Every bunker has at least one secondary “escape” hatch" in case the primary entrance is obstructed - generally it’s buried and isolated/insulated from the thermal mass of the rest of the bunker so it doesn’t show up on IR, but a metal detector will work wonders for finding them.
Just me and my cement truck
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Warl0k3@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The_v@lemmy.world 1 month ago
So you need two cement trucks.
Thteven@lemmy.world 1 month ago
One cement truck, a metal detector, lawn chair, 12 gauge, and some beers oughta do it.
Warl0k3@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Or more for the big ones, assuming they didnt go the “massive hydraulic rams under a big rock” route.
iocase@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
You can also find them with ground penetrating radar since they tend to use sand as that insulating layer. From underneath they open a hatch and drain the sand out to clear the escape hatch. A big block of sand is plain and obvious to identify on a 250MHz system.
lauha@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I’ll just use my Amazon basics ground penetrating radar then
pipe01@programming.dev 1 month ago
Sounds like you have a suspicious amount of experience
Omgpwnies@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Every bunker will be built by people who won’t be invited to live in it. The locations of all exits, vents, water supplies, etc. won’t stay secret for very long.
GuillaumeGus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
That’s why you kill the workers in tragic accidents.
Agent641@lemmy.world 1 month ago
That’s where the bee truck comes in.
Jesus_666@lemmy.world 1 month ago
What’s this? A bunker full of billionaires unbothered by bees? My dump truck full of bees ought to put a stop to that!
redsand@infosec.pub 1 month ago
Can also go the brute force route and overload the structure a lot of the time. Park a couple water tankers, a crane, whatever on top. They’re usually not made with the intention of supporting an extra 100tonnes
Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Why is everyone assuming the truck is actually filled with concrete? Mythbusters famously demonstrated they can be used to carry, and mix, a wide variety of products.
Like fertiliser contaminated with diesel, for example.
Canonical_Warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Just set ANFOgetaboutit.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 1 month ago
They’ll have to have ventilation, so dump as much liquid nitrogen down there as possible. It will convert to gas at a rate of 696:1, and fill every nook & cranny of the bunker with pure nitrogen gas, which will solve the problem within a few breaths.
THEN encase it in concrete, and leave it for some archeologist to discover in 10,000 years.
TrollTrollrolllol@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The tombs of the wealthy will be raided a pillaged like the tombs of the pharaohs.
doingthestuff@lemy.lol 1 month ago
And like the pharaohs, these assholes really think they’re gods.
Zron@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Why? All the money is 1’s and 0’s on the computer. I’d not like they physically have a billion dollars in printed stocks.
anomnom@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
It’s more likely to be the mercenaries that already killed said billionaire and now control the compound.
Be careful might want to killdozer-up the cement truck first.
wasabi_noir@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
bizarroland@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Finally a vault that Bethesda didn’t think of.
A vault full of gollums, sealed in with concrete.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 month ago
Aside from being sealed by concrete and not the vault door, that pretty much is like half the vault experiments. I would even include the Gary clone vault as one. Those clones were fairly gollum like.
Drusas@fedia.io 1 month ago
Just load it up with angry wasps and bullet ants before you seal it up.
melsaskca@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
If they are hiding in their bunkers because of an ecological disaster then we’re all screwed. If they are hiding in their bunkers from us…then we’ll get 'em eventually.
scathliath@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Use sewage trucks, come on did we learn nothing from Saints’ Row?
SeaSgt@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
This is the way.
SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
I say TWO cement trucks, just to be sure. We have nothing better to do.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 month ago
would that be THIEL tyring to flee to argentina. I read NEW Zealand blocked his bunker construction, thats why hes going to argentina instead.
LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
As is tradition.
WanderWisley@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Kaligalis@lemmy.world 1 month ago
They aren’t sitting in their bunkers because they don’t need to. People have still too much to lose to try making the concept of consequences real for billionaires.
Ogy@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Yes, but the point is that scaring them now with this idea of the future may help prevent it.
They think their bunkers will be safe in X years and lots of people are going to ensure they aren’t
spacehulk@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
I’m in. When are we doing this?
6244901@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Bros been waiting for this! 😭
Bluewing@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Here is the thing about bunkers. Unless they have installed some way to power that bunker and provide water and food that cannot be destroyed, it’s a self-made trap. They can be ignored and the denizens will die in the cold damp darkness of starvation and dehydration. With a probable side dose of madeness.
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Concrete
Saapas@piefed.zip 1 month ago
Nah we are going to get the water and aggregates closer to the bunker
kungen@feddit.nu 1 month ago
Don’t you think these weirdos have thought about that and have some crazy CO2-removal system so they’d survive a long time without air intake?
CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Do we care at that point? Let them live in hole - for as long as the food lasts
crazycraw@crazypeople.online 1 month ago
how long have they been building up this immunity by huffing their own farts? eons
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 1 month ago
In another post, I suggested dumping a few hundred liters of Liquid Nitrogen down the vents. It will convert to gas at a rate of 696:1 in a matter of minutes, and squeeze onto every nook and cranny, and the problem will be entirely solved in a few breaths.
sundray@lemmus.org 1 month ago
“Yay! Yay! They’ve come to fix the landing pad!”
quitthebiz@lemmy.world 1 month ago
There was a Clone Wars book about just this. You can imagine how it ends.
Etterra@discuss.online 1 month ago
You don’t even need to bother with cement. Just dump rocks or dirt.
mrmisses@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Just find the air intakes and get creative
i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
How much glitter can a HEPA filter hold?
W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Enough to be faaaaaaaaabulous!!!
WereCat@lemmy.world 1 month ago
How much surmstrong can it block?
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Expanding spray foam insulation oughta do the trick
Wilco@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Fart spray then foam.
defaultusername@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
What’s your favorite idea?
Mine is being creative.
Fetus@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Green is not a creative colour.
backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Once we liberate the animals from the factory farms we load up dump trucks filled with manure and bury them alive in it. Asphyxiate on the fumes of a few tons of chicken shit or drown in it, idc.
Homo_Erectus@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Fart
toiletobserver@lemmy.world 1 month ago
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thioacetone
fartographer@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Hi
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Well, the problem will be their perimeter security.
You’d essentially be treated as a VBIED, and lit the fuck up by assault rifles and/or swarms of suicide drones.
So… you could maybe attempt the ‘killdozer’ strategy…
Or, you could try low visibilty / high mobility.
Motorcycle, fuck maybe even an E-Bike, and hand made thermite charges.
Shitty thermite is really not that hard to make.
If you got through either AP Chem or a first year of Chem classes at Uni, and you can read the wikipedia page for thermite, you can probably figure it out. Also not that hard to figure out how to ignite it. Sparkle sparkle!
Just melt the air vents.
For further creativity, either wait for or stage nearby distractions.
And then have a very thorough plan to completely fucking vanish.
redsand@infosec.pub 1 month ago
If they’re in bunkers the FBI isn’t helping. Society has collapsed. Cut utilities and destroy generators from afar. You can trebuchet tar balls, rocks, anfo, napalm, whatever to deal with remaining resistance. Or yeah killdozer, they’re unlikely to have anything more than .50BMG and construction equipment is fleet keyed.
sundray@lemmus.org 1 month ago
www.youtube.com/shorts/uT_nSACr6K4