See? This obsession with fashion makes no sense to me, this is why I’ll never grow out of band shirts and random thrifted everything else.
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Leviathan@fedinsfw.app 2 hours ago
stylo@lemmy.world 1 day ago
No guarantee this is the right answer, but it is common for celebrities to wear just shitty dirty looking clothes to ruin paparazzi photos. Since they look dirty, they sell for less and then there’s less demand.
FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
Same as wearing the exact same boring outfit every day so every photo looks like any other Wednesday
PattyMcB@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
Don’t panic
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
That actually makes sense.
MODS!!! BAN THIS GUY!!!
CalypsoGirl@lemmy.today 20 hours ago
Which would be odd behavior for celebrities who notify the paparazzi in advance of where & when they’ll be someplace.
MirrorGiraffe@piefed.social 12 hours ago
Did he recently get a kid? Because on your shoulder/chest is where all the puke and snot goes.
Etterra@discuss.online 12 hours ago
Maybe he got a parrot, since that’s where the poop goes too.
daannii@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Might be high end fashion.
Really expensive clothes look like poor people clothes.
Like you spilled bleach in your shirt.
Idk.
Leviathan@fedinsfw.app 2 hours ago
OR he bleached it and is trolling fashion obsessed Poor’s.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 1 day ago
That’s not even slightly satirical, that’s been true for decades. Ever since the first pair of ripped jeans.
daannii@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
I saw a YouTube video about “why do rich people want to dress poor”.
And I think the main take away was that poor people are more hip. So they think it makes them look cool.
And that ultimately they don’t want people to think they are snooty rich people because this makes them a target.
I have met rich kids at the last university I attended and I can say that rich kids are much more boring people. They have no interesting stories. No sage advice to share with classmates that came from a hardship or traumatic experience.
They are bland as fuck.
A friend of mine used to call them “white bread/bred”
We are both white. But these type of people are like clueless to how the world works. No concept of being down and out.
For instance I had complained to a fellow student at said university that I was nervous about losing funding and how to afford rent and they said with complete sencerity…
"Dani, just get a credit card "
Like , how could I be so dumb?. Of course. Just get a credit card. Or better yet, have my parents get me one. I can’t believe I didn’t think of that.
garbagebagel@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
I think you’re very correct, I see this type of shit all the time with expensive clothes.
shalafi@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
That’s probably a $300 T-shirt, not joking. For a guy like that, $300 is like me spending $1 on a shirt at the flea market because I like it.
Hanrahan@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
true and often have intentional rips and holes in them
Agent641@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
I never wear a shirt that has fewer than 4 holes
mastertigurius@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I’ve also stopped caring if the baby pukes a bit of milk on my shirt. Quick wipe, on with the day.
shalafi@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
Infants will up your “disgusting” index quite a bit. I still never got used to snot and thank gods my kids didn’t do that much. Shit? I can man up and deal. Snot? 🤮
PattyMcB@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
The worst was the mucous in the shit. That was where I hit my limit.
zeejoo@thelemmy.club 1 day ago
He has kids?
damnthefilibuster@lemmy.world 1 day ago
You mean Zendaya’s cum rag.
PattyMcB@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
Hot
Agent641@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
I thought I was his cum rag 😢
Jackcooper@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
Good title tho
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 day ago
“How did they even see my socks?!” - Tom reading the article
JoMiran@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
Most of the time, somebody has a slobbering pooch.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Yes, hence the need for the cum rag
ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 15 hours ago
I think it looks cool. You do you, mister!
404@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
Angry seagulls will definitely do that to a shirt
garbagebagel@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
Seagulls take WAY bigger shits. His head would be covered.
ptolemai@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
Welsh?
58008@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
Maybe a birb with diarrhoea?
Diddlydee@feddit.uk 1 day ago
I never understood the idea of a wank sock or a cum rag. What’s wrong with toilet paper? Why are you keeping your old cum, you dirty fuckers?
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 36 minutes ago
It’s eco-friendly, more sustainable. Why are you killing trees?
QuantumStorm@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
Or if you still have a foreskin, you trap it, walk to the bathroom, and the deposit it in the toilet.
blueduck@piefed.social 20 hours ago
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wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Foreskins 🥰
AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 7 hours ago
Oh my!
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 1 day ago
This one hasn’t heard of the cum box
Hubi@feddit.org 1 day ago
Or the jar…
W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Oh god no.
slaacaa@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
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SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social 20 hours ago
Using sandpaper to jerk off is fabulous.
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
What grit are we talking about? 🤔
MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Meat crayon now has another meaning…
PattyMcB@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
The “road rash” is sublime
quantumcrop@lemmy.today 22 hours ago
I mean there’s no law saying you have to use the same sock every night. Please wash your socks people, even if you aren’t jacking it into them. Wear once, wash once, that’s how socks and underwear should work. It also greatly mitigates the consequences of cumming in either.
Aneb@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
This sounds fake and gay. Real men wear their cum with pride, pulling crusty socks up to ankles and knees.
LillyPip@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
Oh god, the shoebox. I have trauma.
kestrel7_7@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
Try an actual washcloth or towel sometime. Way better than toilet paper imo. Throw it in the laundry after use, it’s not gross and it’s more environmentally friendly.
restingOface@quokk.au 1 day ago
Why not wank into a flannel?
Diddlydee@feddit.uk 1 day ago
Fine, if you’re washing it after.
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
There was a comic book where a guy was gonna cum on some toilet paper, fold it, wait for it to dry, then use it as a knife.
PattyMcB@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
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ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 15 hours ago
What stopped him?