Sun’s out, uh… balls out?
Lemme live
Submitted 1 month ago by Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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sundray@lemmus.org 1 month ago
PattyMcB@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Why the question mark?
sundray@lemmus.org 1 month ago
I couldn’t find a testicle-related rhyme for “sun” and just gave up 😭.
SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Sun’s out? Ball out!
Nomecks@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert that night I strolled on into Uncle Limpy’s Hump Palace lookin’ for love. It had been a while. In fact, three hundred and sixty-five had come and went since that midnight run haulin’ hog to Shakey Town on I-10. I had picked up this hitchhiker that was sweatin’ gallons through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops. Well, that night I lost myself To ruby red lips, milky white skin and baby blue eyes. Name was Russell.
garbagehead@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Best thing I’ve read all week.
kalpol@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Then you’re in for…maybe not a treat…but something when you listen to the song
just2look@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Shorts should be short. It is right there in the name!
vrek@programming.dev 1 month ago
Better then me, I tried wearing daisy dukes and kept getting laughed at and called an idiot and a moron… For anyone else who runs into this situation, they are supposed to go on your legs
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 month ago
nah it’s gotta be one on each arm to help swim, right
vrek@programming.dev 1 month ago
Oh… I mean I was at the mall and not the beach so maybe it wasn’t how I was wearing them but where…
More research is required.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 month ago
so like. that’s a memory i didn’t need back. when i ran cross country, there was a pervert who would bike by during practice. he would wear daisy duke cutoffs. and his balls would be hanging out most of the time. we were children. and the coaches (adults) watched every day and did jack shit about it. so that’s a fuuuuun memory to remember.
blarghly@lemmy.world 1 month ago
People have said that “Queer” is a nebulous term that can’t be defined, but to this day I haven’t met a queer person who doesnt wear cutoff jeans without shaving their legs, so that’s the definition I’m sticking to
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 1 month ago
have you met queer women?
Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The statement made could apply to any human.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I have, but they were a motly mix of lesbians and bi men. Also trans people of all varieties. And now that I’m thinking about it, probably some gay men too.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 month ago
blarghly. dude. i thought we knew each other better than that. i only shave my legs when i have to put lotion on them, because three inches of hair absorbs and wastes a lot of lotion.
i also don’t have cutoffs because i don’t like wearing shorts, but that’s a whole different story.
manuremy@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Anything to get back the social distancing.
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Bumblebee Tuna!
AscendantSquid@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Your balls are falling out.
My balls are falling in.
We are not the same.
4am@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Haters gonna hate.
vepr_jako_pepr@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
Gay people called, theyre here to give you your anxiety back ( maybe do something about the balls)
ummthatguy@lemmy.world 1 month ago
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PattyMcB@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Analyst-Therapists of the world unite!