Astronut
@Astronut@lemmy.zip
- Comment on Pentagon’s wireless services left locations, data exposed, watchdog finds 4 days ago:
M orons
A re
G overning
A merica!
- Comment on Does anyone actually believe this "rogue AI" nonsense? 6 days ago:
Republicans absofuckinglutely are dumb enough to believe that and don’t call me Shirley!
- Comment on Why is it legal for Trump to short stocks, then bet against them? I mean he gets a shitload of money. But what about the common folk? 6 days ago:
Absofuckinglootly!
- Comment on Federal agents seized Ilhan Omar’s phone, laptop in D.C. home search 1 week ago:
Trump and the Republican Party are nothing more than a criminal organization!
- Comment on Wildlife park confirms tiger will not be euthanised after man mauled to death 1 week ago:
Big kitty cat did what big kitty cats do! News at 9.
- Comment on If dogs have such a great nose, why do they sniff other dogs asses? Wouldn't it smell like shit or not a good smell? 1 month ago:
They know their shit and ain’t afraid to show it!
- Comment on How do we stop people from defending billionares and trillion dollar companies? 1 month ago:
You can’t because you can’t fix stupid! The people that do are beyond ignorant and don’t want to be informed of the truth!
- Comment on Why do women in golf wear those short/skirt things while the men wear pants? 1 month ago:
That’s probably true! I don’t like much of anything. Hell, I don’t even like people!
- Comment on Why do women in golf wear those short/skirt things while the men wear pants? 1 month ago:
Why do women golf at all? Why do men golf? Why do people chase a ball around a pasture for entertainment? Why would anyone even watch that shit at all?
- Comment on Why is the world's "oldest profession" still illegal ? Instead of being better managed? 1 month ago:
I got to see him two times. You are absolutely correct’
- Comment on Why is the world's "oldest profession" still illegal ? Instead of being better managed? 1 month ago:
“Selling is legal. Fucking is legal. Why isn’t selling fucking legal?
~George Carlin~ - Comment on Trump says he is 'number one' on Iran's target list 2 months ago:
Actually he’s a huge number 2 on mine. He’s full of shit!
- Comment on Update From Senator Mitch McConnell 2 months ago:
“Hi, I’m dead and I would like to remain a senator so I can fuck over more people and make their lives more miserable even while I’m dead. Thank you for being ignorant enough to keep me in power to destroy your lives for so long!”
- Comment on What's the difference between Woke and Political Correctness? 2 months ago:
The difference is that republicans are allergic to either of those and democrats embrace them!
- Comment on Fuck AIPAC 2 months ago:
A sshole
I sraeli’s
P urchased
A ll of
C ongress
- Comment on What’s a reasonable tip for a barber? (America) 2 months ago:
I always tip 25%.
- Comment on Opinion: Mamdani’s Netanyahu Stunt Was a Waste of His Talent and Our Time 2 months ago:
M orons
A re
G utting
A merica!
- Comment on Preparing breakfast with the Beaver 2 months ago:
Ward, you was a little hard on the beaver last night!
- Comment on How Trump Took the U.S. to War With Iran 2 months ago:
M aniac
A sshole
G uts
A merica!
- Comment on Longtime GOP Sen. Lindsey Graham dies at 71 after 'brief and sudden illness' 3 months ago:
And they say there isn’t any good news anymore!
- Comment on Please, call my Moth... 3 months ago:
What’s his phone number?
- Comment on How come not all people are organ donors? It's not like they will need them where ever they go. 3 months ago:
I don’t even have an organ. Hell I don’t even know how to play one!
- Comment on First time making pickled eggs and I think they are just as eggcited about it as I am. 3 months ago:
It helps eminently if you can put them in a vacuum jar. It really sucks the brine into the eggs!
- Comment on First time making pickled eggs and I think they are just as eggcited about it as I am. 3 months ago:
Happy farting bro! Them sonsabitches is good though!
- Comment on Back to the depths that spawned you! 3 months ago:
Absofuckinglootly!
- Comment on Back to the depths that spawned you! 3 months ago:
Lettuce pray that Mr Traitorous Turtle is now munching in a field of the devils lettuce and the devil grew this batch just for him!
- Comment on A lot of people who try to start a religion are seen as mentally ill. Like Jim Jones, David Koresh, the UFO guy, and L Ron Hubbard. Then could it be a safe bet that Jesus was mentally ill? 3 months ago:
I’d bet it’s safe to say the sumbitch doesn’t even exist!
- Comment on I got my day all planned out! 3 months ago:
Wouldn’t it be easier to just get drunk and pledge to wake up? L
- Comment on jesus holding up the shutter so you can get some fresh air 3 months ago:
It’s the only miracle I’ve actually seen the sumbitch do!
- Comment on Boomers scolding us about how they were able to buy a house working at a gas station... 3 months ago:
Right. I had to get up in the morning at ten o’clock at night, half an hour before I went to bed, (pause for laughter), eat a lump of cold poison, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our Dad would kill us, and dance about on our graves singing “Hallelujah.”
But you try and tell the young people today that… and they won’t believe ya’.
Nope, nope…