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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • everett@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Really milking it for all it’s worth.

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    • strop@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I came to say that. Pls delete and think about your actions in a well ventilated room

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      • bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Maybe if you didn’t stop to masturbate you would have been first.

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  • Truscape@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    "We drink the combined milk! That’s 62% more milk per milk!"

    • Cave Johnson (probably)
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    • DmMacniel@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Does the Milk comes in brick?

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      • capt_wolf@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        “It comes in a solid 50lb semi hydrated slab! You cut yourself off a hunk and mix it into the powdered milk/liquid milk milk so you can get absolutely the most milked milk out of you milk that man has ever milked! And if that’s not enough we’ve got a whole division dedicated to milking milk from animals no one has ever milked before! (What!? No it’s not cheese… Yes, I know cheese is made from milk solids! No. Its not cheese dammit! It’s chemically diverse from cheese… Because I looked at the lab results that’s how! Cheese doesn’t move on it’s own!)” - also probably Cave Johnson

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  • xavier666@lemmy.umucat.day ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Yo dawg!

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    • Sly2@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Image

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      • billwashere@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Dammit I thought I was being clever. Guess I’m just slow.

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  • HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Milk maxxing

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    • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Lactomax

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  • Treczoks@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    There is a drinking chocolate powder in the UK called “Galaxy”. Which is intended to be dissolved in hot water instead of milk, therefore it contains milk powder. But if you mix it into hot milk, it is really amazing!

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    • gmtom@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Wait, really? I thought it was like nesquick?

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      • Treczoks@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Galaxy is Nesquick with milk powder. The British Nesquick would be Cadbury.

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  • hperrin@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    What’s the mpm rating on this milk?

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    • lenocolomo@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I’d say two, 'cause she already thought of it.

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  • im_fine_sandy@nord.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Actually this is really common.

    In areas with unreliable power, powdered milk is much more common. People often do mix it super thick and spread it on bread.

    Obviously not a balanced diet but you could do a lot worse for a cheap meal.

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    • cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      You are so thick I could spread you on bread.

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      • TheRealKuni@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Your mom is so thick I spread her on bread last night.

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  • billwashere@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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  • Godric@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I had a roommate that loved milk so much, they would snort powdered milk regularly in the bathroom.

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  • wuffah@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    M-M-M-M-M-M-MULTI-MILK!

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  • rem26_art@fedia.io ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    that person must have the world's strongest bones

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    • 0ops@piefed.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      A glass of 200% milk a day keeps the bone-itis at bay

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      • rem26_art@fedia.io ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Doctors HATE this one simple trick!

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    • kaykay@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      they must be stopped before it’s too late! having bones that strong is possibly a threat to society as we know it

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  • arotrios@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Milk^2^

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    • deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Milk plus, followed by some ultra V with my droogs.

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  • MutantTailThing@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Based milkmaxxer

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  • WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I remember putting more… milky stuff… in my pregnant wife before drinking her milk. Does that qualify?

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    • Crackhappy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      How do I subscribe to your newsletter?

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      • HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        I think this is one of the ones you have to smash your head against a wall violently to join.

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    • Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      And that’s why internet exist— and i should’ve not used it

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  • Tiral@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Milkception is just an idea, no one’s ever gone that deep.

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  • Lokoschade@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    That’s what protein milk is

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    • tquid@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      A.K.A. “ultrafiltered”, unless you mean milk-based protein drinks. The main brand I know is “Fair I’ll” and it’s quite nice, the 2% tastes like 3.25%

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  • Fontasia@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Powdered milk is a miracle wasted on the poor, the face that no company has jumped on “freeze dried milkshakes” that you just add water to shows that America has lost its entrepreneurial spirit.

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    • LordKitsuna@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Freeze drying doesn’t tend to work all that great on fats which whole milk has a lot of. Not tonsay it can’t be done but its generally more effort than its worth for the result

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    • Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I once found cappuccino powder

      (Yes i did buy and yes it suck ass)

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    • BevsDad@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      After discovering non-skim milk powder I pretty much stopped buying “wet” milk.

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      • Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        I haven’t had powdered milk in at least 40 years. Does it still taste like shit?

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  • skisnow@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I’ve got some pepsi syrup that I sometimes top up my pepsi with

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    • OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      We drink coke and milk together we’re im from and call it a chocolate cow

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      • Slovene85@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Is that like pilk?

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    • Not_mikey@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Probably want to finish that off with a shot of insulin too.

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  • Flower@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    That’s how they make industrial milkshake extra thick and creamy, together with buttermilk powder

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  • eurodyne@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Just drink whole milk and get it over with

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    • Fluke@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I do.

      Also, random shower thought… since they charge the same for whole milk as they do for semi or fully skimmed, why aren’t people just buying whole milk and watering it down?

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      • bdonvr@thelemmy.club ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        I mean skim has a lower fat content, presumably watering down whole milk will also dilute the non-fat parts of the milk like proteins, vitamins, and minerals - affecting the taste and meaning you get less of those things vs buying the same post-dilution quantity of skim milk.

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  • Malica@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    It’s already like drinking heavy cream how do people handle so much fat?

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    • reptar@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Didn’t know what milk+milk is like but milk isn’t like heavy cream.

      I mean, it is cause they are both dairy but the difference is pretty significant.

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  • Zephyr@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Have done this, it’s good. Excessive but good.

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  • zout@fedia.io ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    In the spirit of this sub, he probably also could put more movement in his bowel movements.

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  • alsimoneau@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Isn’t that what they do? They skim all the milk and then put the fat in to various concentration?

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    • DrBob@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I think they just add water to bring down the fat content. All the other nutrients fall in proportion.

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      • Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        No, they usually use a centrifuge to separe the fat (and i guess add it back in lesser quantities

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  • No_Money_Just_Change@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Brook and ruffy drinking milk in bathrobes

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  • Blackfeathr@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    My partner does this with heavy cream in milk lol

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    • hemmes@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      That’s just half and half with extra steps

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      • restingOface@quokk.au ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Three quarters and quarter

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  • aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Calcium slurry.

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  • faizalr@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Life hack.

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  • djdarren@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Milky milky

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  • hOrni@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Pour it into this:

    m.youtube.com/shorts/3l1GlMT_6PE

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