Test_Tickles
@Test_Tickles@lemmy.world
- Comment on Anon owns a gym 1 hour ago:
You are using dumbbells wrong.
- Comment on Why DDG is the superior serch engine 1 week ago:
Pay for a limited number of searches? Are they fucking insane?
- Comment on Tell me what to do today, and I will report back. 1 week ago:
Whoopsy, misread the post… Just too much wishful thinking I guess.
- Comment on Tell me what to do today, and I will report back. 1 week ago:
Done. It was messy, but it went about as well as could be expected with jfk involved.
We took him out to breakfast to discuss his issues with vaccines. Before we even had a chance to order he was on top of another table having intercourse with someone else’s breakfast. When he finished he declared these “chicken ovulations” to now legally be people and that the person whose breakfast he had molested was now responsible for raising their breakfast to adulthood or risk being jailed for performing abortions.
He then ran out of the front door screaming that he had an appointment at the children’s hospital to harass children with cancer for being too poor to purchase the cure for cancer . - Comment on Cuck Coding 1 week ago:
Seriously, what kind of relationship do these people have with code. They are equating coding with the act of sex, but the code is something they are creating… So, they are upset about cucking but perfectly fine with the whole insect aspect?
- Comment on laughs in 12 hours, while still driving through texas 1 week ago:
With most states in the south it also depends on when you are there, where you’re going, and how you are getting there.
Around holidays they are out in force to deal with drunk drivers and make their yearly quota off speeding tickets and people traveling for the holidays. They know that people from out of state are the least likely to come back and fight the ticket. They are more likely to just mail the fine in and be done with it.
Certain towns are also so small that they know the locals on site, so they will stop just about anything they don’t recognize if you give them the slightest excuse. These are usually the towns off the beaten path that don’t get much traffic, so if they think they can get some ticket money from you, you are getting stopped.
Driving through some shit town that annexed a portion of a busy road just so they can lower the speed limit by 15mph for 1000ft and stop people for speeding while you have a cracked taillight, or one held together with red tape, is begging to be stopped. - Comment on The "Threat" to America. 2 weeks ago:
Ummm, have people already forgotten his role in COVID and the literal millions upon millions that died because of it?
He literally relit the Epstein files issue to distract from the millions of people who died because he knew that his voters cared less about him raping children than they did about his decimation of the economy and workforce. - Comment on Nostalgia 3 weeks ago:
Bars? You little whippersnapper. There was a time when every table had an ashtray. Every table everywhere: restaurants, stores, the checkout line at the gas station, public transportation…
And I am not talking about smoking sections, that came later. I’m talking about people with lit cigarettes being as ubiquitous as people on cellphones today.
- Comment on Nostalgia 3 weeks ago:
They do now. For those of us that still speak the old magic, we know that a lit cigarette was the original punk.
- Comment on Some have greatness thrust upon them 4 weeks ago:
Fissures are a type of hemorrhoid that can open up and bleed and be either internal or external. You should drink more water and eat more fiber. Big ass busting constipation logs are not helping your ass. For external fissure you should also consider getting a bidet. Keeping your ass as clean as possible will help a lot with inflammation and repeated flare ups.
- Comment on Which is worse: not wanting kids, or wanting them too much? 5 weeks ago:
If you were having a heart attack and deliberately accelerated and aimed your car at a group of people on the sidewalk, then you are both the victim of a heart attack and a murderer.
Mental illness should affect where you are incarcerated and the type of treatment you get, but it doesn’t mean that you get a free pass.
The US’s handling of incarcerated people, especially the mentally ill, is gross and malicious, but this is the choice that the voters have made. That desperately needs to be fixed, but setting a murderer free is not helping.Also, it’s really grotesque that stealing to feed your children, or sneaking across borders to give them a better life is worthy of jail time if you aren’t white, but if you are white then premeditated murder of your own children makes you a hero.
- Comment on gummy 5 weeks ago:
Actually, “fuck them kids” seems to be the answer to why they do most things these days.
Y’all remember the good ole days when all we had to deal with was the constant terror of some deranged lunatic starting a nuclear war and killing us all?
- Comment on The irony of arguing with someone who read about it in a history book vs. you having lived it 1 month ago:
“When exactly was America so great that you think we should go back to it?”
They then proceed to tell you about some time when women, minorities, and children were things with no rights and were treated like slaves. - Comment on I'm right and the other vegans are wrong 1 month ago:
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) …just tell me where the line starts…
- Comment on Pressing question 1 month ago:
Ya, everyone knows that guinea pigs are the ones for shady shit.
- Comment on 1 month ago:
They are just a big tank with a toilet seat that suspends you over the tank. The only way to clog a porta-potty is to either fill it completely, or wedge something in the hole that is too big to fit through.
- Comment on 1 month ago:
Look babe, I’m just confused. When taking into account the design and construction I just don’t get how a person does that to a porta-potty.
- Comment on Extra Milky 1 month ago:
Well, she was cremated, so it is entirely possible.
- Comment on currently busy 😅 1 month ago:
I don’t know if it was intentional, but I like how your riddle option feels like you are so disappointed that nobody ever gets all 3 riddles from “answer these riddles three” and in your loneliness you have just dropped 2 of the riddles and the last remaining riddle is so basic that you can take just about any response as a correct answer.
- Comment on Digital tags have to go. 2 months ago:
It will be a congestion charge. Prices will go up and down based upon the time of day and how many people are in the store.
- Comment on Excellent rant 2 months ago:
As the one of those from the half of the species that you are wanting to wipe out I have to say, “I get it… we brought this on ourselves.”
- Comment on Some heroes 2 months ago:
The fan that the builder installed in my parents living room when the house was built nearly 45 years ago is still running, and is nearly silent even at full speed.
It has been running for the majority of its life and spends all but 3 months of the year at full speed.Ceiling fans wear out only because fan manufacturers realized that they were never going to stay in business if they didn’t make them fail.
- Comment on Works like a charm 2 months ago:
Instructions unclear, now my tray of rice crispy treats are all salty and smell like fish . On the other hand I have made note of all the employees at the potluck who went back for seconds, and you know what I think this is going to be a good year.
- Comment on Alternative medicine 3 months ago:
Makes sense to me. I mean the odds that people that stupid are also riddled with parasites from ingesting shit crawling with parasites are pretty high.
- Comment on Explosive Diarrhea Situation 3 months ago:
- Comment on A Ripple in Space 3 months ago:
BTW, worst museum ever. It’s not even air conditioned just to make sure there is minimal mixing of the exhibits.
- Comment on No room for romance when there's rising and grinding to be had! 3 months ago:
Gerogio is the real rise and grind bro here.
- Comment on Genius 3 months ago:
- Comment on Growth 4 months ago:
The problem seems to be that the video site does not like the Boost app that I was using for lemmy. Their anti-bot software sees it as a bot and blocks it.
- Comment on Growth 4 months ago:
Link didn’t work for me.
