Can’t fuck their cousins and now they can’t fuck their elevators, bama in absolute shambles
Warning for students
Submitted 4 hours ago by JimHollow@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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g0d0fm15ch13f@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
expatriado@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
cousins still allowed, hence the other sign with “go ahead and fuck your cousin, cameras are watching”
mundane@piefed.world 1 hour ago
I like that they use the gender neutral “genitalia” like there is a chance that it’s not a penis they been causing problems.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 15 minutes ago
GonzoAtBarstow@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
That’s not very handicapped accessible then.
I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Quick, follow this up with the totally legit sign in the bathrooms telling students not to jack off in the showers because it causes plumbing problems.
sundray@lemmus.org 2 hours ago
Alabama sperm is built different.
NathanRanch@lemmy.zip 2 hours ago
Manufacturing secrets are kept in families
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 3 hours ago
Let’s be honest, the issue isn’t genitalia in general, it’s SPECIFIC genitalia. They aren’t worried about women pressing the buttons with their genitalia. If they were, they could be charging to use that elevator.
sundray@lemmus.org 2 hours ago
Okay, but I absolutely have pushed elevator buttons with my ass before.
AscendantSquid@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Idk about you but I’m not tryna get slimed while I’m going down to pick up my doordash order
RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 3 hours ago
I absolutely am.
rslogix89@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
“What floor do you want?” *unzips
sundray@lemmus.org 2 hours ago
Sees sign
“Well, I guess I shouldn’t…”
“Cameras are watching”
“Okay, I’m getting mixed messages here.”