Based on the level of thought and effort that went into his messaging, I’d bet this guy got diagnosed with colon cancer and he’s correlating it with the time(s) he fucked his dog that also had colon cancer.
Pervert cancer
Submitted 2 months ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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crunchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Somewhat more charitably…
Causal misattribution.
They both got cancer because they both eat meat with too much of some kind of carcinogenic toxin in it, because they are both poor and live in a polluted area or at least area with poor food standards.
That also correlates with the ignorance, but still an attempt to craft an explanation: never had the chance to get well educated, else they’d know cancer is not … contagious, broadly transmissable.
Marketsnodsbury@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
else they’d know cancer is not … contagious, broadly transmissable.
I read an interesting [NYT article](https://www.nytimes.com/2026/07/22/science/contagious-cancer-catfish.html) the other day about the discovery of a high rate of skin cancer in catfish in a lake bordering Vermont and Quebec. By looking at the DNA of the catfish and of the tumors, scientists discovered that the DNA of the tumors didn’t resemble their host like you’d expect, but did resemble the tumors found on all the other fish. They realized they were looking at the first transmissible cancer found in fish. The article noted that contagious cancer has also been found in Tasmanian devils, clams and, yes… [dogs](https://www.science.org/doi/10.1126/science.1247167).
AscendantSquid@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It’s not the point at all, but can dogs be poor? Like, their human can be poor, but does that then apply to the dog too? Applying a financial status to a dog feels weird, it’s not like it can open a bank account.
ickplant@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Poor dog.
apftwb@lemmy.world 2 months ago
“Why yes, I eat only home smoked meats and feed the smoked meat scraps to my dog. Why do you ask?”
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 2 months ago
ickplant@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You really can’t argue with science!
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
I was going to say ‘but you can argue with schizophrenia!’… and then I realized well that wouldn’t actually achieve anything now would it.
terranoid@lemmy.cafe 2 months ago
Isn’t the point of buddhism to escape reincarnation? By this logic we should be buying prostitutes as much as possible
tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 2 months ago
I think their goal is to attain it through nirvana, not obliteration.
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Polite Sex. Hugh Grant voice; “Oh, uh, yes, I, uh, I do appreciate how you, uh, apply lubricant on, uh, o-o-on the, uh, that device, uh, before you, uh, i-i-i-nsert it, uh, there”.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
oh years. please madam. i do declare. i am arriving, possibly in about five minutes. please plan accordingly.
NOPper@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Michael Jackson
MrKoyun@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I just read the top and the bottom of the image…
More sex -> More problem.
Solution: Become vegetarian.
Gladaed@feddit.org 2 months ago
Fun fact: there actually is a transmissible cancer in dogs. But it can only pass to dogs since it is dog cells.
ickplant@lemmy.world 2 months ago
So you are saying I should not put dog cells inside of me. Got it.
PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Actually I think they’re saying the opposite. Well not that you should, but rather that you can without fear of “dog cancer turd”.
stark@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Also in Tasmanian devils.
raman_klogius@ani.social 2 months ago
I got a bunch this is the cancer the guy’s talking about
anon_8675309@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Our education system folks.
saltesc@lemmy.world 2 months ago
What’s the bet a certain someone in a certain white Chevy pickup had a dog die from cancer a while ago and they themselves recently had a battle with testicular cancer, and there’s things a doctor never wanted to hear or say as they tried to convince the certain someone in a certain white Chevy pickup that, “no, cancer cannot be transmitted from dogs to humans.”
mirshafie@europe.pub 2 months ago
“Dogs get cancer at 10x the rate of you and me, because dogs lick their balls and eat their turds. I did a decade of yoga to teach myself to lick my own balls, and then I got pervert butt cancer. NO DOG IN HOUSE!”
aaaa@piefed.world 2 months ago
Noise tongue and butt?
Interesting
db2@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Cancer dog turd
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I think that might be the dog’s full legal name
ol_capt_joe@piefed.ee 2 months ago
Parking in the disabled spot with the toolbox in the bed and this wild message tell me there’s probably an impairment, but not a physical one.
Canonical_Warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
You never know. My dad has been a life long handyman but he also has MS. His body still works pretty damn well considering his age but that’s only until he gets too warm and his legs suddenly stop responding. He can still do most of the things he used to do just only in short stints. However, prolonged physical exertion leaves him unable to walk.
There are a lot of handicapped people who will look perfectly fine to the average person but may have a limited ability to remain fully physically abled for more that short periods of time.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 months ago
They’re putting chemicals in the dog tutds that’s turnin’ the frickin’ gays into cancer!
ickplant@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Someone should really post some beans about it.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Cancer is stored in the butt.
ickplant@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Facts.
acchariya@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You know when someone goes into home depot and buys a whole bunch of letters like this, the cashier should really just take a minute to check with the customer like are you using these to write some crazy ass message on your white van? Immediate intervention.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
“How many E’s do I need for FREE CANDY?”
TwodogsFighting@lemdro.id 2 months ago
They should be getting paid intervention money then.
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I wonder if this person eats eggs or drinks milk.
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I hope they eat lettuce.
CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I eat lettuce… I get it at the grocery stores, and add it to my burgers, and sandwiches.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
no that makes the stink from the dog farts worse
snooggums@piefed.world 2 months ago
WiHT NOiSE CANCE AN
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
PERVERT NO CANCER
DOGS IN HOUSE.
qarbone@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Why would “NO” join the opposite side?
The two readings I see are:
PERVERT NO DOGS CANCER IN HOUSE
and
PERVERT CANCER NO DOGS IN HOUSE
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Spoiler alert, it’s all batshit crazy.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
okay let me get this straight. or gay. or whatever. dude got cancer from his dog sticking his dogs nose up his dogs butt and then his butt, and then he got cancer. i seen what they two do with their noise and tongue and butt together.
he got like 100 times more cance than me
seathru@quokk.au 2 months ago
“NO DOGS IN HOUSE”
100% with you there buddy.
FahrenheitGhost@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Bet I can guess what political party they are affiliated with.
Limonene@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Libertarian. Definitely.
Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Is this clown allowed to own guns?
ickplant@lemmy.world 2 months ago
PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 2 months ago
There’s probably 4 in the truck.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Gotta put down ol Yeller. Plus those puppies that won’t stop barking.
Servomoore@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Surprise: Not a gunowner. But only because they learned guns and bullets have components that contain carcinogens.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Encouraged!
jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Cancer Dog: Not even once.
ddplf@szmer.info 2 months ago
CANCER DOG GET 10X MORE CANCE THAN SILVERADO!!!
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
…There. Now everybody knows.
fartographer@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I really enjoy the upside down exclamation marks for i. ¡i
And that P turned R
foodandart@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
What the ever-loving fuck is this weirdness? LOL!
ArtVandelay@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Mental illness on display
tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 2 months ago
My parents had sexy sex?! That’s disgusting.
HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
DannyMac@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Sounds like an Early Cuyler rant 😆
veni_vedi_veni@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Surprised there’s no truck nutz
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Comforting to know they never, ever check their rear view mirror
JackTea@piefed.world 2 months ago
You know what? I’m with this guy. Think of just the gnarliest hentai that is very specifically banned in China AND Japan. The kind of art that is Eldritch in it’s total, psychotic perversion. Imagine, if you can, a mind MORE evil than Epstein.
That is what I think of cancer. And I’m being kind.
steveLeo@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Down, boy
BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The driver of this vehicle pours out his whole pocket of pennies on the table at Dennie’s, licks them one at a time and turns them face up.
ickplant@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Is that not how everyone pays for their Grand Slam?
BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Fair point, my mistake. 🤣
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
at least on this coast
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Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 months ago
You’ve all handled my ass pennies!
modus@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Butt Sharpies are the new ass pennies.
snoons@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Blessed be thy cashless transaction; though, perchance to pray for a commune.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’d like to speak incoherently