Mermaid

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• gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

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  • Zkuld@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Same way we decide which animals to eat and which to pet I guess

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    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      No no no. I would eat a cow. But I would also pet a cow.

      I guess it depends if it’s alive or dead.

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    • Janx@piefed.social ⁨45⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      First one, then the other! The order is important…

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    • Eat_Your_Paisley@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      There are no animals I wouldn’t eat or pet

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• Fedegenerate@fedinsfw.app ⁨53⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Simples, when she out grows her B-shells, she wears her C-shells.

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• Armok_the_bunny@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Clearly her bra are her closest friends.

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• Im_old@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Well starfish have their mouth in the middle of their body, so…

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  • kalpol@lemmy.ca ⁨18⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    All right boys, party’s over

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  • themeatbridge@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    How else do you think they stay on?

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  • Peppycito@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Totally. She picks the best kissers.

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  • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨57⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    …that’s why she uses clam shells.

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• deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Alive: friends. Dead: clothes.

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• Astronut@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Well, obviously her bosom buddies are her friends! They just clam and do their job

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