Test_Tickles
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- Comment on Edible Wood 5 days ago:
Justice Kavanaugh, getting a little bored just sitting around doing nothing on the Supreme Court? Decided if you’re going to be shoving things in your butt anyways you might as well film it and put it on YouTube?
- Comment on Piping mouse 2 weeks ago:
Tell me you have never had a pet bird without telling me you have never had a pet bird. If any animal were to ever be into bdsm, it’s going to be birds.
- Comment on CNC 2 weeks ago:
I find that aluminum is the best medium for trial and error because even though it is somewhat expensive, it’s easy on the bits. And that is important regardless of the bulk material costs.
Dude your CNC sessions are totally out of hand if you are having to buying aluminum in bulk. Just get yourself some shibari ropes and a blind fold if you want to take your time and make it an extended session.
- Comment on mercy merci 2 weeks ago:
Ya, we used to have more of the little fat slow white ones (orb weavers I think) around when I was a kid, and other than cobwebs all over the place, they never gave us trouble. I generally try not to mess with them though, or I’ll do a catch and release. But between the Brown Recluse bite I got as a teenager that took almost an entire year to heal and the other non-poisionous bites I have gotten while asleep or watching tv that take 6 weeks to heal, it’s insta-death if any others are found inside my house.
I just realized that I am a spider racist. White and yellow get the gentle touch, but black and brown are going down. - Comment on mercy merci 2 weeks ago:
Not all spiders are buddies who will just keep to their website and kill pests. Many are aggressive roaming hunters that just go around biting shit to see if it is edible. And that includes you just sleep or sitting still.
Also, even the nonvenomous spiders have some seriously bad oral hygiene and carry bacteria that causes deep infectious wounds that take months to heal.
Even with all that, if they were just slow or stupid I might take the time to catch and release, but given that the majority are stupid fast, and/or actively trying to leap at me… they gotta die.
Having said that I don’t fuck with them outside, especially the banana spiders, because banana spiders are instantly easy to identify and aren’t interested in starting trouble. - Comment on If it works it works 2 weeks ago:
Yes except swap the function and variable names.
- Comment on Smells Great 2 weeks ago:
Ya, it’s all a big lie brought to you by billionaire dragons. They’re just trying to get you to wrap yourself in a tasty garnish so that they get a nice citrus flavor once they are done roasting you.
- Comment on THE CRAZY PILLS 4 weeks ago:
I completely agree if we’re talking about some bros at a kegger, but if it might instead possibly be the United States Secretary of Health and Human Services reporting to the President of the United States and the rest of his Cabinet during a Cabinet meeting, then no. In that case the United States Secretary of Health and Human Services should be able to communicate health related matters better than a drunken frat bro.
- Comment on Just reach out 5 weeks ago:
Dude, it’s obvious he’s not middle eastern because he isn’t wearing a robe or riding a camel.
- Comment on Fell off the horizon into a black hole 5 weeks ago:
It’s just not carbonated.
- Comment on Tell me I'm wrong 5 weeks ago:
- Comment on Utter child 1 month ago:
Ya, that’s exactly what one of those 2000s kids would say.
- Comment on WACK. 1 month ago:
Yes it is all weeds, but people are stupid and don’t seem to know that.
- Comment on PUT THE TRAINS IN THE BAG 1 month ago:
No, just everyone who is not China stopped mattering.
- Comment on I bet both could lay down a sick bar 1 month ago:
- Comment on WACK. 1 month ago:
One of my first jobs had me working retail in the “lawn and garden” department. Every year we would have people buy those wildflower mixes and then 6 weeks later, you would see the same people buying weed killer. I had many people tell me that they couldn’t understand why their lawn was so overrun with weeds the last few years, and of course they were always the ones doing the wild flower mix.
- Comment on *proposes* 1 month ago:
They tried using the dinosaur shaped cookie cutter leg of lamb but it made a huge mess, and they broke 7 of the cutters
- Comment on Awooga 1 month ago:
From B to GGG! Holy shit! That’s fucking insane. I thought we were talking about some general swelling sort of on the order of what happens with pregnant women. And it happened within a 6 month period? I can’t even begin to comprehend what that must have been like. She would have had to have woken up every morning with a noticable increase in size. I’ll bet it started out as a “wow, this is a nice little perk” and very rapidly escalated to “WTF!”. I also really like that the all fixed picture is waaayy bigger than the original B size.
- Comment on I'd also add that 2 months ago:
But that’s the best part!
- Comment on LPT: Go get a shot, now. 2 months ago:
No such thing in Texas. Nope, the only reason to do anything, at all, while you are completely alone in your car is to hope that you will be noticed by some (definitely not a creeper staring into other people’s cars instead of watching the road) road warrior in a lifted diesel dually and deeply insult his proud lineage (land owners in the South who
definitely probablyhopefully were not slave owners) and his deeply researched (heard from Fox news while half conscious from alcohol poisoning, at a bar while looking for his car keys so he can drive home) personal beliefs. - Comment on 👁️🐽👁️ 2 months ago:
Made a change to the link, let me know if that works for you.
- Comment on 👁️🐽👁️ 2 months ago:
Wtf is going on with this timeline? First we have chess masters using their anus’s to cheat. Then sticking a finger in your butt can fix abnormal heart rythms. And now we’re going to find out that numerous of our top athletes all cheat by wearing butt plugs that release oxygen into their bowles.
- Comment on Why The Internet REALLY Wants Your ID... (and why now?) 2 months ago:
Not anything posted anywhere, but also anything you ever posted. How do you know if something that you say now won’t be used against you in 15 yrs?
- Comment on The Cybertruck Is Not Selling 2 months ago:
Who? What? Wait… Are we talking about just_another_person or Elon?
- Comment on quick thinking 3 months ago:
Normal? Not at all. But there are others out there, and we have so many unfinished projects that we are working on too.
I like the vape idea, that is fucking brilliant. And it’s probably for the best that you restrain yourself, because if you don’t, then it will get really expensive… Once you can power all your small projects and have a “limitless” supply of batteries, you’ll realize all of the things you can do with a shit ton of batteries, like you can buy an entire kit to electrify a bike, motor and all, for like $150 on Amazon. But then you’ll need a charger that can grade your batteries so that you can build packs, and you’ll need a spot welder, and nickel strips, and kapton tape, and some thick wire, and decent microphone and a cell phone camera stand and… What? The mic and camera stand? Well you might as well document the project and put it on YouTube. If you’re lucky it could take off, but if not you can at least write it all off on your taxes as business expenses. What stuff would be worth writing off? Well the computer and the 3d printer of course. You’re going to need those to design and print the battery case, and also edit the videos for YouTube…And if all of that seemed logical to you, then you might want to get tested for ADHD, or Autism, because you might be on one or both of the spectrums, like so many of us here on Lemmy.
- Comment on quick thinking 3 months ago:
Welcome to the engineering club. When I gave a size for the plug version of the AED, I took into account the current state of battery technology and also how many amps you might possibly be able to pass through the skin of the anus without doing severe damage.
- Comment on quick thinking 3 months ago:
What a weird timeline… The US is going to outlaw vaccines at the same time that insurance companies will start refusing to pay for surgically implanted pacemakers and force everyone with a heart condition to wear electrified butt plugs.
Automatic defibrillators everywhere will be reduced in size to a package smaller than a beer can, and CPR classes will teach you the proper way to spit on the AED before shoving it into someone’s butt. - Comment on Happened to me last summer 3 months ago:
- Comment on W.XP 3 months ago:
Pretty much anybody reading this still uses XP at least weekly if not daily.
It’s still all over the place, ATMs, gasoline pumps, ticket machines, kiosks, ect, ect… Some of you may even be sitting in a room with XP right now and not even realize it.
You may have forgotten it, but it is still there, waiting, watching, ready blue screen for just no reason at all. - Comment on Microwave Intensifies 3 months ago:
You might want to search on the word cantenna. Helped set up a cantenna for a friend’s parents once. They lived in a lake house for a few years, but they were in a dead zone for pretty much everything. They had a cell booster that would occasionally get a single if luck was on your side, but once we set up the cantenna on the booster, they had a steady signal .