Why don't they just take the alt route?

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• negativenull@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The Gay of Hormuz is straighter than the Strait of Hormuz

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  • dumbass@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Its straight to be gay.

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    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It’s also Hip to be square! or at least it used to be 🤷🏻

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    • AffineConnection@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      *It’s

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  • spicytuna62@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Ironic, ain’t it?

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    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Don’t you think? A little toooo ironic? Yeah I really do think.

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  • stupidcasey@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Just like their leader.

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• betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  They’re a bunch of Hormuzphobes.

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• YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It’s dry.

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  • TheTechnician27@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Sailors on the Gay of Hormuz always bring lube.

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• quantumcrop@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  And the island in the middle will be called the devils threeway.

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  • VolumetricShitCompressor@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Or the Hormuzzy

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    • spicytuna62@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      HormUwUz

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• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Those names should be switched. The little island looks like a butt plug going into a spread butthole…in the straight of Hormuz

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  • idiomaddict@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Straight men have prostates too

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      some straight men have prostates. prostate cancer is a juicy killer. remember to finger your bootyhole often to check for one of many bootyhole diseases.

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• diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Now I’ll never unsee the anal poker

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Image

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• DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Oh! I know this one! They’re stupid?

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  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Correct!

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• Vespair@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The new island looks like a pizza slice or dorito.

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• Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stad_Ship_Tunnel

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• Iheartcheese@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It’s woke.

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  • Tja@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    And haram!

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• Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  crooked of hormuz.

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Their boats are too wet to go that way

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• Zachariah@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Nah, that’s the Fake of Hormuz

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  • dan69@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    No that’s the Alternative of Hormuz

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• maid@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  because it’s gay

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• BreadOven@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It’s more fun the other way.

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