sell me your company with five words

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• CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Will drop pants for food.

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• PodPerson@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  AI, crypto, and blockchain free.

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• the_fuckler@nord.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Foreskin. Reattachment. Stand with Palestine.

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• betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  We’re all gonna die anyway.

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• db2@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Only need two:

  Image

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• orenj@leminal.space ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  hey, do you wanna kiss

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• Nasan@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  wholesale cadavers, local and organic

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• Widdershins@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  shit, piss, fuck, cunt, motherfucker

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  • Simonie_Persuasion@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You dont understand the what i mean

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    • Widdershins@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You asked for five words. I gave you five. Those words will make your next album go platinum. If you wanted all seven ask for seven next time.

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• Surp@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  My company is for free

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• Quexotic@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Buy this here company, dude!

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  • Simonie_Persuasion@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Ok i will buy it

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    • Quexotic@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Image

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• KyuubiNoKitsune@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  We dispose of billionaire oligarchs

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• luthis@lemmy.nz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Buy it or kill you

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• WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  We don’t pay any attention.

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• yaroto98@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Can buy presidential pardons fast.

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• WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  We mine crypto! Oh, wait…

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• HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Big booty bitches bowlin bounce.

  Bowling Alley staffed by big booty bitches, that also has basketball courts.

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• SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Accepting bids of five dollars

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• Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  We fuck on first date

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• FanciestPants@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Our clients include Macklemore.

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• Doublenut@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You want it round? OK!

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• superduperpirate@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Doordash but for cocaine

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• terranoid@lemmy.cafe ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The robot is fully functional

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• EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It will make you money

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• krisevol@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Electric Power will always sell

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• jambudz@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I guess this helps people?

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• RBWells@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Psst! Wanna make some money?

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• wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Knots, barbs, money back guarantee

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• cosmictrickster@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Buy my limited company, please.

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• Little1Lost@gehirneimer.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  a not for sale company

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• ModeratelySliceable@lemmus.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  free as in freedom toilets

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