PSA

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• FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Ok cool I had a satellite crash into my house yesterday and kill me instantly, I was worried until I saw this post

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    As a nightroom entity, I was concerned for you too. Get well soon 🙏

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  • Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It was my insight into my illusory self.

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  • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    We need more PSAs telling us not to worry about things.

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• Fetus@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I was Shpongled at a point in the past, makes me immune to Scrombling.

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    For those who are unsure of their Shpongled status, please take the following test:

    youtu.be/J2WP-55FLNk

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• Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I know your not supposed to self diagnose online, but what do you do when your symptoms perfectly align?

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• henfredemars@infosec.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  When you forget your plumbus at home.

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• TriangleSpecialist@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I am so scrombled it’s unreal.

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• Broadfern@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  😦 how do I get tested?1?

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  • everett@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Check your jugs for cheese.

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    • otacon239@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I have 2 big jug hot cheese. What do?

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  i would like to apply for 1 jug hot cheese pleese

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You have not specified a desired temperature, therefore the mean universal temperature will be used. Your jug of 674, 212 Kelvin cheese is being delivered presently

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Not hot enough, not enough cheese

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  • Matty_r@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yea but have you been scrambled?

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Not yet I need cheeses in my life

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• Qwazpoi@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Kind of similar to Donnie Darko

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• bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Is this gen alpha humor? I find it hilarious

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  • Macchi_the_Slime@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    is this not just bone hurting juice? Have I been left behind by the memes?

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    • bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yeah I guess it is. Ive seen stuff like thos referred to as gen a humor idk man, i just laugh

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This is quite a serious matter.

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• PugJesus@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  literally me

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• Formfiller@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I made beer cheese last night

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• phaedrus@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  My absolute head hasn’t too much trouble. However, my relative head has been throbbing like crazy…

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  • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Oof, relatives will do that to you 😡

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• krooklochurm@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I masturbated by entity. I like.

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• watson387@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Oh thank God. I was starting to worry about this big hot jug cheese…

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• daannii@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The cheese one. I’m not sure… Can someone give me an example?

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• Triumph@fedia.io ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This is not a shitpost. Reported.

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