quantumcrop
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- Comment on Lady balls 3 days ago:
All I can think of is a package deal where you get a strap on and a butt plug with truck nuts hanging off of it.
Something akin to “billy-goating” if I recall my highschool terminology correctly.
- Comment on I've already got a chest freeze. 🥶 1 week ago:
It’s like how the outside fork is the salad fork.
- Comment on *elk bugle* 1 week ago:
Australia, that’s actually a koala, most photos don’t show them with anything for scale.
- Comment on Web shooter 2 weeks ago:
I mean there’s no law saying you have to use the same sock every night. Please wash your socks people, even if you aren’t jacking it into them. Wear once, wash once, that’s how socks and underwear should work. It also greatly mitigates the consequences of cumming in either.
- Comment on Always be prepared 2 weeks ago:
The lube on the average condom tastes terrible.
- Comment on Ketamine addict Elon Musk believes puppets are attacking him 2 weeks ago:
His dad somehow manages to be an objectively worse person. He married his step daughter who he’d raised since she was 6 years old, and brags about shooting and killing black men in South Africa.
Don’t get me wrong, fuck Elon, but I imagine he did experience bad parenting.
- Comment on Port to starboard! 2 weeks ago:
NOW THAT’S A LOT OF DAMAGE!
- Comment on Get off the couch and vote. 2 weeks ago:
Wait, this is a pro JD Vance meme though right?
- Comment on A riddle you must answer 3 weeks ago:
Well yeah cuz they have a knife. Gotta just play nice at that point.
- Comment on BONNGGGG 4 weeks ago:
I mean, the energy alone wouldn’t kill you. I’d be much more worried about the wood shards that would explode out when it hit the ground next to me.
- Comment on They won't tell you that this is the IRL One Punch Man 2 months ago:
Has anyone seen Winnie and One Punch Man in the same room?
- Comment on I'm interested. Any ideas? 2 months ago:
15000 km swim
Don’t you mean 2700 leagues?
- Comment on Guys Did I Get Scammed? 2 months ago:
Look at that lovely, lovely Aero UI. Microsoft reserved a special place in hell for themselves the minute they killed Aero.
- Comment on A box of buttholes 3 months ago:
Well they do both output shit.
- Comment on Put a hat on Uncle Wiggly or he won't come out 3 months ago:
It’s like the Puritan version of the tolerance of intolerance paradox.
- Comment on I got my day all planned out! 4 months ago:
What kind of American has their calendar set to 24h time?
Quick, what temperature does water boil at?
- Comment on Thoughts and prayers for them. 4 months ago:
Pretty sure Jayonnaise offed himself in his yard while his wife and kid were inside the house.
- Comment on And the good news is she got the job 4 months ago:
You are but a humble dildo shepherd.
- Comment on So, how's it hanging? 7 months ago:
I think the damage would be on the other side of the truck than the one we see in the photo.
- Comment on Aerodynamics of Saddam Hussein 7 months ago:
Assume a spherical Suddam in a vacuum.
- Comment on Why don't they just take the alt route? 7 months ago:
And the island in the middle will be called the devils threeway.
- Comment on meat honey 7 months ago:
Using their extra-toothed mandible, they will slice and chew the flesh off, coating the meat in their acid-rich saliva before consumption. The bee will transport the chewed carrion back to the colony where it’s regurgitated into wax pots, different from the honey pots.
Here, the meat will be mixed with honey and left to mature over a period of 14 days. During this curing time, it will become a paste-like substance that is rich in free amino acids and sugars. This paste is fed to their young, who need it to grow.
So basically a potted meat but with sugar instead of fat. Apparently they also keep normal honey that’s separate from the meat honey. Bees are so fucking cool.
- Comment on Finally, an optimal monitor configuration! 7 months ago:
- Comment on Firearm Advice 7 months ago:
“What are you doing step doctor?”
“Saving your life, we’re all out of gause”
- Comment on Firearm Advice 7 months ago:
Ah yes, the Kirk school of marksmanship
- Comment on The world wants you to stop playing call of duty and go to the range 7 months ago:
The government doesn’t want you to know this, but the guns in the park are free. You can just take them, I have like 7 guns at this point!
- Comment on [deleted] 8 months ago:
That’s called double data rate
- Comment on Good boy 8 months ago:
The top human killing animal is other humans. Dogs are just chillin.
- Comment on Rawdogging life 8 months ago:
Are you per chance a fan of Well There’s Your Problem?
I concur on the mango juul pods, we used to have freedom.
- Comment on Some people prefer corn for some ungodly reason 10 months ago:
Mushedrooms?