Nobody has to make a LinkedIn profile though. Simply starving to death is a much preferable alternative.
Ignorance is bliss
Submitted 1 month ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to [deleted]
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MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 1 month ago
dismay3915@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Building your own website and content >>> linkdin
Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
Getting my cat an email account has really fast-tracked his business, plus I don’t have to listen to the fax machine all the time.
lowleveldata@programming.dev 1 month ago
Hope this comment finds you well.
If you are this cute as fuck you don’t need no LinkedIn either
Looking forward to hearing from you soon!
Best Regards
Murse@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
Isn’t linkedin just bots talking about their corporations? There aren’t actual humans there, right?
explodicle@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
My coworkers use it, and claim to not currently be looking for jobs! I can’t understand why someone would willingly subject themselves to that.
bibbasa@piefed.social 1 month ago
i dunno man, cats basically run this shit
Agent641@lemmy.world 1 month ago
He knows not of New Teams, nor of Teams (New)
Obnomus@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
redbrick@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Dis’ lil’ puddy tat is going to be a very dangerous creature when it’s grown up. Remember that lil raptor Dr. Grant picked up in Jurassic park? …this is it…in a cute furry lil’ bundle. :-)
houndeyes@toast.ooo 1 month ago
glups@piefed.social 1 month ago
Lucky bastard
InFerNo@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
I also never have to create a linkedin profile
psycho_driver@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I worked in corporate middle management for 15 years and never had a linkedin profile and never will.
the_q@piefed.social 1 month ago
He’ll always live in the present.
Tiral@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Linkedin is probably the stupidest social media ever created. It’s worse than Google Circles.
Toes@ani.social 1 month ago
Are you sure their email isn’t PhatKat@linkedin.com?
thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Innocent angel now. Criminal mastermind soon.
Murse@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
Still a criminal mastermind, just cute.