Where brain worms?
New American Food Pyramid
Submitted 2 days ago by Mac@mander.xyz to [deleted]
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WanderWisley@lemmy.world 1 day ago
daannii@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Bundle both infectious bacteria together and just say “infectious bacteria”. And then add micro plastics. You missed those.
Snapz@lemmy.world 2 days ago
varjen@lemmy.world 1 day ago
TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 2 days ago
You’re missing the high fructose corn syrup.
jj4211@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Where’s the roadkill?
dbtng@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
Where’s the beans?
usernamesAreTricky@lemmy.ml 2 days ago
Sorry I ate them so they couldn’t be put on the pyramid. My bad
lemmygarden@lemmy.today 2 days ago
Which category has the cyclospora? I want to lose 5 pounds
hanrahan@slrpnk.net 2 days ago
So much winning
Marthirial@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Since that orange fuck wants his name on everything, start calling all the things that have gone to shit after him.
rayboy@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Makes me think of Hoovervilles during the great depression.
SethTaylor@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Probably safer to lick the pole on the London tube
bitteroldcoot@piefed.social 2 days ago
What no measles?
That was just sloppy.
Snapz@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Nice to see that they are at least limiting metal by placing it on top. Responsible.
Weird that you completely missed measles though? It’s ones of the new staples.
Etterra@discuss.online 2 days ago
Oh hey, they upgraded it to Mystery Beef? Nice. Things are looking up
myyass@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Sorry, there’s another layer. Crippling depression.
FrowingFostek@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Why did I read this to the tune of “we didn’t start the fire”? so weird. 🎵
usernamesAreTricky@lemmy.ml 2 days ago
Everyone knows that meat is only supposed to be bought to fund animal cruelty, not to be eaten
poseur@lemmy.ca 2 days ago
flesh eating maggot enriched beef
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Now do another country!
Gloomy@mander.xyz 2 days ago
🤘🤘🤘
Soulphite@reddthat.com 2 days ago
Did lead and microplastics get discontinued? Man, I really enjoyed those!
meat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 days ago
Don’t worry, those will be conveniently provided in your tap water, free of charge.
joulethief@discuss.tchncs.de 2 days ago
…yet! Get ready for Tap Water PLUS™ and Tap Water PREMIUM PLUS ULTRA™, the latest achievement in tap water technology. Now with double the H per O. Starting from $4,99/l.
kreskin@lemmy.world 1 day ago
American court now say now that safe drinking water is not a right. You’ll drink whatever liquid comes out of the tap and be happy with it. motherjones.com/…/drinking-water-mississippi-laws…
EntheoNaut@lemmy.ml 2 days ago
Lead is metal ya know
And yeah plastics should be there instead of glass
Soulphite@reddthat.com 2 days ago
Like I said, I REALLY enjoyed those…
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 days ago
The microplastics are in your balls.