Every commercial that comes on TV is a prescription drug ad.
I can’t watch TV for four minutes without thinking I have five serious diseases.
Like: “Do you ever wake up tired in the mornings?”
Oh my god, I have this! Write this down. Whatever it is, I have it!
Half the time I don’t even know what the commercial is:
There’s people running in fields or flying kites or swimming in the ocean.
Like: "That is the greatest disease ever. How do you get that?
That disease comes with a hot chick and a puppy!
LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
Borderlands personality disorder, running around threatening to turn people into meat bicycles
psx_crab@lemmy.zip 2 days ago
I AM THE CONDUCTOR OF THE POOP TRAIN
Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
SHOOT ME IN THE FACE¡
Fetus@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Shooty McShooterface? I haven’t seen you since I shot you in the face!