Mermaid

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• gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

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  • Zkuld@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Same way we decide which animals to eat and which to pet I guess

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    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      No no no. I would eat a cow. But I would also pet a cow.

      I guess it depends if it’s alive or dead.

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    • Janx@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      First one, then the other! The order is important…

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    • Prathas@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Pet/food decisions are mostly based on carnivore/herbivore type. Eating carnivorous animals poisons us over time, among other issues.

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    • j_z@feddit.nu ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      👆

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    • Eat_Your_Paisley@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      There are no animals I wouldn’t eat or pet

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    • Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Just depends on how hungry you are.

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    • musubibreakfast@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      If it sings with you then it’s a friend, if it doesn’t then it’s food.

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  • sik0fewl@piefed.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    ^ my joke but better

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• Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Mermaids are the apex predator & rule the seas - none of the critters are friends, just captive slaves that try their best not to piss her off.

  And that’s why a little murmaider is ok.
  \m/

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  • SleepyPie@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Wow you had so many of these ready to go 👀

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    • turtlesareneat@piefed.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Seems like, somehow, people have spent a lot of time thinking about Ariel’s tits. Perhaps science can tell us one day why.

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  • toofpic@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    youtu.be/DOWUHqDZjrA?is=c0rmotVI_a6_71Oe

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• Im_old@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Well starfish have their mouth in the middle of their body, so…

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  • themeatbridge@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    How else do you think they stay on?

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  • Peppycito@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Totally. She picks the best kissers.

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    • Pistachio@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      breast kissers

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  • kalpol@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    All right boys, party’s over

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  • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    …that’s why she uses clam shells.

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• Armok_the_bunny@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Clearly her bra are her closest friends.

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  • obviouspornalt@fedinsfw.app ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    bra friends are the breast friends.

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  • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Meanwhile, I just want to see bunny Armok.

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• Fedegenerate@fedinsfw.app ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Simples, when she out grows her B-shells, she wears her C-shells.

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  • Dasus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

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• angrystego@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  A bra can be a friend.

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  • crunchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Breast friends, even

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    • humorlessrepost@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Havin’ so much fun together. You’re not even aware you’re such a funny pair.

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    • Dasus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

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  • Hasherm0n@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    The closest of friends.

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    • MasterNerd@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Those claims ain’t surviving their adductor muscles being severed

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• Archangel1313@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I would imagine that the ones cupping her titties are “more than just friends”.

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• deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Alive: friends. Dead: clothes.

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• Astronut@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Well, obviously her bosom buddies are her friends! They just clam and do their job

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• M137@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  The person who wrote this is in the very small minority of people (of all genders) who don’t think boobs are awesome.
  And even then, how is being her bra not being a friend? Bad bras that cause all sorts of issues and discomfort is such a common thing that any bra that doesn’t should automatically be seen as a friend.

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• grrgyle@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  How do we?

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• Treczoks@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Maybe the ones she uses as bra are her very best friends?

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• reddit_sux@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  She is like a hermit crab, using only the discarded shells as her cycle progresses.

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• Etterra@discuss.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  She only wears the dead ones, dyed a bright color.

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• SethTaylor@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Bra ones got game

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• RoddyStiggs@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  ¿Por que no los dos?

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• theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Pure anesthetics.

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• rain_worl@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  why?? is there that horrid black gradient at the bottom??
  which ui designer thought it would be a good idea??? i just want to have a talk with them

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• peteypete420@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Lifes real questions

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• Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Those that support her family ruling the sea are friends.

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