I got my day all planned out!

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• lemmylommy@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  7:00 wake up 8:00 wake up 9:00 grababrushandputalittlemakeup

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  • Klear@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    7:00 table

    8:00 table

    9:00 table

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• Astronut@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Wouldn’t it be easier to just get drunk and pledge to wake up? L

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  • Godric@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That was yesterday!

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    • tophneal@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      That explains why the pledge needs an hour to recite

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• gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  So, are you reciting the pledge repeatedly for an hour, or just once very slowly?

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  • fonix232@fedia.io ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I think at that point they're already quite drunk so it's slow and slurred

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• FalschgeldFurkan@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  How did you gain access to Hegseths calendar?

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  • Godric@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    He texted me out of the blue!

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• MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Pledge of Allegiance

  Yikes. So, every child in US has to go through this piece of indoctrination?

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• Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This was oddly similar to my July 1st except I omitted any sort of pledge and continued the binge from June 30th.

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• quantumcrop@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  What kind of American has their calendar set to 24h time?

  Quick, what temperature does water boil at?

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  • LodeMike@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Military

    100C

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• Etterra@discuss.online ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  If it takes you an hour to review the pledge of allegiance then you clearly started on drunk early.

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• HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Can’t be drunk all day if you don’t start in the morning.

  Hope you wake up with all your fingers.

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