PERVERT NO CANCER
DOGS IN HOUSE.
Pervert cancer
Submitted 1 day ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 5 hours ago
qarbone@lemmy.world 23 minutes ago
Why would “NO” join the opposite side?
The two readings I see are:
PERVERT NO DOGS CANCER IN HOUSE
and
PERVERT CANCER NO DOGS IN HOUSE
ddplf@szmer.info 5 hours ago
CANCER DOG GET 10X MORE CANCE THAN SILVERADO!!!
acchariya@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
You know when someone goes into home depot and buys a whole bunch of letters like this, the cashier should really just take a minute to check with the customer like are you using these to write some crazy ass message on your white van? Immediate intervention.
FahrenheitGhost@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Bet I can guess what political party they are affiliated with.
Limonene@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Libertarian. Definitely.
BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 1 day ago
The driver of this vehicle pours out his whole pocket of pennies on the table at Dennie’s, licks them one at a time and turns them face up.
ickplant@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
Is that not how everyone pays for their Grand Slam?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
Kolanaki@pawb.social 23 hours ago
modus@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
Butt Sharpies are the new ass pennies.
snoons@lemmy.ca 21 hours ago
Blessed be thy cashless transaction; though, perchance to pray for a commune.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
I’d like to speak incoherently
crunchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 hours ago
Based on the level of thought and effort that went into his messaging, I’d bet this guy got diagnosed with colon cancer and he’s correlating it with the time(s) he fucked his dog that also had colon cancer.
apftwb@lemmy.world 43 minutes ago
“Why yes, I eat only home smoked meats and feed the smoked meat scraps to my dog. Why do you ask?”
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 hours ago
Somewhat more charitably…
Causal misattribution.
They both got cancer because they both eat meat with too much of some kind of carcinogenic toxin in it, because they are both poor and live in a polluted area or at least area with poor food standards.
That also correlates with the ignorance, but still an attempt to craft an explanation: never had the chance to get well educated, else they’d know cancer is not … contagious, broadly transmissable.
Marketsnodsbury@lemmy.zip 7 hours ago
else they’d know cancer is not … contagious, broadly transmissable.
I read an interesting [NYT article](https://www.nytimes.com/2026/07/22/science/contagious-cancer-catfish.html) the other day about the discovery of a high rate of skin cancer in catfish in a lake bordering Vermont and Quebec. By looking at the DNA of the catfish and of the tumors, scientists discovered that the DNA of the tumors didn’t resemble their host like you’d expect, but did resemble the tumors found on all the other fish. They realized they were looking at the first transmissible cancer found in fish. The article noted that contagious cancer has also been found in Tasmanian devils, clams and, yes… [dogs](https://www.science.org/doi/10.1126/science.1247167).
AscendantSquid@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
It’s not the point at all, but can dogs be poor? Like, their human can be poor, but does that then apply to the dog too? Applying a financial status to a dog feels weird, it’s not like it can open a bank account.
ickplant@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
Poor dog.
Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Is this clown allowed to own guns?
ickplant@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
There’s probably 4 in the truck.
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 1 day ago
ickplant@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
You really can’t argue with science!
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 hours ago
I was going to say ‘but you can argue with schizophrenia!’… and then I realized well that wouldn’t actually achieve anything now would it.
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
Polite Sex. Hugh Grant voice; “Oh, uh, yes, I, uh, I do appreciate how you, uh, apply lubricant on, uh, o-o-on the, uh, that device, uh, before you, uh, i-i-i-nsert it, uh, there”.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
oh years. please madam. i do declare. i am arriving, possibly in about five minutes. please plan accordingly.
terranoid@lemmy.cafe 21 hours ago
Isn’t the point of buddhism to escape reincarnation? By this logic we should be buying prostitutes as much as possible
tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 19 hours ago
I think their goal is to attain it through nirvana, not obliteration.
NOPper@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 hours ago
Michael Jackson
saltesc@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
What’s the bet a certain someone in a certain white Chevy pickup had a dog die from cancer a while ago and they themselves recently had a battle with testicular cancer, and there’s things a doctor never wanted to hear or say as they tried to convince the certain someone in a certain white Chevy pickup that, “no, cancer cannot be transmitted from dogs to humans.”
mirshafie@europe.pub 18 hours ago
“Dogs get cancer at 10x the rate of you and me, because dogs lick their balls and eat their turds. I did a decade of yoga to teach myself to lick my own balls, and then I got pervert butt cancer. NO DOG IN HOUSE!”
ol_capt_joe@piefed.ee 17 hours ago
Parking in the disabled spot with the toolbox in the bed and this wild message tell me there’s probably an impairment, but not a physical one.
Canonical_Warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 hours ago
You never know. My dad has been a life long handyman but he also has MS. His body still works pretty damn well considering his age but that’s only until he gets too warm and his legs suddenly stop responding. He can still do most of the things he used to do just only in short stints. However, prolonged physical exertion leaves him unable to walk.
There are a lot of handicapped people who will look perfectly fine to the average person but may have a limited ability to remain fully physically abled for more that short periods of time.
anon_8675309@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
Our education system folks.
jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 10 hours ago
Cancer Dog: Not even once.
Gladaed@feddit.org 1 day ago
Fun fact: there actually is a transmissible cancer in dogs. But it can only pass to dogs since it is dog cells.
stark@sopuli.xyz 14 hours ago
Also in Tasmanian devils.
ickplant@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
So you are saying I should not put dog cells inside of me. Got it.
PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
Actually I think they’re saying the opposite. Well not that you should, but rather that you can without fear of “dog cancer turd”.
raman_klogius@ani.social 22 hours ago
I got a bunch this is the cancer the guy’s talking about
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
okay let me get this straight. or gay. or whatever. dude got cancer from his dog sticking his dogs nose up his dogs butt and then his butt, and then he got cancer. i seen what they two do with their noise and tongue and butt together.
he got like 100 times more cance than me
aaaa@piefed.world 23 hours ago
Noise tongue and butt?
Interesting
db2@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
Cancer dog turd
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
I think that might be the dog’s full legal name
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
I wonder if this person eats eggs or drinks milk.
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
I hope they eat lettuce.
CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 10 hours ago
I eat lettuce… I get it at the grocery stores, and add it to my burgers, and sandwiches.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
no that makes the stink from the dog farts worse
Kolanaki@pawb.social 23 hours ago
They’re putting chemicals in the dog tutds that’s turnin’ the frickin’ gays into cancer!
ickplant@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
Someone should really post some beans about it.
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 16 hours ago
…There. Now everybody knows.
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 hours ago
Comforting to know they never, ever check their rear view mirror
fartographer@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
I really enjoy the upside down exclamation marks for i. ¡i
And that P turned R
snooggums@piefed.world 21 hours ago
WiHT NOiSE CANCE AN
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
Cancer is stored in the butt.
ickplant@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
Facts.
steveLeo@lemmy.zip 8 hours ago
Down, boy
seathru@quokk.au 22 hours ago
“NO DOGS IN HOUSE”
100% with you there buddy.
foodandart@lemmy.zip 18 hours ago
What the ever-loving fuck is this weirdness? LOL!
ArtVandelay@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
Mental illness on display
DannyMac@sh.itjust.works 11 hours ago
Sounds like an Early Cuyler rant 😆
tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 19 hours ago
My parents had sexy sex?! That’s disgusting.
JackTea@piefed.world 13 hours ago
You know what? I’m with this guy. Think of just the gnarliest hentai that is very specifically banned in China AND Japan. The kind of art that is Eldritch in it’s total, psychotic perversion. Imagine, if you can, a mind MORE evil than Epstein.
That is what I think of cancer. And I’m being kind.
nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
$250 maximum penalty, for that??
Jacob_Mandarin@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
Parking in the handicapped spot when not handicapped?
StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
Is a mental handicap not eligible in the US?
nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Well…
veni_vedi_veni@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
Surprised there’s no truck nutz