You know you’re in the bad timeline when you can’t tell if this is real or not
we're cooked
Submitted 7 hours ago by green_goglin@thelemmy.club to [deleted]
https://thelemmy.club/pictrs/image/e30796d0-20c9-4a4f-aad5-fd74733bc08d.jpeg
Comments
shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works 7 hours ago
DandomRude@piefed.social 6 hours ago
I couldn’t agree more, especially since, for anyone not from the US, even the most moderate White House posts are so utterly absurd that these days it’s really hard to tell the difference between satire and real-life clown show.
I can assure you that everyone is trying their best to adjust somehow, but it’s really hard given this level of absurdity.
lemsip@sh.itjust.works 3 hours ago
I don’t follow US politics very closely, but the other day I saw the official whitehouse twitter account posted footage of them bombing someone, with wii sports ‘nice shot’ shit over the top.
These cunts have no concept of remorse, they’re having fun and joking around.
Seeing that shit doesn’t make anyone respect them, it makes us wish somebody did the same thing back to them.
green_goglin@thelemmy.club 7 hours ago
We’ve jumped the shark (again)
Kernal64@sh.itjust.works 6 hours ago
At this point, we’ve jumped all the sharks in the ocean. They’re now jumping us.
sundray@lemmus.org 6 hours ago
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
but is it?
Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 2 hours ago
I hope he drops dead on stage with cameras rolling and he’s unable to be resuscitated. That shit will play everywhere.
barkybeak@lemmy.zip 2 hours ago
He would be remembered as a martyr. Someone who gave up his life for all of us.
Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 48 minutes ago
He’ll be remembered as the giant piece of shit he is.
baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 3 hours ago
I actually assumed it was real. That’s where we are.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
not only is it real (imo) it’s the default reaction from anything insane from this man.
seggturkasz@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
I don’t get it. This guy is completely nuts. Why make shit up? Just give it an hour and you’ll have something tremendously fucked up that he actually posts…
BananaTrifleViolin@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Yeah it makes no sense; he literally posted something as bad as this:
Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin’ Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah. President DONALD J. TRUMP"
We don’t need a fake variant of it.
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 35 minutes ago
… the Trump bomb means he literally explodes where it stands with the force of “5 magatons” (he shits himself 5 times).
The very surprising part is how the Tsar bomb had any magatons at all.
theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
As far as I can tell, this is not real
green_goglin@thelemmy.club 6 hours ago
Let’s hope it stays that way
Supervisor194@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
And yet, we have to seriously look to be able to be sure. What a world.
dnick@sh.itjust.works 4 hours ago
I literally broke an accidental streak of not logging into x for like a year to make sure the last three ‘screenshots’ of trump weren’t real, including this one. Seriously though, was the ‘praise Allah’ one real or not? I honestly can’t tell for sure if it’s satire or just something one of his handlers deleted.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
yet
thedeadwalking4242@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Is he threating nuclear war???
ChetManly@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Seriously… real or not?
theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Not
mrmacduggan@lemmy.ml 5 hours ago
Barely not real, it’s a paraphrase of his recent Truth post. but yeah he didn’t tweet this
Borger@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 hours ago
The poll is the funniest part to me. I do want to surrender to “Iran/democrats”.
green_goglin@thelemmy.club 4 hours ago
“MAGATONS” had me giggle
vrek@programming.dev 2 hours ago
What I don’t get if it’s really such a priority from him and he is so mad…doesnt America have enough bombs to just level the region? Can’t he just make a call and say “kill everyone, make it glass” and it would be done?
That would be horrible to do. I’m not condoning it and thousands of lives would be lost. That said in the 80s America could literally destroy the earth… With advancements in technology and the money we spent couldn’t they just say “do it” and make the whole area done for atleast a few generations? How do they lose wars? If they are so dead set on this can’t they just carpet bomb the entire country?
Heavybell@lemmy.world 27 minutes ago
I’m under the impression that no, the US does not have enough conventional weapons to do this. If he were to escalate to non-conventional weapons that would change things but I don’t want to think about how the rest of the world would react to the US carpet bombing an entire country with nukes…
Bluescluestoothpaste@sh.itjust.works 2 hours ago
I think the military is pushing back on him, that’s why they fired four generals yesterday. If it were up to him we would have dropped many nukes already.
bitjunkie@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Alpha male stable genius throws a hissy fit on socials because of the direct result of his own actions, more at 11
gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 hours ago
Real btw (almost)!
h4x0r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 hour ago
Image