Bundle both infectious bacteria together and just say “infectious bacteria”. And then add micro plastics. You missed those.
New American Food Pyramid
Submitted 2 months ago by Mac@mander.xyz to [deleted]
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daannii@lemmy.world 2 months ago
TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You’re missing the high fructose corn syrup.
jj4211@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Where’s the roadkill?
dbtng@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Where’s the beans?
usernamesAreTricky@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Sorry I ate them so they couldn’t be put on the pyramid. My bad
Marthirial@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Since that orange fuck wants his name on everything, start calling all the things that have gone to shit after him.
rayboy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Makes me think of Hoovervilles during the great depression.
Snapz@lemmy.world 1 month ago
lemmygarden@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Which category has the cyclospora? I want to lose 5 pounds
hanrahan@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
So much winning
bitteroldcoot@piefed.social 2 months ago
What no measles?
That was just sloppy.
WanderWisley@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Where brain worms?
varjen@lemmy.world 1 month ago
SethTaylor@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Probably safer to lick the pole on the London tube
Snapz@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Nice to see that they are at least limiting metal by placing it on top. Responsible.
Weird that you completely missed measles though? It’s ones of the new staples.
Etterra@discuss.online 2 months ago
Oh hey, they upgraded it to Mystery Beef? Nice. Things are looking up
myyass@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Sorry, there’s another layer. Crippling depression.
FrowingFostek@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Why did I read this to the tune of “we didn’t start the fire”? so weird. 🎵
usernamesAreTricky@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Everyone knows that meat is only supposed to be bought to fund animal cruelty, not to be eaten
poseur@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
flesh eating maggot enriched beef
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Now do another country!
Gloomy@mander.xyz 2 months ago
🤘🤘🤘
Soulphite@reddthat.com 2 months ago
Did lead and microplastics get discontinued? Man, I really enjoyed those!
meat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Don’t worry, those will be conveniently provided in your tap water, free of charge.
joulethief@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
…yet! Get ready for Tap Water PLUS™ and Tap Water PREMIUM PLUS ULTRA™, the latest achievement in tap water technology. Now with double the H per O. Starting from $4,99/l.
kreskin@lemmy.world 1 month ago
American court now say now that safe drinking water is not a right. You’ll drink whatever liquid comes out of the tap and be happy with it. motherjones.com/…/drinking-water-mississippi-laws…
EntheoNaut@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Lead is metal ya know
And yeah plastics should be there instead of glass
Soulphite@reddthat.com 2 months ago
Like I said, I REALLY enjoyed those…
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The microplastics are in your balls.