Tough choices

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• DmMacniel@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The power to erase ai slop from existence.

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• glibg10b@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Slop

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• ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  If you get perfect health you don’t need calorie immunity

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  • MrChewy@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    If the luck aura is truly ultimate, your health will be perfect thanks to quantum tunneling always assuring you’re in your best physical state

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  • Monument@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Depends on the monkey’s paw.
    Total calorie immunity could be read as not being able to process any calories, including the ones you need to live.
    (I’m assuming the body would eat through reserve fat and then begin to break down its own muscles, even as the person gorges on food vs, like, almost insta-death if the body couldn’t even rely on its own stores.)

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• AdaleiM@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  perfect health, portals, animal talking. I can deal with the rest.

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• onipa@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  First row for show ⚛️🚪🍀

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• Siegfried@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I want a filter that blocks any slop content from reaching my eyes

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• OwOarchist@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Three? You’re too kind.

  All I really need is ultimate luck, but I’ll take perfect health and portals too, if you’re offering.

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  • Town@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Wouldn’t ultimate luck give you the other two on its own?

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    • OwOarchist@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Hm, good health, probably. Maybe not perfect health, though. In the long run, it’s not a matter of luck, but of certainty. If that health doesn’t have an expiration date, though, it’s basically immortality…

      And portals? I don’t know quite how ‘ultimate’ this luck is, but you’d have to be extremely lucky for portals to just randomly appear when you want them.

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• Dyskolos@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Aren’t the first and last one mutually exclusive? And with the ultimate luck aura, the weather should already always be my favourite?

  Here are really good picks and totally worthless ones. So I’d go with luck, health and animal talk.

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• reader@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I don’t have any of these

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• _ffiresticks_@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Style, health/energy, portals

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• Nomad@infosec.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Perfect health and energy sounds about perfect right now. Perfect memory and portals would be my choice. I can make my own luck.

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• 5ha99y@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Only the first three are actually relevant. Luck defeats most of it and personal weather control is uselessifluck is highfor example. If you can get anywhere in an instant and you have the biggest luck ever in any situation you have already won. The health is the only thing I take, because I need threeXD

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• JackTea@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Wardrobe, weather, and what was the other one?

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