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Just me and my cement truck

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Submitted ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨VetOfTheSeas@discuss.online⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨45⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    would that be THIEL tyring to flee to argentina. I read NEW Zealand blocked his bunker construction, thats why hes going to argentina instead.

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  • mrmisses@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Just find the air intakes and get creative

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    • i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      How much glitter can a HEPA filter hold?

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      • W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Enough to be faaaaaaaaabulous!!!

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    • defaultusername@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      What’s your favorite idea?

      Mine is being creative.

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      • Fetus@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Green is not a creative colour.

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      • backalleycoyote@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Once we liberate the animals from the factory farms we load up dump trucks filled with manure and bury them alive in it. Asphyxiate on the fumes of a few tons of chicken shit or drown in it, idc.

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    • wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Expanding spray foam insulation oughta do the trick

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      • Wilco@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Fart spray then foam.

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    • Homo_Erectus@lemmy.zip ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Fart

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      • toiletobserver@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thioacetone

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    • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Well, the problem will be their perimeter security.

      You’d essentially be treated as a VBIED, and lit the fuck up by assault rifles and/or swarms of suicide drones.

      So… you could maybe attempt the ‘killdozer’ strategy…

      Or, you could try low visibilty / high mobility.

      Motorcycle, fuck maybe even an E-Bike, and hand made thermite charges.

      Shitty thermite is really not that hard to make.

      If you got through either AP Chem or a first year of Chem classes at Uni, and you can read the wikipedia page for thermite, you can probably figure it out. Also not that hard to figure out how to ignite it. Sparkle sparkle!

      Just melt the air vents.

      For further creativity, either wait for or stage nearby distractions.

      And then have a very thorough plan to completely fucking vanish.

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    • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      www.youtube.com/shorts/uT_nSACr6K4

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  • anomnom@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It’s more likely to be the mercenaries that already killed said billionaire and now control the compound.

    Be careful might want to killdozer-up the cement truck first.

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    • wasabi_noir@lemmy.zip ⁨54⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      Image

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  • quitthebiz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    There was a Clone Wars book about just this. You can imagine how it ends.

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  • Warl0k3@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Every bunker has at least one secondary “escape” hatch" in case the primary entrance is obstructed - generally it’s buried and isolated/insulated from the thermal mass of the rest of the bunker so it doesn’t show up on IR, but a metal detector will work wonders for finding them.

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    • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      That’s where the bee truck comes in.

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      • Jesus_666@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

        What’s this? A bunker full of billionaires unbothered by bees? My dump truck full of bees ought to put a stop to that!

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    • iocase@lemmy.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      You can also find them with ground penetrating radar since they tend to use sand as that insulating layer. From underneath they open a hatch and drain the sand out to clear the escape hatch. A big block of sand is plain and obvious to identify on a 250MHz system.

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      • lauha@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I’ll just use my Amazon basics ground penetrating radar then

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      • pipe01@programming.dev ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Sounds like you have a suspicious amount of experience

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    • The_v@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      So you need two cement trucks.

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      • Thteven@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        One cement truck, a metal detector, lawn chair, 12 gauge, and some beers oughta do it.

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      • Warl0k3@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Or more for the big ones, assuming they didnt go the “massive hydraulic rams under a big rock” route.

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    • Omgpwnies@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Every bunker will be built by people who won’t be invited to live in it. The locations of all exits, vents, water supplies, etc. won’t stay secret for very long.

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      • GuillaumeGus@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        That’s why you kill the workers in tragic accidents.

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  • Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Why is everyone assuming the truck is actually filled with concrete? Mythbusters famously demonstrated they can be used to carry, and mix, a wide variety of products.

    Like fertiliser contaminated with diesel, for example.

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    • snooggums@piefed.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Because trapping them in is just as effective.

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      • Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Less fun though.

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    • Canonical_Warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Just set ANFOgetaboutit.

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  • Etterra@discuss.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    You don’t even need to bother with cement. Just dump rocks or dirt.

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  • bizarroland@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Finally a vault that Bethesda didn’t think of.

    A vault full of gollums, sealed in with concrete.

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    • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Aside from being sealed by concrete and not the vault door, that pretty much is like half the vault experiments. I would even include the Gary clone vault as one. Those clones were fairly gollum like.

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    • Drusas@fedia.io ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Just load it up with angry wasps and bullet ants before you seal it up.

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  • spacehulk@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’m in. When are we doing this?

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  • SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I say TWO cement trucks, just to be sure. We have nothing better to do.

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  • Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Concrete

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    • Saapas@piefed.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Nah we are going to get the water and aggregates closer to the bunker

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  • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    “Yay! Yay! They’ve come to fix the landing pad!”

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  • kungen@feddit.nu ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Don’t you think these weirdos have thought about that and have some crazy CO2-removal system so they’d survive a long time without air intake?

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    • CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Do we care at that point? Let them live in hole - for as long as the food lasts

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    • crazycraw@crazypeople.online ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      how long have they been building up this immunity by huffing their own farts? eons

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