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Impractical_Island@lemmy.world â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠agoNah, Iâm allowed to do this, write funny comments on the internet, because I am the police, retard
Comment on Skill Issue đ
Impractical_Island@lemmy.world â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠agoNah, Iâm allowed to do this, write funny comments on the internet, because I am the police, retard
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
Your credentials check out continue on.
Impractical_Island@lemmy.world â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
Ok, well, in that case, Iâll take three mega bogus burgers with the twist melt nine times outta six, as well as a side of cheese fries, freaked not fried, and two cokes, one with cocaine in it the other diet, and if you could blend all that up and put it in my smoothie from this morning, I would be peaches, you crabcake dudzoltzer, you.
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
Would you like a side of sexual harassment to go with that?
Impractical_Island@lemmy.world â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
Nah, thatâs free like the bag fries from Five Guys. Thatâs actually shit I love; little psychological tricks that manifest wealth for no reason besides [human condition]. Like, people disproportionately overvalue the free fries they throw in the bag, because theyâre the fries they didnât have to give you. Thatâs why my dick is ALWAYS whipped out between the hours of nine to five, and then during the night, I moonlight as a prostitute. Iâm not good at it, but I really enjoy embarrassing myself in a slip on that corner.