🍳 challenge

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• ceenote@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  If it’s 2 days, I should probably just leave my devices at home and go to some remote campsite. If my fingers get too close to any screen I’ll probably immediately 🍳, so I’ll just stay put there for three sunrises and sunsets to be safe, since I won’t be able to tell the time.

  Shit, wait, am I allowed to fry an egg in a pan IRL?

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• Alligator@lemmy.world ⁨32⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Easiest decision i ever made 🍳

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• Rumo161@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  🍳What🍳kind🍳of🍳sick🍳person🍳would🍳think🍳of🍳that🍳disgusting🍳question🍳

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• nocklobster@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Image

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• Marthirial@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Sus offer from some dude can’t be bothered to write “you”.

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• FuyuhikoDate@feddit.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Today I learned about the 🍳 emoji…

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  • expletivedeleted@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    And today I learned I could be a billionaire in a month. Sign this dude up!

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    • jedibob5@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      It’s a shitpost, this isn’t meant to be a serious question.

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• zxqwas@lemmy.world ⁨35⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Money up front.

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• Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  🍳🍳 👃 👄

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  • SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    🍳  🍳
    
      👃 
    
      👄
    

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    • fartographer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Yours is more intentional, but the original just feels more true to the form.

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  • cRazi_man@europe.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    | |I

    || |🍳

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    • Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Sorry, you lost me

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  • socsa@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I am the eggman

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    • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I am the eggpan

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  • rmuk@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That’s unjustifiable.

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Human response: “lol, sure.”

  Lemming response: “🍳🍳🍳 FUCK YOU I WON’T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!!!”

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  • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Range against the machine.

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    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Eggxactly

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• MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Is this a one-time event or can it be repeated?

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  • WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Let’s see you make it through even 1x, first.

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    • HikingVet@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Can we use historical data?

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• Th4tGuyII@fedia.io ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  There's an egg in a pan emoji??

  What on Earth would you even need such a specific emoji for??

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  • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    This is your brain on drugs.

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    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      This is your drug on brains

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      …eh, close enough 🤷🏻

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• brokenwing@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Man, IDK… it would be tough. The urge is real.

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  • brokenwing@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    🍳

    Fuckk I failed.

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• beegnyoshi@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  But then HOW would I write 🍳sexual??

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• zikzak025@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’ll take that bet. How hard can it be to not use 🍳?

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• WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “You lied to me!” 🍳

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  • fartographer@lemmy.world ⁨56⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    You’ll never even get to first base. You just sit there typing all day like a fat little pigeon.

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• Wispy2891@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  What if I fail the challenge?

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• T00l_shed@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Questions my kids ask

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• red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  WTF is this shit? That’s not hard at 🍳 all.

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• Treczoks@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I have not used that emoji in the last 58 years, and never missed it.

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    You used it all the time in the early to mid 60s, though.

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• Klear@piefed.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  🍳

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• tyranny@crazypeople.online ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’d do one day for 800 million… maybe

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  • ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Ok but you also can’t use 🔍, only 🔎.

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• Chezus9247@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Fuck no, man.

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  • Zachariah@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    happy 🍳 🍰 day

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    • skankhunt42@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      🫪

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• justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  what emoji? Oo

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