Test_Tickles
@Test_Tickles@lemmy.world
- Comment on Let's stick with just the one observer from now on, then 1 week ago:
I once had it explained to me in a way that finally clicked:
What if beings from the 42nd dimension wanted to observe life on our planet? The problem is that they’re from the 42nd dimension, so they can’t just sit and “watch” us in our basic four-dimensional world. However, what they can do is stir up electrons in our atmosphere until they start a lightning storm. Then they can “observe” the lightning. It turns out that they can learn a lot from the lightning itself, but at the same time it may have some effect on life here on Earth.
- Comment on Elon Musk’s Optimus Robot shuts down after reproducing the gesture of its human operator removing their headset 1 week ago:
There is no need for name calling. It’s a glandular problem you monster. Image
- Comment on Elon Musk’s Optimus Robot shuts down after reproducing the gesture of its human operator removing their headset 2 weeks ago:
Reality: Prisoners can and will be required to work as service workers from their prison cells.
- Comment on It turns out Saudi Arabia will own 93.4 percent of EA if the buyout goes through, which is effectively all of it 2 weeks ago:
Wait, you think the Saudis buying EA have anything to do with profit? EAs profits and earnings are meaningless to them.
- Comment on same shit every day, on god 3 weeks ago:
As if CO~2~ wasn’t bad enough already? Now I have to deal with it making snarky comments about what I wore to work today?
- Comment on Do people who have bad relationship with their parents care about "insults" like "I fucked your mom last night"? Or do you just not care? 3 weeks ago:
I like to act like they just reminded me that she asked me to talk to them about it and then start talking about some really bizarre fetish stuff that she can’t deal with anymore.
One of my favorite ones actually got gagging noises from other people in the room. "Look, she asked me to talk to you about the diaper thing. Hold on. Don’t get too upset - Comment on Edible Wood 1 month ago:
Justice Kavanaugh, getting a little bored just sitting around doing nothing on the Supreme Court? Decided if you’re going to be shoving things in your butt anyways you might as well film it and put it on YouTube?
- Comment on Piping mouse 1 month ago:
Tell me you have never had a pet bird without telling me you have never had a pet bird. If any animal were to ever be into bdsm, it’s going to be birds.
- Comment on CNC 1 month ago:
I find that aluminum is the best medium for trial and error because even though it is somewhat expensive, it’s easy on the bits. And that is important regardless of the bulk material costs.
Dude your CNC sessions are totally out of hand if you are having to buying aluminum in bulk. Just get yourself some shibari ropes and a blind fold if you want to take your time and make it an extended session.
- Comment on mercy merci 1 month ago:
Ya, we used to have more of the little fat slow white ones (orb weavers I think) around when I was a kid, and other than cobwebs all over the place, they never gave us trouble. I generally try not to mess with them though, or I’ll do a catch and release. But between the Brown Recluse bite I got as a teenager that took almost an entire year to heal and the other non-poisionous bites I have gotten while asleep or watching tv that take 6 weeks to heal, it’s insta-death if any others are found inside my house.
I just realized that I am a spider racist. White and yellow get the gentle touch, but black and brown are going down. - Comment on mercy merci 1 month ago:
Not all spiders are buddies who will just keep to their website and kill pests. Many are aggressive roaming hunters that just go around biting shit to see if it is edible. And that includes you just sleep or sitting still.
Also, even the nonvenomous spiders have some seriously bad oral hygiene and carry bacteria that causes deep infectious wounds that take months to heal.
Even with all that, if they were just slow or stupid I might take the time to catch and release, but given that the majority are stupid fast, and/or actively trying to leap at me… they gotta die.
Having said that I don’t fuck with them outside, especially the banana spiders, because banana spiders are instantly easy to identify and aren’t interested in starting trouble. - Comment on If it works it works 1 month ago:
Yes except swap the function and variable names.
- Comment on Smells Great 1 month ago:
Ya, it’s all a big lie brought to you by billionaire dragons. They’re just trying to get you to wrap yourself in a tasty garnish so that they get a nice citrus flavor once they are done roasting you.
- Comment on THE CRAZY PILLS 2 months ago:
I completely agree if we’re talking about some bros at a kegger, but if it might instead possibly be the United States Secretary of Health and Human Services reporting to the President of the United States and the rest of his Cabinet during a Cabinet meeting, then no. In that case the United States Secretary of Health and Human Services should be able to communicate health related matters better than a drunken frat bro.
- Comment on Just reach out 2 months ago:
Dude, it’s obvious he’s not middle eastern because he isn’t wearing a robe or riding a camel.
- Comment on Fell off the horizon into a black hole 2 months ago:
It’s just not carbonated.
- Comment on Tell me I'm wrong 2 months ago:
- Comment on Utter child 2 months ago:
Ya, that’s exactly what one of those 2000s kids would say.
- Comment on WACK. 2 months ago:
Yes it is all weeds, but people are stupid and don’t seem to know that.
- Comment on PUT THE TRAINS IN THE BAG 2 months ago:
No, just everyone who is not China stopped mattering.
- Comment on I bet both could lay down a sick bar 2 months ago:
- Comment on WACK. 2 months ago:
One of my first jobs had me working retail in the “lawn and garden” department. Every year we would have people buy those wildflower mixes and then 6 weeks later, you would see the same people buying weed killer. I had many people tell me that they couldn’t understand why their lawn was so overrun with weeds the last few years, and of course they were always the ones doing the wild flower mix.
- Comment on *proposes* 2 months ago:
They tried using the dinosaur shaped cookie cutter leg of lamb but it made a huge mess, and they broke 7 of the cutters
- Comment on Awooga 3 months ago:
From B to GGG! Holy shit! That’s fucking insane. I thought we were talking about some general swelling sort of on the order of what happens with pregnant women. And it happened within a 6 month period? I can’t even begin to comprehend what that must have been like. She would have had to have woken up every morning with a noticable increase in size. I’ll bet it started out as a “wow, this is a nice little perk” and very rapidly escalated to “WTF!”. I also really like that the all fixed picture is waaayy bigger than the original B size.
- Comment on I'd also add that 3 months ago:
But that’s the best part!
- Comment on LPT: Go get a shot, now. 3 months ago:
No such thing in Texas. Nope, the only reason to do anything, at all, while you are completely alone in your car is to hope that you will be noticed by some (definitely not a creeper staring into other people’s cars instead of watching the road) road warrior in a lifted diesel dually and deeply insult his proud lineage (land owners in the South who
definitely probablyhopefully were not slave owners) and his deeply researched (heard from Fox news while half conscious from alcohol poisoning, at a bar while looking for his car keys so he can drive home) personal beliefs. - Comment on 👁️🐽👁️ 3 months ago:
Made a change to the link, let me know if that works for you.
- Comment on 👁️🐽👁️ 3 months ago:
Wtf is going on with this timeline? First we have chess masters using their anus’s to cheat. Then sticking a finger in your butt can fix abnormal heart rythms. And now we’re going to find out that numerous of our top athletes all cheat by wearing butt plugs that release oxygen into their bowles.
- Comment on Why The Internet REALLY Wants Your ID... (and why now?) 3 months ago:
Not anything posted anywhere, but also anything you ever posted. How do you know if something that you say now won’t be used against you in 15 yrs?
- Comment on The Cybertruck Is Not Selling 3 months ago:
Who? What? Wait… Are we talking about just_another_person or Elon?
