Today I learned about the 🍳 emoji…
🍳 challenge
Submitted 2 weeks ago by SSUPII@sopuli.xyz to [deleted]
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FuyuhikoDate@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
expletivedeleted@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
And today I learned I could be a billionaire in a month. Sign this dude up!
jedibob5@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
It’s a shitpost, this isn’t meant to be a serious question.
oppy1984@lemdro.id 2 weeks ago
Same, easiest money I ever made.
sundray@lemmus.org 2 weeks ago
Human response: “lol, sure.”
Lemming response: “🍳🍳🍳 FUCK YOU I WON’T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!!!”
jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Range against the machine.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Eggxactly
UninterestingVoid@reddthat.com 2 weeks ago
yay we’re not humans
sundray@lemmus.org 2 weeks ago
Of course I mean it as a compliment, being a dope-smoking rabbit, myself 🐰💨.
brokenwing@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
Man, IDK… it would be tough. The urge is real.
brokenwing@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
🍳
Fuckk I failed.
Rumo161@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
🍳What🍳kind🍳of🍳sick🍳person🍳would🍳think🍳of🍳that🍳disgusting🍳question🍳
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Is this a one-time event or can it be repeated?
beegnyoshi@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
But then HOW would I write 🍳sexual??
WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
“You lied to me!” 🍳
fartographer@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
You’ll never even get to first base. You just sit there typing all day like a fat little pigeon.
nocklobster@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
WTF is this shit? That’s not hard at 🍳 all.
Meron35@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
This is discrimination against pre transition pansexuals
Th4tGuyII@fedia.io 2 weeks ago
There's an egg in a pan emoji??
What on Earth would you even need such a specific emoji for??
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
This is your brain on drugs.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
🛝
Decoy321@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
The fact that this exists just creeps me out for some reason.
Klear@piefed.world 2 weeks ago
🍳
tyranny@crazypeople.online 2 weeks ago
I’d do one day for 800 million… maybe
ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 2 weeks ago
Ok but you also can’t use 🔍, only 🔎.
tyranny@crazypeople.online 2 weeks ago
to hell with it all! you’ll never pry my emoji from my grasp, even when I’m dead!
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Finding out about the eggs in pan emoji for the first time right now and no I can’t
T00l_shed@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Questions my kids ask
Inkstainthebat@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
All fine so long as I can use the 📡 emoji
📡 📡 📡
ProwlsInSoup@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
TWO WHOLE DAYS!? Are you insane? Impossible! 🍳
RBWells@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I would even be willing to add the egg in a pan emoji to every message for that money.
“Thanks, your presentation went so well!” 🍳
AeonFelis@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
You’ve used the emoji. You’ve just failed the challenge. No $700 million for you.
ceenote@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
If it’s 2 days, I should probably just leave my devices at home and go to some remote campsite. If my fingers get too close to any screen I’ll probably immediately 🍳, so I’ll just stay put there for three sunrises and sunsets to be safe, since I won’t be able to tell the time.
Shit, wait, am I allowed to fry an egg in a pan IRL?
BigDiction@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I would fast. If you fry an egg good chance you’ll end up at liquor store buying a burner phone so you can blast a pic out to all your homies 🍳
HikingVet@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Wait, you can get burner phones at liquor stores where you are at?
Mine just has booze and weed.
Chezus9247@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Fuck no, man.
Marthirial@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Sus offer from some dude can’t be bothered to write “you”.
jjlinux@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
I didn’t use that emoji for 52 years. So I should be getting…
Shit, I just burnt my eggs.
Alligator@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Easiest decision i ever made 🍳
Trashboat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
You might say it was… over easy?
fritobugger2017@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Considering that I’ve never used this emoji, sure thing, where do I sign.
UninterestingVoid@reddthat.com 2 weeks ago
we need a 🍳 appreciation day.
JackTea@piefed.world 2 weeks ago
Absolutely not. You can’t take away my freedoms for $700 million. It would have to be a lot more and maybe for 1 day.
I’ll do it for…$11 million. Not a dollar less and those 5 days of NO freedom or any human rights , but I want a receipt.
zikzak025@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I’ll take that bet. How hard can it be to not use 🍳?
cinoreus@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Uk what? I’m curious how badly this challenge would crash the economy.
QuandaleDingle@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Pfft. Y’all couldn’t pull me off the damn 🚠 emoji.
🚠🚠🚠
Agent641@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
🍳🍳 👃 👄
cRazi_man@europe.pub 2 weeks ago
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Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Sorry, you lost me
pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
This is your brain on loss.
SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
fartographer@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Yours is more intentional, but the original just feels more true to the form.
WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Why the long face?
socsa@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
I am the eggman
jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
I am the eggpan
rmuk@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
That’s unjustifiable.