Astronut
@Astronut@lemmy.zip
- Comment on 1 day ago:
Let’s say I’m not a homo but I ain’t sexual anymore but I do like cats! What category would you put me buckaroo?
- Comment on 1 day ago:
That “Cats” musical still going on?
- Comment on Let Birds Masturbate 1 day ago:
I’ll help out with a Cockatoo!
- Comment on [deleted] 2 days ago:
Rottit?
- Comment on [deleted] 2 days ago:
M aga’s
A re
G ulible
A ssholes!
- Comment on [deleted] 2 days ago:
M any
A ssholes
G ot
A rrested!
- Comment on [deleted] 2 days ago:
M y
A ss
G rifts
A mericans!
- Comment on [deleted] 2 days ago:
M orons
A re
G utting
A merica!
- Comment on buttery males 4 days ago:
M orons
A re
G utting
A merica!
- Comment on Dicks out for harambe 6 days ago:
I don’t have the length required to achieve stroke capability. I am therefore limited to Kung foo grip glory!
- Comment on Dicks out for harambe 6 days ago:
Ok, I got ahold of all 3 inches. Now what?
- Comment on 6 days ago:
For me it’s wait tell my wife tells me what I’m going to do today!
- Comment on that's some fucking aerodynamics bro 1 week ago:
You gotta warrant?
- Comment on WA man accused of hurling rock at Hawaiian monk seal has been doxxed, lawyer says 1 week ago:
I blew a seal once when I was much younger. At least that’s what the mechanic said had happened!
- Comment on The pothole puzzle: the bumpy ride to fixing Britain’s broken roads 1 week ago:
Not once have I looked into a pothole and found pot! There’s your puzzle.
- Comment on Now that's a great haircut 3 weeks ago:
Why, the hairy little sumbitch don’t even eat!
- Comment on Help 3 weeks ago:
I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way too literal for me.
~Mitch Hedburg~ - Comment on Wise words from the recently dead 3 weeks ago:
Then again it’s much better to be pissed off than pissed on!
- Comment on if not fren why fren....nvm 3 weeks ago:
Well no treats for that fucker then!
- Comment on if not fren why fren....nvm 3 weeks ago:
You’re damn straight I’m gonna give that sumbitch a bone! Whole dang bag matter of fact!
- Comment on If a person were paranoid about a potential food shortage in the next two to three years, what should they stock up on now? 3 weeks ago:
These people are still living in their nice little worlds when the apocalypse comes with their nest eggs of food thinking about how they’re gonna help their neighbors. Your whole world has been upended and you’re playing Mr Rodger’s neighborhood. Yea right!
- Comment on If a person were paranoid about a potential food shortage in the next two to three years, what should they stock up on now? 3 weeks ago:
Not to mention that some sumbitch will just break in and steal all your stock. You’re just saving up shit for the next biggest bully.
- Comment on I got high and sat in this bus stop for 2 hours waiting for my stop 3 weeks ago:
I say get high all you want, just don’t come back here and tell this fool about it!
- Comment on This will never stop being funny to me 3 weeks ago:
This is a very graphic meme!
- Comment on We owe a lot to Ohio 4 weeks ago:
Iowa lot to Iowa pot!
- Comment on When is the best time to leave your dog in the car without getting a window smashed from a wannabe hero? Info Inside 4 weeks ago:
Yea but do we really know if it’s the dogs favorite music or the owners? That might just matter!
- Comment on Ivanka stickers 4 weeks ago:
Wasn’t she the First Incestual little Lady?
- Comment on Liberals and Leftists should buy guns. 5 weeks ago:
I’ll bet the ones with legs are even harder to catch!
- Comment on New stick on the wall hooks allow you to change the angle of the hook 5 weeks ago:
I know we got a right to bear arms but we shouldn’t have the right to bear dicks!
- Comment on Mermaid 5 weeks ago:
Well, obviously her bosom buddies are her friends! They just clam and do their job