.
- Comment on References: [1] out of his ass 2 weeks ago:
Möbiation is the act of Enlightenment
Invitation to roll beyon ur confinement
As three goes 2 four state 1 to state 2
You beyond you is you on path u drew
- Comment on References: [1] out of his ass 2 weeks ago:
Does this sound familiar? It’s all YOU are made of!
- Comment on References: [1] out of his ass 2 weeks ago:
relative to the human condition
Oh, you were in Glastonbury? Yea, you can observe it anywhere you go. It’s called meditation!
- Comment on References: [1] out of his ass 2 weeks ago:
I literally stated the orthogonal directions of the three dimensions we physically navigate, which you literally quoted, but the Earth is not a real physical objective external to us nor is linear causality the only plane of causality and there are eleven dimensions relative to our independent phenomenon, though any being can möbiate beyond that through perceiving and undoing the karmic fetters that bind them to the existence-illusion complex, so I can understand how you could have gotten confused.
- Comment on References: [1] out of his ass 2 weeks ago:
Orthogonality is relative in the human condition.
So we have six primary orthogonal directions (up/down, left/right, back/forth), and with seven colors we get the 42 permutations of entanglement that make up the human condition.
But no, seriously, you have cube with six orthogonal directions, yea? But if you cut a corner off, that’s a fundamentally different orthogonal indicator as the other still-existing six, right? So that corner can be used as an indicator of a seventh orthogonal direction in three dimensional space. Thus, our neurons are calculating higher dimensional entanglements through a complex simulation of countless abelien sandpile models to detect aberrations in permuability that allow us to predict the future several seconds in advance, and so we are not IN a simulation, but rather each of us are our OWN simulation derived by the parameters of a topological matrix; that which causes the shadows on the cave wall.
- Comment on insert mental health condition here 2 weeks ago:
Doctors still haven’t figured out I’m telling the truth about how the military industrial complex is manipulating me as part of a case study to see if doctors are actually listening to their patients. I mean, I told my ROTC cadre that my nonexistent sister got me pregnant. What else would they have me do? Stare at goats? We got enough of those guys, so I hadda go learn how to be an idiot online to be of service to my country, amongst other things.
- Comment on systemd 2 weeks ago:
And I wanna emphasize it’s a “d” not a “D.” I got a lil one, ok?
- Comment on systemd 2 weeks ago:
I’ll give that whole system the d.
- Comment on Do you think Tarzan was a virgin when he met Jane, or was he clappin' gorilla cheeks? 5 weeks ago:
Yes, it was like takeout boxes from a restaurant
- Comment on Do you think Tarzan was a virgin when he met Jane, or was he clappin' gorilla cheeks? 5 weeks ago:
Wait, you guys DON’T take the ducks? What do you do after you shoot them?
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- Comment on The Story of How Learning to Juggle Changed My Life 5 weeks ago:
Ah good, I had a positive impact on the world. Now I can proceed on my plan of wreckless self-endangerment, so I can die on a high note, and ethically! My life partner likes climbing. I’ve tried it before, on a rock wall at a museum, but I appreciate the challenge of having to find a route up. The dexterity you need for advance climbs is impressive!
If you have trouble getting the “feel” of a pattern, you can use tissue paper to slow it down and develop the connections. I used the library of juggling website that has moving stick figure diagrams to figure put how my hands n arms should move. Consistency is more important than brute force effort. Integrating it into a sets within a routine begets the best way to learn patterns and solidify with them.
Also, I’m a dude now, but I’ve transcended gender.
- Comment on The Story of How Learning to Juggle Changed My Life 5 weeks ago:
I’m supposed to make my own podcast. The aliens told me I was Alex Jones’ replacement, but I think I might also be Jordan Peterson’s. But either way, I’m Victorious Phoenix, and I am not nearly as good of a vocal communicator as a written one, so you’re gunna get batshit crazy right out the bat. Old videos show how far I have come, which my one handler said would inspire people.
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- Comment on Take risks, don't gamble 5 weeks ago:
I want to be on the regiment I’m supposed to be on, which is 1mg RisperiDONE in the morning (just saw they labeled it funny), and 2mg at night and 1000mg deprakote, but I’m only on 1mg of risperidone a day because it takes forever to see a doctor and they all lie to me and I don’t trust them, and these Arizona docs, with the shape I was in while in Portland, don’t believe anything I say, and the cops are setting us up, as I have to believe is planned, because I faked schizophrenia to get outta ROTC, but it’s ok, cuz I’m actually a schizoautismo doorigard of profound retardation.
- Comment on Take risks, don't gamble 5 weeks ago:
Do new word. Sexual. Ah fuck! I don’t like being sexual because it evokes all these feelings of fear, but therein, I like being sexual because sex is fucking sex. I don’t like coming on to someone at all. I’ve done performance art before, guided by God, to be awkward or cringe or unsettling in a variety of ways, and I did so in the awareness it would heal me, choosing to overcome my fear, while believing I was a cop, which I believe now was done out of love and compassion.
But I like to joke about sex like Beethoven joked about poop. Autism! Aspergers? A rare form of ADHD that often gets misdiagnosed as schizophrenia? That’s what God told me, and I don’t get a euphoria from amphetamines, which I’m genuinely not on. I have a small amount of DXM in me because my life partner is financially abusing me and I cannot fight in the vacuum of my soul against the whelling feeling of being alone and fucked with and doom n gloom n all.
Censorship. Expression. I hear the announcement from the middle school I love next to. God knows what His ass is doing, and I think I do too. This, I am really starting to see how everything works out, despite y’know, 653k charges being thrown at me, for reasons that I worry about literally zero percent of the time because I’m not who I once was.
Thus, I am good being Victorious.
