Tell me what to do today, and I will report back.

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• AppleMango@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Drink some water. At least 500 ml

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  • reader@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I failed but I will try again tomorrow

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    • reader@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I did better today, but still room for improvement

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• EgoNo4@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Quit Windows, install Linux.

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  • reader@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    already did that a long time ago

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    • huquad@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Quit linux. Install Temple OS.

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• luthis@lemmy.nz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Install elite dangerous. See you next year

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  • CameronDev@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Maybe we shouldn’t encourage OP to self harm? :D

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  • reader@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    idk what that is

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• WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Find a trans person & tell them how pretty/handsome they are.

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  • reader@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I don’t know any

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    • Eq0@literature.cafe ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      That’s why you have to find them

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• dan@upvote.au ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Help someone in need.

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  • JackTea@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Whoa. Slow down there. Baby steps.

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    • dan@upvote.au ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It can just be something small! Help a tourist with directions. Help an elderly person cross the road. Give a homeless person some food or water. Things like that.

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  • reader@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I offered TBD if they accept

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• frostedtrailblazer@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Dear reader, You must dance.

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  • reader@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    closest I got was exercise

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  • huquad@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You can dance if you want to

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• magnetosphere@fedia.io ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  My life is in your hands Lemmy

  This is one of the scariest sentences I’ve ever seen

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  • StabbingSky@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m honestly surprised that it’s been 13 hours and no one has suggested OP kill himself.

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    • Eq0@literature.cafe ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      This thread was very wholesome!

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• Gormadt@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Spend time today just to doodle for 20+ minutes.

  No music, no background videos

  Just a piece of paper, a pen or pencil, and creativity

  If you need a theme, how about “cozy”?

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• silver@das-eck.haus ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Eat beans for dinner. At least three kinds

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  • reader@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I actually did this lol

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    • silver@das-eck.haus ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Fuck yeah

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• ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Find a really nice stick and bring it home, give it a place to live

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• DmMacniel@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Enjoy your day

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  • reader@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    pretty good day

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    • DmMacniel@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Good, and to be sure that it wasn’t just a fluke do it right again today.

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• Truscape@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Drink water

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  • reader@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    done

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• john117@piefed.jmsquared.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  25 pushups before the end of the day

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  • reader@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I got to get in better shape first, but I’m working on it

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  • youngskywalker@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Rise and grind gamer

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• W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Watch the virus email episode of Homestar Runner.

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  • reader@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    pretty nice

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  • StabbingSky@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Followed by Trogdor

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    • reader@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      already seen

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• TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Touch grass

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  • reader@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I did that with my shoes

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• Pistachio@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Spank it like a monkey in a mango tree

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• badlotus@discuss.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Self-host Lemmy instance. Go.

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  • reader@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    no idea how to do that

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• thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Make sure to drink enough water. Not too much water though.

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• crenquis@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Blow up the mooooon!!!

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  • reader@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    impossible

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    • crenquis@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Well, ya; with that attitude

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• ExperimentalGuy@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Install bonzi buddy, the true AI.

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  • reader@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    looks bad

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• Tja@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Don’t do what I tell you.

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  • reader@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    easy

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  • UltraBlack@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Division by zero?

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• Corgithellama@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Take a shower

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  • reader@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    doing that more now

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• NewDark@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Have some sex

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• Simulation6@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Eat healthy foods in moderation, exercise, get to bed on time and don’t do any drugs.

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  • reader@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    trying

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• MadameBisaster@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Get some cjocolate cookies

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  • reader@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    no too fat

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• tigermountain@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Make a good cup of coffee and smoke a bowl. Proceed from there.

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• spacegoat@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Take out JFK

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  • Test_Tickles@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Done. It was messy, but it went about as well as could be expected with jfk involved.

    We took him out to breakfast to discuss his issues with vaccines. Before we even had a chance to order he was on top of another table having intercourse with someone else’s breakfast. When he finished he declared these “chicken ovulations” to now legally be people and that the person whose breakfast he had molested was now responsible for raising their breakfast to adulthood or risk being jailed for performing abortions.
    He then ran out of the front door screaming that he had an appointment at the children’s hospital to harass children with cancer for being too poor to purchase the cure for cancer .

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    • LastYearsIrritant@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Is everyone confusing JFK with RFK, or am I missing something?

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• orenj@leminal.space ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Make contact with the darkness within, ask it how it feels about you and where you’re at in life.

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  • reader@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    not sure how

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• SparroHawc@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Immediately regret making this post

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• theskyisfalling@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Sub 35 minute 5k run.

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