Always be prepared

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• CalypsoGirl@lemmy.today ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Moist owlette 🦉

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• Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Keep both. You can stuff the leftovers in the Buffalo, ranch, bleu cheese, or BBQ flavored condom and take it to go.

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• StillAlive@piefed.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Based

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Given my medication situation, I’d rather have the wings anyway.

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• marcos@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  You can have more than one thing in your wallet…

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  • MelodiousFunk@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    opens wallet

    MÖTH

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  • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I just have a moth sometimes, but it flies out when I open my wallet to make sure there’s no money in it.

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• vision@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Hawthorne or Red Dragon?

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  • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    🎵

    got a pocket full of Hawthornes,

    p-p-p-pocket full of Hawthornes.

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• FiniteBanjo@feddit.online ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I think it has more to do with the consequences of being unprepared than the odds of it happening at all.

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  • CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Yeah, licking your fingers instead of using a condom is well… honestly I’ve never tried it. Probably doesn’t prevent pregnancy though. Likely not STIs either.

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    • Hal@piefed.nz ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      How often do chicken wings appear where there isn’t a bathroom where you can go and wash your hands?

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