Astronut
@Astronut@lemmy.zip
- Comment on Men against bush 1 day ago:
I looks hairy and scary and I ain’t going in there without a miner’s light and a 2 x 4 strapped to my ass!
- Comment on How could you? 5 days ago:
Well I’ve obviously forgotten about that. I should at least remember changing my underoos around you!
- Comment on How could you? 5 days ago:
Hell, I forgot if I changed my britches this morning!
- Comment on You just made an enemy for life. 6 days ago:
Seething Seagull!
- Comment on Cute Easter outfit 1 week ago:
Well they’re certainly bringing back great mammories!
- Comment on Cute Easter outfit 1 week ago:
Homina, homina, homina!
- Comment on Cheese is available 1 week ago:
You know you and your dog are as one when you’re both full of shit… I mean… oh never mind!
- Comment on Cheese is available 1 week ago:
No shit?
- Comment on Cheese is available 1 week ago:
CHEESE!!!
CHEESE!!!
CHEESE!!!
CHEESE!!!
CHEESE!!!
cheese - Comment on Cheese is available 1 week ago:
I’ll eat the hell out of a cheese sandwich but to put cheese on my hamburger and I ain’t touching it! Explain that!
- Comment on Can a small android phone work as a router ? 1 week ago:
I don’t think the router bits would fit in the phone slot and you would have to manually turn the phone to get the bits to route any design into the edge of the wood. I don’t think it would work at all!
- Comment on It had to be done because Jesus was always showing off at the beach 1 week ago:
Sumbitch thinks just because he’s Gods son that he can get away with anything!
- Comment on 3 years on Lemmy, 7.3k posts... have one more. 1 week ago:
Right… I used to get up in the morning at night at half-past-ten at night, half an hour before I went to bed, Eat a lump of freezing cold poison, work 28 hours a day at mill, and pay da mill owner to let us work there. And when I went home our dad used to murder us in cold blood, each night, and dance about on our graves, singing hallelujah.
- Comment on Homewrecker 1 week ago:
Once she’s got you hooked her Mack Daddy will fillet your ass!
- Comment on Ancient Squirrels Ate Woolly Mammoth Meat. The Proof Is in the Poop. 1 week ago:
Well ain’t that some shit!
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
M orons
A re
G onna
A rrive!
- Comment on Homewrecker 1 week ago:
The bitch obviously lured him in! 
- Comment on My DOG is a beautiful CRACK HOE 1 week ago:
So da bitch likes beautiful cracks. Who don’t!
- Comment on Insert a Title Here 2 weeks ago:
The evidence before the court is incontrovertible
There’s no need for the jury to retire
In all my years of judging, I have never heard before
Of someone more deserving of the full penalty of law
The way you made them suffer, your exquisite wife and mother
Fills me with the urge to defecate
Since my friend you have revealed your deepest fear
I sentence you to be exposed before your peers
Tear down the wall….
- Comment on Would you like a corn dog 👉👈 2 weeks ago:
There you go trying to bring logic to a dingleberry convention!
- Comment on Would you like a corn dog 👉👈 2 weeks ago:
A ssholes
I nternetting?
- Comment on How far back into the human/mammal family tree does one think we would have to go to find a genetic relative that doesn't give a whit about how good their hair looks ? 2 weeks ago:
If cats didn’t worry about their hair then why are they always licking it?
- Comment on Who need $30 right now 2 weeks ago:
I’m good!
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Lee Iacocca believe it or not!
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
66 here. I’ve read one book since I graduated in 1978. I’ve been retired for 11 years now and doing well. Books are like anything else. Either you’re into them or you’re not! It means nothing! You’re good.
- Comment on Flavortown in shambles 2 weeks ago:
Reality tv isn’t reality!
- Comment on [serious] 2 weeks ago:
Then just start with them sonsabitches!
- Comment on [serious] 2 weeks ago:
Then the middle class would be the poor class so we kill them and so on?
- Comment on Redditors discussing "Is the threat of inbreeding exaggerated?" is it true? 2 weeks ago:
The obvious workaround is fuck’em outdoors!
- Comment on Butt nutter 2 weeks ago:
Ya’outta!