JackTea

@JackTea@piefed.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Of course 17-24 NEVER looked like the picture⁩ ⁨⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t understand the point of this post. It’s like asking “what’s your choice of answers for 1+1”. When you go to the grocery store,you get whatever.

  You go to an ice cream shop, you always get the ones shaped like your favorite character.

  Ice cream truck, you get a rocket. Unless you are a head injury victim.

  I’m calling out OP for setting us up for something. I don’t like it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨people who take zoom calls in coffee shops are insufferable⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  A coworking space A library with a meeting room/quiet study room At your home At your company’s satellite branch if they have one In the shade under a tree at a park away from people –I just listed better options. You’re welcome. Sorry. I meant, your welcome

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨people who take zoom calls in coffee shops are insufferable⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  That doesn’t make it better. Do you see how your explanation doesn’t make it better?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Drinking water is for the weak⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The key point is you aren’t attacking so much as breaking apart a body. You have to be afraid of being hurt. They don’t care. They’re dead. Coincidentally I don’t care. Wait. Am I dead?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So wise.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh panzer of the lake, why am I still single?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Surviving a heatwave : Prison Edition⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why is this a shitpost? For lack of anything else, this works.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tru⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  All of it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tru⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  By the time I got to 3, I started having anxious sweats. You know the kind, they smell kinda tart. Don’t like it. No, sir. Staying at 3.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I have questions⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks for picking up what I put down

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I have questions⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Same.

  And do you ever think about where baby food comes from when you go to the baby store, like Carter’s?

  You get pets at a pet store so…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨bone⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Genius. Bumping so others see this

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's a very satisfyingly clicky button, that's why.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s revolting. You should be ashamed.

  box arrives at my door inside is a small box with a button. A note says in large block letters to never press the button or 1% evil etc rolls my eyes and grabs my gear to go to work. But sits down. Presses the button many, many times still pressing

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I dunno, dude, let’s hear him out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I like to point at pregnant people and say “I know what you did a year ago!” Before they respond, I add, “you went to [insert name of popular baby store]”. /This initiates confusion. And then implies, like pet stores, you can also buy baby items and a baby. //yes, I know how pregnancy works. I have to find ways to let my weird out

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Movie magic⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  But why? What was the point of animating live actors into tennis balls? Are tennis balls a critical role in the movies? Why not just use…real balls?