Astronut

@Astronut@lemmy.zip

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Now that's a great haircut⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Why, the hairy little sumbitch don’t even eat!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Help⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way too literal for me.

       ~Mitch Hedburg~
  

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wise words from the recently dead⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Then again it’s much better to be pissed off than pissed on!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨if not fren why fren....nvm⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Well no treats for that fucker then!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨if not fren why fren....nvm⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re damn straight I’m gonna give that sumbitch a bone! Whole dang bag matter of fact!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If a person were paranoid about a potential food shortage in the next two to three years, what should they stock up on now?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  These people are still living in their nice little worlds when the apocalypse comes with their nest eggs of food thinking about how they’re gonna help their neighbors. Your whole world has been upended and you’re playing Mr Rodger’s neighborhood. Yea right!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If a person were paranoid about a potential food shortage in the next two to three years, what should they stock up on now?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Not to mention that some sumbitch will just break in and steal all your stock. You’re just saving up shit for the next biggest bully.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I got high and sat in this bus stop for 2 hours waiting for my stop⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I say get high all you want, just don’t come back here and tell this fool about it!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This will never stop being funny to me⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This is a very graphic meme!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We owe a lot to Ohio⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Iowa lot to Iowa pot!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When is the best time to leave your dog in the car without getting a window smashed from a wannabe hero? Info Inside⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yea but do we really know if it’s the dogs favorite music or the owners? That might just matter!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ivanka stickers⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Wasn’t she the First Incestual little Lady?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Liberals and Leftists should buy guns.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll bet the ones with legs are even harder to catch!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New stick on the wall hooks allow you to change the angle of the hook⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I know we got a right to bear arms but we shouldn’t have the right to bear dicks!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mermaid⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, obviously her bosom buddies are her friends! They just clam and do their job

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨First the frogs turned gay and now this⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t try bringing logic to a dingleberry convention!