JackTea

@JackTea@piefed.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tell me what to do today, and I will report back.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Whoa. Slow down there. Baby steps.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m with you. That said, lately I feel like some series could either trim about 10 minutes or should add about 10 minutes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s a lot of the stuff. But I am getting pretty close to those levels. I should slow down but also why should I.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🍳 challenge⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Absolutely not. You can’t take away my freedoms for $700 million. It would have to be a lot more and maybe for 1 day.

  I’ll do it for…$11 million. Not a dollar less and those 5 days of NO freedom or any human rights , but I want a receipt.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pop goes the weasel⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  These things are made for babies. They stopped being fun for me when I was, like, 19.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Congratulations⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, well, I see that but don’t BELIEVE it. Believing is truer than either seeing or thinking. Checkmate, the ball’s in your court, genius.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨sell me your company with five words⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Pfft. No. OK. Five dollars.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Roll Tide⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  In my school, this is an invitation

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tough choices⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Wardrobe, weather, and what was the other one?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨wish⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This meme is incredibly insensitive and cruel

  I’d have picked Nebraska. I like parts of Ohio.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Space X caught using Green Beam to mow down homes in Spokane⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This is enraging. I’ve called several times and my concerns are just not getting through!

  It has to be blue. Do you understand how house mowing works? I guess not. Blue, OK. NOT green. Who are you, who is running this thing?

  Hello? What kinda operation are you running what doesn’t answer me when I ask you a question. Hello?

  /It could be orange. But for sure it’s maybe…what color did I say?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Amazon thought it would be a good idea to not include subtitles in a film made entirely with sign language.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s not going to work for me. I can’t read. Can they do a dub?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Beans⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Why is this getting down voted?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pervert cancer⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You know what? I’m with this guy. Think of just the gnarliest hentai that is very specifically banned in China AND Japan. The kind of art that is Eldritch in it’s total, psychotic perversion. Imagine, if you can, a mind MORE evil than Epstein.

  That is what I think of cancer. And I’m being kind.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My world has just been shattered⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I… Uh… I’m gonna cry in a corner

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨people who take zoom calls in coffee shops are insufferable⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  OK you have me there. Well played

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Better game than me! Longest I’ve ever lasted was…1…2…how seconds is 8 fingers?

  /what time is 1 o’clock? /how long is 3 feet?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Of course 17-24 NEVER looked like the picture⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t understand the point of this post. It’s like asking “what’s your choice of answers for 1+1”. When you go to the grocery store,you get whatever.

  You go to an ice cream shop, you always get the ones shaped like your favorite character.

  Ice cream truck, you get a rocket. Unless you are a head injury victim.

  I’m calling out OP for setting us up for something. I don’t like it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨people who take zoom calls in coffee shops are insufferable⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  A coworking space A library with a meeting room/quiet study room At your home At your company’s satellite branch if they have one In the shade under a tree at a park away from people –I just listed better options. You’re welcome. Sorry. I meant, your welcome

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨people who take zoom calls in coffee shops are insufferable⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That doesn’t make it better. Do you see how your explanation doesn’t make it better?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Drinking water is for the weak⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The key point is you aren’t attacking so much as breaking apart a body. You have to be afraid of being hurt. They don’t care. They’re dead. Coincidentally I don’t care. Wait. Am I dead?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So wise.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh panzer of the lake, why am I still single?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Surviving a heatwave : Prison Edition⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Why is this a shitpost? For lack of anything else, this works.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tru⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  All of it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tru⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  By the time I got to 3, I started having anxious sweats. You know the kind, they smell kinda tart. Don’t like it. No, sir. Staying at 3.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I have questions⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks for picking up what I put down

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I have questions⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Same.

  And do you ever think about where baby food comes from when you go to the baby store, like Carter’s?

  You get pets at a pet store so…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨bone⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Genius. Bumping so others see this

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's a very satisfyingly clicky button, that's why.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s revolting. You should be ashamed.

  box arrives at my door inside is a small box with a button. A note says in large block letters to never press the button or 1% evil etc rolls my eyes and grabs my gear to go to work. But sits down. Presses the button many, many times still pressing

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I dunno, dude, let’s hear him out.