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• gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Door unlocks, and it’s just the one guy working and all the Krispy Kreme donuts look funny.

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  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Funny? Funny how? Like I’m a clown? Do I amuse you?

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    • helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Lad, I think you’ve lost your mind.

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  • Gork@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    So that’s how they get glazed.

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  • UninvestedCuriosity@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Doesn’t matter I’ve already preplanned the high five based on the information in the note and that is happening.

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• Zachariah@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Image

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• qwertyasdf@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  30 mins? I can hardly last 30 seconds!

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  • DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    They gotta clean up and cuddle a bit.

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    • Godnroc@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Commute time.

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  • CameronDev@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    They have 60 partners to please

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  • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    it’s just me or that’s a young people problem?

    when I was younger climaxing in a minute was a problem.

    I’m almost 40 now, and it takes my at least 30 minutes of rigorous fucking to climax. quikies are a thing of the past.

    I’m not particularly healthy nor athletic.

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    • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You’re the one calling it a problem. Different people are wired different. I’m not going to label you like you are me, but 30min is not my jam, I got stuff to do or need to sleep that sounds like a chore to me personally.

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    • Shellofbiomatter@lemmus.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Just a wiring difference in people.

      For me, I’ve noticed it’s heavily correlated with frequency and how turned on i am. Like once in a few weeks and being really turned on under good conditions and yeah it takes less than 10 seconds to bust a nut, just gotta make sure that the partner is already satisfied by that time.

      On the other hand with higher frequency, like once in every few days and similarly it can take a while as well. Basically it becomes a race against time before i get bored and lose erection, even with boner pills, usually 30-45 min(absolute max) and i just give up.

      I am rather healthy and athletic in my 30s, just fucked up brain.

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    • TerraRoot@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I had the opposite when I was younger I was all “yeah staying power!” now I know it was ADHD all along and thinking about other things during sex is one way to wear out your partner

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    • DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      60 here. I’d probably need to abstain for a week to get done in 30 minutes.

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    • Asfalttikyntaja@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I don’t know how others feel but in my age it takes 29 minutes to get it up, and after that one more minute it’s all over.

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  • JoMiran@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Growing up the saying was “the first shot is just the start of the race”.

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• N0libri@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Caution: wet floor :3

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• jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Well there’s a humble brag…

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  • slaacaa@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Includes parking and shower

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• SSETranquility@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  When I worked at Blockbuster my managers were dating and they would do this lol They learned where the blind spots from the cameras were so they would do it in the middle of the sales floor

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• DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Karen banging on the door: “I need to talk to the manager!”, but the manager was busy.

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  • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Karen was banging

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• dan69@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Bro out here lasting 30x longer

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• yermaw@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Might write a few signs like this and just stick them on unsuspecting shop windows.

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• Echo5@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Y’all all forgetting about foreplay

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