Lemme live

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• ummthatguy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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  • PattyMcB@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Analyst-Therapists of the world unite!

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Sun’s out, uh… balls out?

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  • PattyMcB@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Why the question mark?

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    • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I couldn’t find a testicle-related rhyme for “sun” and just gave up 😭.

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  • SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Sun’s out? Ball out!

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• Nomecks@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert that night I strolled on into Uncle Limpy’s Hump Palace lookin’ for love. It had been a while. In fact, three hundred and sixty-five had come and went since that midnight run haulin’ hog to Shakey Town on I-10. I had picked up this hitchhiker that was sweatin’ gallons through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops. Well, that night I lost myself To ruby red lips, milky white skin and baby blue eyes. Name was Russell.

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  • garbagehead@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Best thing I’ve read all week.

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    • kalpol@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Then you’re in for…maybe not a treat…but something when you listen to the song

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• just2look@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Shorts should be short. It is right there in the name!

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• manuremy@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Anything to get back the social distancing.

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• vrek@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Better then me, I tried wearing daisy dukes and kept getting laughed at and called an idiot and a moron… For anyone else who runs into this situation, they are supposed to go on your legs

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    nah it’s gotta be one on each arm to help swim, right

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    • vrek@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Oh… I mean I was at the mall and not the beach so maybe it wasn’t how I was wearing them but where…

      More research is required.

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  so like. that’s a memory i didn’t need back. when i ran cross country, there was a pervert who would bike by during practice. he would wear daisy duke cutoffs. and his balls would be hanging out most of the time. we were children. and the coaches (adults) watched every day and did jack shit about it. so that’s a fuuuuun memory to remember.

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• blarghly@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  People have said that “Queer” is a nebulous term that can’t be defined, but to this day I haven’t met a queer person who doesnt wear cutoff jeans without shaving their legs, so that’s the definition I’m sticking to

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  • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I have, but they were a motly mix of lesbians and bi men. Also trans people of all varieties. And now that I’m thinking about it, probably some gay men too.

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  • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    have you met queer women?

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    • Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      The statement made could apply to any human.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    blarghly. dude. i thought we knew each other better than that. i only shave my legs when i have to put lotion on them, because three inches of hair absorbs and wastes a lot of lotion.

    i also don’t have cutoffs because i don’t like wearing shorts, but that’s a whole different story.

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• AscendantSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Your balls are falling out.

  My balls are falling in.

  We are not the same.

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• Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Bumblebee Tuna!

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• 4am@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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• Archangel1313@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Haters gonna hate.

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