Ok, well, in that case, I’ll take three mega bogus burgers with the twist melt nine times outta six, as well as a side of cheese fries, freaked not fried, and two cokes, one with cocaine in it the other diet, and if you could blend all that up and put it in my smoothie from this morning, I would be peaches, you crabcake dudzoltzer, you.
Impractical_Island@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Nah, I’m allowed to do this, write funny comments on the internet, because I am the police, retard
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 3 months ago
Your credentials check out continue on.
Impractical_Island@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Ok, well, in that case, I’ll take three mega bogus burgers with the twist melt nine times outta six, as well as a side of cheese fries, freaked not fried, and two cokes, one with cocaine in it the other diet, and if you could blend all that up and put it in my smoothie from this morning, I would be peaches, you crabcake dudzoltzer, you.
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Would you like a side of sexual harassment to go with that?