AscendantSquid

@AscendantSquid@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Before people say "you can drown in an inch of water!" yeah, if you're unconscious, but this story's really pushing believability lol⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Your posts make more people question your mom

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pervert cancer⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s not the point at all, but can dogs be poor? Like, their human can be poor, but does that then apply to the dog too? Applying a financial status to a dog feels weird, it’s not like it can open a bank account.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Me_irl⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I realize by your last sentence, you mean 'Imagine if Cyberpunk or No mans sky were left unpatched after release.", but it could also read as “Imagine if Cyberpunk or No mans sky weren’t released incomplete.”, which is way better I think. Just don’t release games that aren’t finished.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I knew this new move by the US was familiar⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You slit dog’s throats???

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Urine Luck⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought you meant

  1000068471

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Probably accurate⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Pretty sure that’s what Madison Cawthorn’s saying

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨my own personal Chatgpt⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Is it alright for this video to be shared??

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lemme live⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Your balls are falling out.

  My balls are falling in.

  We are not the same.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ngl it gets you pretty buzzed⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve had deep fried kool-aid at the state fair before, so I bet this is pretty friable

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Homocycle and Heterocycle⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  What about a unicycle??

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Real Dream Team⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You know who else has fully erect stances?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨the 'wow you're really annoyingly explaining simple items with complex words cause you're a nerd' starter kit⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I read it as removing graphite stains from skin; still weird, but I guess you could try it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm working up the strength to go outside today, I hope you are too!⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Not me, I was alienated by Joe

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A PSA with spooky season rapidly approaching⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Huh. When I check mine, it’s usually the other way around.