Astronut
@Astronut@lemmy.zip
- Comment on If dogs have such a great nose, why do they sniff other dogs asses? Wouldn't it smell like shit or not a good smell? 6 days ago:
They know their shit and ain’t afraid to show it!
- Comment on How do we stop people from defending billionares and trillion dollar companies? 1 week ago:
You can’t because you can’t fix stupid! The people that do are beyond ignorant and don’t want to be informed of the truth!
- Comment on Why do women in golf wear those short/skirt things while the men wear pants? 1 week ago:
That’s probably true! I don’t like much of anything. Hell, I don’t even like people!
- Comment on Why do women in golf wear those short/skirt things while the men wear pants? 1 week ago:
Why do women golf at all? Why do men golf? Why do people chase a ball around a pasture for entertainment? Why would anyone even watch that shit at all?
- Comment on Why is the world's "oldest profession" still illegal ? Instead of being better managed? 1 week ago:
I got to see him two times. You are absolutely correct’
- Comment on Why is the world's "oldest profession" still illegal ? Instead of being better managed? 1 week ago:
“Selling is legal. Fucking is legal. Why isn’t selling fucking legal?
~George Carlin~ - Comment on Trump says he is 'number one' on Iran's target list 4 weeks ago:
Actually he’s a huge number 2 on mine. He’s full of shit!
- Comment on Update From Senator Mitch McConnell 5 weeks ago:
“Hi, I’m dead and I would like to remain a senator so I can fuck over more people and make their lives more miserable even while I’m dead. Thank you for being ignorant enough to keep me in power to destroy your lives for so long!”
- Comment on What's the difference between Woke and Political Correctness? 1 month ago:
The difference is that republicans are allergic to either of those and democrats embrace them!
- Comment on Fuck AIPAC 1 month ago:
A sshole
I sraeli’s
P urchased
A ll of
C ongress
- Comment on What’s a reasonable tip for a barber? (America) 1 month ago:
I always tip 25%.
- Comment on Opinion: Mamdani’s Netanyahu Stunt Was a Waste of His Talent and Our Time 1 month ago:
M orons
A re
G utting
A merica!
- Comment on Preparing breakfast with the Beaver 1 month ago:
Ward, you was a little hard on the beaver last night!
- Comment on How Trump Took the U.S. to War With Iran 1 month ago:
M aniac
A sshole
G uts
A merica!
- Comment on Longtime GOP Sen. Lindsey Graham dies at 71 after 'brief and sudden illness' 1 month ago:
And they say there isn’t any good news anymore!
- Comment on Please, call my Moth... 1 month ago:
What’s his phone number?
- Comment on How come not all people are organ donors? It's not like they will need them where ever they go. 1 month ago:
I don’t even have an organ. Hell I don’t even know how to play one!
- Comment on First time making pickled eggs and I think they are just as eggcited about it as I am. 2 months ago:
It helps eminently if you can put them in a vacuum jar. It really sucks the brine into the eggs!
- Comment on First time making pickled eggs and I think they are just as eggcited about it as I am. 2 months ago:
Happy farting bro! Them sonsabitches is good though!
- Comment on Back to the depths that spawned you! 2 months ago:
Absofuckinglootly!
- Comment on Back to the depths that spawned you! 2 months ago:
Lettuce pray that Mr Traitorous Turtle is now munching in a field of the devils lettuce and the devil grew this batch just for him!
- Comment on A lot of people who try to start a religion are seen as mentally ill. Like Jim Jones, David Koresh, the UFO guy, and L Ron Hubbard. Then could it be a safe bet that Jesus was mentally ill? 2 months ago:
I’d bet it’s safe to say the sumbitch doesn’t even exist!
- Comment on I got my day all planned out! 2 months ago:
Wouldn’t it be easier to just get drunk and pledge to wake up? L
- Comment on jesus holding up the shutter so you can get some fresh air 2 months ago:
It’s the only miracle I’ve actually seen the sumbitch do!
- Comment on Boomers scolding us about how they were able to buy a house working at a gas station... 2 months ago:
Right. I had to get up in the morning at ten o’clock at night, half an hour before I went to bed, (pause for laughter), eat a lump of cold poison, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our Dad would kill us, and dance about on our graves singing “Hallelujah.”
But you try and tell the young people today that… and they won’t believe ya’.
Nope, nope…
- Comment on Drive safe this weekend everyone! 2 months ago:
You’re absolutely wrong about him. He’s a PILE of shit, not a piece!
- Comment on Drive safe this weekend everyone! 2 months ago:
Fuck off you brain dead traitor!
- Comment on Skiddin' and shiddin' 2 months ago:
Shit slidin’ away
Shit slidin’ away You know the nearer your destination The more you’re shit slidin’ away…
- Comment on Thoughts? 2 months ago:
I think a sack of flour would make a big biscuit!
- Comment on Was she aware of the effect she had on millions of pubescent boys 2 months ago:
Hard times, literally!