Test_Tickles
@Test_Tickles@lemmy.world
- Comment on Fell off the horizon into a black hole 2 days ago:
It’s just not carbonated.
- Comment on Tell me I'm wrong 5 days ago:
- Comment on Utter child 1 week ago:
Ya, that’s exactly what one of those 2000s kids would say.
- Comment on WACK. 1 week ago:
Yes it is all weeds, but people are stupid and don’t seem to know that.
- Comment on PUT THE TRAINS IN THE BAG 1 week ago:
No, just everyone who is not China stopped mattering.
- Comment on I bet both could lay down a sick bar 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on WACK. 2 weeks ago:
One of my first jobs had me working retail in the “lawn and garden” department. Every year we would have people buy those wildflower mixes and then 6 weeks later, you would see the same people buying weed killer. I had many people tell me that they couldn’t understand why their lawn was so overrun with weeds the last few years, and of course they were always the ones doing the wild flower mix.
- Comment on *proposes* 2 weeks ago:
They tried using the dinosaur shaped cookie cutter leg of lamb but it made a huge mess, and they broke 7 of the cutters
- Comment on Awooga 3 weeks ago:
From B to GGG! Holy shit! That’s fucking insane. I thought we were talking about some general swelling sort of on the order of what happens with pregnant women. And it happened within a 6 month period? I can’t even begin to comprehend what that must have been like. She would have had to have woken up every morning with a noticable increase in size. I’ll bet it started out as a “wow, this is a nice little perk” and very rapidly escalated to “WTF!”. I also really like that the all fixed picture is waaayy bigger than the original B size.
- Comment on I'd also add that 5 weeks ago:
But that’s the best part!
- Comment on LPT: Go get a shot, now. 5 weeks ago:
No such thing in Texas. Nope, the only reason to do anything, at all, while you are completely alone in your car is to hope that you will be noticed by some (definitely not a creeper staring into other people’s cars instead of watching the road) road warrior in a lifted diesel dually and deeply insult his proud lineage (land owners in the South who
definitely probablyhopefully were not slave owners) and his deeply researched (heard from Fox news while half conscious from alcohol poisoning, at a bar while looking for his car keys so he can drive home) personal beliefs. - Comment on 👁️🐽👁️ 5 weeks ago:
Made a change to the link, let me know if that works for you.
- Comment on 👁️🐽👁️ 1 month ago:
Wtf is going on with this timeline? First we have chess masters using their anus’s to cheat. Then sticking a finger in your butt can fix abnormal heart rythms. And now we’re going to find out that numerous of our top athletes all cheat by wearing butt plugs that release oxygen into their bowles.
- Comment on Why The Internet REALLY Wants Your ID... (and why now?) 1 month ago:
Not anything posted anywhere, but also anything you ever posted. How do you know if something that you say now won’t be used against you in 15 yrs?
- Comment on The Cybertruck Is Not Selling 1 month ago:
Who? What? Wait… Are we talking about just_another_person or Elon?
- Comment on quick thinking 2 months ago:
Normal? Not at all. But there are others out there, and we have so many unfinished projects that we are working on too.
I like the vape idea, that is fucking brilliant. And it’s probably for the best that you restrain yourself, because if you don’t, then it will get really expensive… Once you can power all your small projects and have a “limitless” supply of batteries, you’ll realize all of the things you can do with a shit ton of batteries, like you can buy an entire kit to electrify a bike, motor and all, for like $150 on Amazon. But then you’ll need a charger that can grade your batteries so that you can build packs, and you’ll need a spot welder, and nickel strips, and kapton tape, and some thick wire, and decent microphone and a cell phone camera stand and… What? The mic and camera stand? Well you might as well document the project and put it on YouTube. If you’re lucky it could take off, but if not you can at least write it all off on your taxes as business expenses. What stuff would be worth writing off? Well the computer and the 3d printer of course. You’re going to need those to design and print the battery case, and also edit the videos for YouTube…And if all of that seemed logical to you, then you might want to get tested for ADHD, or Autism, because you might be on one or both of the spectrums, like so many of us here on Lemmy.
- Comment on quick thinking 2 months ago:
Welcome to the engineering club. When I gave a size for the plug version of the AED, I took into account the current state of battery technology and also how many amps you might possibly be able to pass through the skin of the anus without doing severe damage.
- Comment on quick thinking 2 months ago:
What a weird timeline… The US is going to outlaw vaccines at the same time that insurance companies will start refusing to pay for surgically implanted pacemakers and force everyone with a heart condition to wear electrified butt plugs.
Automatic defibrillators everywhere will be reduced in size to a package smaller than a beer can, and CPR classes will teach you the proper way to spit on the AED before shoving it into someone’s butt. - Comment on Happened to me last summer 2 months ago:
- Comment on W.XP 2 months ago:
Pretty much anybody reading this still uses XP at least weekly if not daily.
It’s still all over the place, ATMs, gasoline pumps, ticket machines, kiosks, ect, ect… Some of you may even be sitting in a room with XP right now and not even realize it.
You may have forgotten it, but it is still there, waiting, watching, ready blue screen for just no reason at all. - Comment on Microwave Intensifies 2 months ago:
You might want to search on the word cantenna. Helped set up a cantenna for a friend’s parents once. They lived in a lake house for a few years, but they were in a dead zone for pretty much everything. They had a cell booster that would occasionally get a single if luck was on your side, but once we set up the cantenna on the booster, they had a steady signal .
- Comment on Dik Piks 2 months ago:
Your spotz is adorable! So short and fluffy!
- Comment on Virgin Physicists 2 months ago:
You do have 2 holes on either side that meet the middle and are continuous from 1 end to the other. So yeah, you are the weirdest of donuts.
- Comment on I'm talking to the fucking Garfield 3 months ago:
No, that’s a parakeet. Your thinking of the two soft, protruding organs on the upper front of a woman’s body that secrete milk after pregnancy.
- Comment on wtf 3 months ago:
That’s pretty cool. However, no human has ever won by more than 15min, and every horse has a 15min delay built into their times. So even the biggest winning margin of nearly 11 minutes would have lost to the horse if they had started at the same time.
- Comment on Order of magnitude is a hell of a drug 3 months ago:
Wow, what do you have against models? I mean, I know that the trope is that they aren’t very smart, but the same trope applies to firemen, so why pick on models?
- Comment on Diagrams 4 months ago:
I was thinking it was sync, but I didn’t want to call them out if I was wrong…
I suspect that it was originally written for devices with much less power and much less memory. Also reddit had upper limits on image size. So, Lemmy’s yolo way of dealing with images is coming up against sync’s attempts to be able to run nicely on the worst devices. - Comment on Diagrams 4 months ago:
That’s the real problem. The app he is using reduces the image to optimize memory usage, but if the image has too many pixels in either direction, it ends up decimating too much.
I ran into that issue with one of the Lemmy clients when I was trying them out, but can’t remember which one it was. If I remember correctly, it should be something that you can turn off, but it can drastically slow down how long it takes to display some images. - Comment on *dies of cringe* 5 months ago:
What a horrible way to die… Having to listen to hour upon hour of “confessions” about lusting after couches, and excessively detailed descriptions of couches he had fucked… No doubt at some point the pope was begging to be raptured.
- Comment on Done this 5 months ago:
Hence the well known sleep aid that our grandma’s used to give us before bed, bowl of sugar.