Based on the level of thought and effort that went into his messaging, I’d bet this guy got diagnosed with colon cancer and he’s correlating it with the time(s) he fucked his dog that also had colon cancer.
Pervert cancer
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crunchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Somewhat more charitably…
Causal misattribution.
They both got cancer because they both eat meat with too much of some kind of carcinogenic toxin in it, because they are both poor and live in a polluted area or at least area with poor food standards.
That also correlates with the ignorance, but still an attempt to craft an explanation: never had the chance to get well educated, else they’d know cancer is not … contagious, broadly transmissable.
Marketsnodsbury@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
else they’d know cancer is not … contagious, broadly transmissable.
I read an interesting [NYT article](https://www.nytimes.com/2026/07/22/science/contagious-cancer-catfish.html) the other day about the discovery of a high rate of skin cancer in catfish in a lake bordering Vermont and Quebec. By looking at the DNA of the catfish and of the tumors, scientists discovered that the DNA of the tumors didn’t resemble their host like you’d expect, but did resemble the tumors found on all the other fish. They realized they were looking at the first transmissible cancer found in fish. The article noted that contagious cancer has also been found in Tasmanian devils, clams and, yes… [dogs](https://www.science.org/doi/10.1126/science.1247167).
AscendantSquid@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
It’s not the point at all, but can dogs be poor? Like, their human can be poor, but does that then apply to the dog too? Applying a financial status to a dog feels weird, it’s not like it can open a bank account.
ickplant@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Poor dog.
apftwb@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
“Why yes, I eat only home smoked meats and feed the smoked meat scraps to my dog. Why do you ask?”
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 3 weeks ago
ickplant@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
You really can’t argue with science!
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
I was going to say ‘but you can argue with schizophrenia!’… and then I realized well that wouldn’t actually achieve anything now would it.
terranoid@lemmy.cafe 2 weeks ago
Isn’t the point of buddhism to escape reincarnation? By this logic we should be buying prostitutes as much as possible
tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 2 weeks ago
I think their goal is to attain it through nirvana, not obliteration.
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Polite Sex. Hugh Grant voice; “Oh, uh, yes, I, uh, I do appreciate how you, uh, apply lubricant on, uh, o-o-on the, uh, that device, uh, before you, uh, i-i-i-nsert it, uh, there”.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
oh years. please madam. i do declare. i am arriving, possibly in about five minutes. please plan accordingly.
NOPper@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Michael Jackson
MrKoyun@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I just read the top and the bottom of the image…
More sex -> More problem.
Solution: Become vegetarian.
Gladaed@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
Fun fact: there actually is a transmissible cancer in dogs. But it can only pass to dogs since it is dog cells.
ickplant@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
So you are saying I should not put dog cells inside of me. Got it.
PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Actually I think they’re saying the opposite. Well not that you should, but rather that you can without fear of “dog cancer turd”.
stark@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
Also in Tasmanian devils.
raman_klogius@ani.social 2 weeks ago
I got a bunch this is the cancer the guy’s talking about
anon_8675309@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Our education system folks.
saltesc@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
What’s the bet a certain someone in a certain white Chevy pickup had a dog die from cancer a while ago and they themselves recently had a battle with testicular cancer, and there’s things a doctor never wanted to hear or say as they tried to convince the certain someone in a certain white Chevy pickup that, “no, cancer cannot be transmitted from dogs to humans.”
mirshafie@europe.pub 2 weeks ago
“Dogs get cancer at 10x the rate of you and me, because dogs lick their balls and eat their turds. I did a decade of yoga to teach myself to lick my own balls, and then I got pervert butt cancer. NO DOG IN HOUSE!”
aaaa@piefed.world 3 weeks ago
Noise tongue and butt?
Interesting
db2@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Cancer dog turd
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I think that might be the dog’s full legal name
ol_capt_joe@piefed.ee 2 weeks ago
Parking in the disabled spot with the toolbox in the bed and this wild message tell me there’s probably an impairment, but not a physical one.
Canonical_Warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
You never know. My dad has been a life long handyman but he also has MS. His body still works pretty damn well considering his age but that’s only until he gets too warm and his legs suddenly stop responding. He can still do most of the things he used to do just only in short stints. However, prolonged physical exertion leaves him unable to walk.
There are a lot of handicapped people who will look perfectly fine to the average person but may have a limited ability to remain fully physically abled for more that short periods of time.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
They’re putting chemicals in the dog tutds that’s turnin’ the frickin’ gays into cancer!
ickplant@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Someone should really post some beans about it.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Cancer is stored in the butt.
ickplant@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Facts.
acchariya@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
You know when someone goes into home depot and buys a whole bunch of letters like this, the cashier should really just take a minute to check with the customer like are you using these to write some crazy ass message on your white van? Immediate intervention.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
“How many E’s do I need for FREE CANDY?”
TwodogsFighting@lemdro.id 2 weeks ago
They should be getting paid intervention money then.
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I wonder if this person eats eggs or drinks milk.
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I hope they eat lettuce.
CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
I eat lettuce… I get it at the grocery stores, and add it to my burgers, and sandwiches.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
no that makes the stink from the dog farts worse
snooggums@piefed.world 2 weeks ago
WiHT NOiSE CANCE AN
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
PERVERT NO CANCER
DOGS IN HOUSE.
qarbone@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Why would “NO” join the opposite side?
The two readings I see are:
PERVERT NO DOGS CANCER IN HOUSE
and
PERVERT CANCER NO DOGS IN HOUSE
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Spoiler alert, it’s all batshit crazy.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
okay let me get this straight. or gay. or whatever. dude got cancer from his dog sticking his dogs nose up his dogs butt and then his butt, and then he got cancer. i seen what they two do with their noise and tongue and butt together.
he got like 100 times more cance than me
seathru@quokk.au 2 weeks ago
“NO DOGS IN HOUSE”
100% with you there buddy.
FahrenheitGhost@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Bet I can guess what political party they are affiliated with.
Limonene@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Libertarian. Definitely.
Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Is this clown allowed to own guns?
ickplant@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
There’s probably 4 in the truck.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Gotta put down ol Yeller. Plus those puppies that won’t stop barking.
Servomoore@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Surprise: Not a gunowner. But only because they learned guns and bullets have components that contain carcinogens.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Encouraged!
jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Cancer Dog: Not even once.
ddplf@szmer.info 2 weeks ago
CANCER DOG GET 10X MORE CANCE THAN SILVERADO!!!
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
…There. Now everybody knows.
fartographer@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I really enjoy the upside down exclamation marks for i. ¡i
And that P turned R
foodandart@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
What the ever-loving fuck is this weirdness? LOL!
ArtVandelay@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Mental illness on display
tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 2 weeks ago
My parents had sexy sex?! That’s disgusting.
HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
DannyMac@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Sounds like an Early Cuyler rant 😆
veni_vedi_veni@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Surprised there’s no truck nutz
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Comforting to know they never, ever check their rear view mirror
JackTea@piefed.world 2 weeks ago
You know what? I’m with this guy. Think of just the gnarliest hentai that is very specifically banned in China AND Japan. The kind of art that is Eldritch in it’s total, psychotic perversion. Imagine, if you can, a mind MORE evil than Epstein.
That is what I think of cancer. And I’m being kind.
steveLeo@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Down, boy
BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
The driver of this vehicle pours out his whole pocket of pennies on the table at Dennie’s, licks them one at a time and turns them face up.
ickplant@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Is that not how everyone pays for their Grand Slam?
BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Fair point, my mistake. 🤣
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
at least on this coast
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Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
You’ve all handled my ass pennies!
modus@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Butt Sharpies are the new ass pennies.
snoons@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Blessed be thy cashless transaction; though, perchance to pray for a commune.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I’d like to speak incoherently