Just find the air intakes and get creative
Just me and my cement truck
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mrmisses@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 8 hours ago
How much glitter can a HEPA filter hold?
W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 hours ago
Enough to be faaaaaaaaabulous!!!
defaultusername@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 hours ago
What’s your favorite idea?
Mine is being creative.
Fetus@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Green is not a creative colour.
backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 3 hours ago
Once we liberate the animals from the factory farms we load up dump trucks filled with manure and bury them alive in it. Asphyxiate on the fumes of a few tons of chicken shit or drown in it, idc.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 hours ago
Well, the problem will be their perimeter security.
You’d essentially be treated as a VBIED, and lit the fuck up by assault rifles and/or swarms of suicide drones.
So… you could maybe attempt the ‘killdozer’ strategy…
Or, you could try low visibilty / high mobility.
Motorcycle, fuck maybe even an E-Bike, and hand made thermite charges.
Shitty thermite is really not that hard to make.
If you got through either AP Chem or a first year of Chem classes at Uni, and you can read the wikipedia page for thermite, you can probably figure it out. Also not that hard to figure out how to ignite it. Sparkle sparkle!
Just melt the air vents.
For further creativity, either wait for or stage nearby distractions.
And then have a very thorough plan to completely fucking vanish.
sundray@lemmus.org 7 hours ago
anomnom@sh.itjust.works 3 hours ago
It’s more likely to be the mercenaries that already killed said billionaire and now control the compound.
Be careful might want to killdozer-up the cement truck first.
wasabi_noir@lemmy.zip 54 minutes ago
quitthebiz@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
There was a Clone Wars book about just this. You can imagine how it ends.
Warl0k3@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Every bunker has at least one secondary “escape” hatch" in case the primary entrance is obstructed - generally it’s buried and isolated/insulated from the thermal mass of the rest of the bunker so it doesn’t show up on IR, but a metal detector will work wonders for finding them.
Agent641@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
That’s where the bee truck comes in.
Jesus_666@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
What’s this? A bunker full of billionaires unbothered by bees? My dump truck full of bees ought to put a stop to that!
iocase@lemmy.zip 6 hours ago
You can also find them with ground penetrating radar since they tend to use sand as that insulating layer. From underneath they open a hatch and drain the sand out to clear the escape hatch. A big block of sand is plain and obvious to identify on a 250MHz system.
lauha@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
I’ll just use my Amazon basics ground penetrating radar then
pipe01@programming.dev 5 hours ago
Sounds like you have a suspicious amount of experience
The_v@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
So you need two cement trucks.
Thteven@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
One cement truck, a metal detector, lawn chair, 12 gauge, and some beers oughta do it.
Warl0k3@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Or more for the big ones, assuming they didnt go the “massive hydraulic rams under a big rock” route.
Omgpwnies@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Every bunker will be built by people who won’t be invited to live in it. The locations of all exits, vents, water supplies, etc. won’t stay secret for very long.
GuillaumeGus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 hours ago
That’s why you kill the workers in tragic accidents.
Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 8 hours ago
Why is everyone assuming the truck is actually filled with concrete? Mythbusters famously demonstrated they can be used to carry, and mix, a wide variety of products.
Like fertiliser contaminated with diesel, for example.
Canonical_Warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 hours ago
Just set ANFOgetaboutit.
Etterra@discuss.online 1 hour ago
You don’t even need to bother with cement. Just dump rocks or dirt.
bizarroland@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Finally a vault that Bethesda didn’t think of.
A vault full of gollums, sealed in with concrete.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 8 hours ago
Aside from being sealed by concrete and not the vault door, that pretty much is like half the vault experiments. I would even include the Gary clone vault as one. Those clones were fairly gollum like.
Drusas@fedia.io 4 hours ago
Just load it up with angry wasps and bullet ants before you seal it up.
spacehulk@lemmy.zip 5 hours ago
I’m in. When are we doing this?
SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml 8 hours ago
I say TWO cement trucks, just to be sure. We have nothing better to do.
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Concrete
Saapas@piefed.zip 3 hours ago
Nah we are going to get the water and aggregates closer to the bunker
sundray@lemmus.org 6 hours ago
“Yay! Yay! They’ve come to fix the landing pad!”
kungen@feddit.nu 7 hours ago
Don’t you think these weirdos have thought about that and have some crazy CO2-removal system so they’d survive a long time without air intake?
CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Do we care at that point? Let them live in hole - for as long as the food lasts
crazycraw@crazypeople.online 7 hours ago
how long have they been building up this immunity by huffing their own farts? eons
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 45 minutes ago
would that be THIEL tyring to flee to argentina. I read NEW Zealand blocked his bunker construction, thats why hes going to argentina instead.