Astronut
@Astronut@lemmy.zip
- Comment on Trump says he is 'number one' on Iran's target list 1 week ago:
Actually he’s a huge number 2 on mine. He’s full of shit!
- Comment on Update From Senator Mitch McConnell 2 weeks ago:
“Hi, I’m dead and I would like to remain a senator so I can fuck over more people and make their lives more miserable even while I’m dead. Thank you for being ignorant enough to keep me in power to destroy your lives for so long!”
- Comment on What's the difference between Woke and Political Correctness? 3 weeks ago:
The difference is that republicans are allergic to either of those and democrats embrace them!
- Comment on Fuck AIPAC 3 weeks ago:
A sshole
I sraeli’s
P urchased
A ll of
C ongress
- Comment on What’s a reasonable tip for a barber? (America) 3 weeks ago:
I always tip 25%.
- Comment on Opinion: Mamdani’s Netanyahu Stunt Was a Waste of His Talent and Our Time 3 weeks ago:
M orons
A re
G utting
A merica!
- Comment on Preparing breakfast with the Beaver 4 weeks ago:
Ward, you was a little hard on the beaver last night!
- Comment on How Trump Took the U.S. to War With Iran 4 weeks ago:
M aniac
A sshole
G uts
A merica!
- Comment on Longtime GOP Sen. Lindsey Graham dies at 71 after 'brief and sudden illness' 5 weeks ago:
And they say there isn’t any good news anymore!
- Comment on Please, call my Moth... 5 weeks ago:
What’s his phone number?
- Comment on How come not all people are organ donors? It's not like they will need them where ever they go. 1 month ago:
I don’t even have an organ. Hell I don’t even know how to play one!
- Comment on First time making pickled eggs and I think they are just as eggcited about it as I am. 1 month ago:
It helps eminently if you can put them in a vacuum jar. It really sucks the brine into the eggs!
- Comment on First time making pickled eggs and I think they are just as eggcited about it as I am. 1 month ago:
Happy farting bro! Them sonsabitches is good though!
- Comment on Back to the depths that spawned you! 1 month ago:
Absofuckinglootly!
- Comment on Back to the depths that spawned you! 1 month ago:
Lettuce pray that Mr Traitorous Turtle is now munching in a field of the devils lettuce and the devil grew this batch just for him!
- Comment on A lot of people who try to start a religion are seen as mentally ill. Like Jim Jones, David Koresh, the UFO guy, and L Ron Hubbard. Then could it be a safe bet that Jesus was mentally ill? 1 month ago:
I’d bet it’s safe to say the sumbitch doesn’t even exist!
- Comment on I got my day all planned out! 1 month ago:
Wouldn’t it be easier to just get drunk and pledge to wake up? L
- Comment on jesus holding up the shutter so you can get some fresh air 1 month ago:
It’s the only miracle I’ve actually seen the sumbitch do!
- Comment on Boomers scolding us about how they were able to buy a house working at a gas station... 1 month ago:
Right. I had to get up in the morning at ten o’clock at night, half an hour before I went to bed, (pause for laughter), eat a lump of cold poison, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our Dad would kill us, and dance about on our graves singing “Hallelujah.”
But you try and tell the young people today that… and they won’t believe ya’.
Nope, nope…
- Comment on Drive safe this weekend everyone! 1 month ago:
You’re absolutely wrong about him. He’s a PILE of shit, not a piece!
- Comment on Drive safe this weekend everyone! 1 month ago:
Fuck off you brain dead traitor!
- Comment on Skiddin' and shiddin' 1 month ago:
Shit slidin’ away
Shit slidin’ away You know the nearer your destination The more you’re shit slidin’ away…
- Comment on Thoughts? 1 month ago:
I think a sack of flour would make a big biscuit!
- Comment on Was she aware of the effect she had on millions of pubescent boys 1 month ago:
Hard times, literally!
- Comment on Men against bush 1 month ago:
I looks hairy and scary and I ain’t going in there without a miner’s light and a 2 x 4 strapped to my ass!
- Comment on How could you? 2 months ago:
Well I’ve obviously forgotten about that. I should at least remember changing my underoos around you!
- Comment on How could you? 2 months ago:
Hell, I forgot if I changed my britches this morning!
- Comment on You just made an enemy for life. 2 months ago:
Seething Seagull!
- Comment on Cute Easter outfit 2 months ago:
Well they’re certainly bringing back great mammories!
- Comment on Cute Easter outfit 2 months ago:
Homina, homina, homina!