Astronut
@Astronut@lemmy.zip
- Comment on Longtime GOP Sen. Lindsey Graham dies at 71 after 'brief and sudden illness' 1 day ago:
And they say there isn’t any good news anymore!
- Comment on Please, call my Moth... 1 day ago:
What’s his phone number?
- Comment on How come not all people are organ donors? It's not like they will need them where ever they go. 1 day ago:
I don’t even have an organ. Hell I don’t even know how to play one!
- Comment on First time making pickled eggs and I think they are just as eggcited about it as I am. 3 days ago:
It helps eminently if you can put them in a vacuum jar. It really sucks the brine into the eggs!
- Comment on First time making pickled eggs and I think they are just as eggcited about it as I am. 3 days ago:
Happy farting bro! Them sonsabitches is good though!
- Comment on Back to the depths that spawned you! 4 days ago:
Absofuckinglootly!
- Comment on Back to the depths that spawned you! 4 days ago:
Lettuce pray that Mr Traitorous Turtle is now munching in a field of the devils lettuce and the devil grew this batch just for him!
- Comment on A lot of people who try to start a religion are seen as mentally ill. Like Jim Jones, David Koresh, the UFO guy, and L Ron Hubbard. Then could it be a safe bet that Jesus was mentally ill? 6 days ago:
I’d bet it’s safe to say the sumbitch doesn’t even exist!
- Comment on I got my day all planned out! 1 week ago:
Wouldn’t it be easier to just get drunk and pledge to wake up? L
- Comment on jesus holding up the shutter so you can get some fresh air 1 week ago:
It’s the only miracle I’ve actually seen the sumbitch do!
- Comment on Boomers scolding us about how they were able to buy a house working at a gas station... 1 week ago:
Right. I had to get up in the morning at ten o’clock at night, half an hour before I went to bed, (pause for laughter), eat a lump of cold poison, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our Dad would kill us, and dance about on our graves singing “Hallelujah.”
But you try and tell the young people today that… and they won’t believe ya’.
Nope, nope…
- Comment on Drive safe this weekend everyone! 1 week ago:
You’re absolutely wrong about him. He’s a PILE of shit, not a piece!
- Comment on Drive safe this weekend everyone! 1 week ago:
Fuck off you brain dead traitor!
- Comment on Skiddin' and shiddin' 1 week ago:
Shit slidin’ away
Shit slidin’ away You know the nearer your destination The more you’re shit slidin’ away…
- Comment on Thoughts? 2 weeks ago:
I think a sack of flour would make a big biscuit!
- Comment on Was she aware of the effect she had on millions of pubescent boys 2 weeks ago:
Hard times, literally!
- Comment on Men against bush 3 weeks ago:
I looks hairy and scary and I ain’t going in there without a miner’s light and a 2 x 4 strapped to my ass!
- Comment on How could you? 3 weeks ago:
Well I’ve obviously forgotten about that. I should at least remember changing my underoos around you!
- Comment on How could you? 3 weeks ago:
Hell, I forgot if I changed my britches this morning!
- Comment on You just made an enemy for life. 3 weeks ago:
Seething Seagull!
- Comment on Cute Easter outfit 3 weeks ago:
Well they’re certainly bringing back great mammories!
- Comment on Cute Easter outfit 3 weeks ago:
Homina, homina, homina!
- Comment on Cheese is available 3 weeks ago:
You know you and your dog are as one when you’re both full of shit… I mean… oh never mind!
- Comment on Cheese is available 3 weeks ago:
No shit?
- Comment on Cheese is available 3 weeks ago:
CHEESE!!!
CHEESE!!!
CHEESE!!!
CHEESE!!!
CHEESE!!!
cheese - Comment on Cheese is available 3 weeks ago:
I’ll eat the hell out of a cheese sandwich but to put cheese on my hamburger and I ain’t touching it! Explain that!
- Comment on Can a small android phone work as a router ? 4 weeks ago:
I don’t think the router bits would fit in the phone slot and you would have to manually turn the phone to get the bits to route any design into the edge of the wood. I don’t think it would work at all!
- Comment on It had to be done because Jesus was always showing off at the beach 4 weeks ago:
Sumbitch thinks just because he’s Gods son that he can get away with anything!
- Comment on 3 years on Lemmy, 7.3k posts... have one more. 4 weeks ago:
Right… I used to get up in the morning at night at half-past-ten at night, half an hour before I went to bed, Eat a lump of freezing cold poison, work 28 hours a day at mill, and pay da mill owner to let us work there. And when I went home our dad used to murder us in cold blood, each night, and dance about on our graves, singing hallelujah.
- Comment on Homewrecker 4 weeks ago:
Once she’s got you hooked her Mack Daddy will fillet your ass!