Sees sign
“Well, I guess I shouldn’t…”
“Cameras are watching”
“Okay, I’m getting mixed messages here.”
Warning for students
Submitted 2 weeks ago by JimHollow@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Comments
sundray@lemmus.org 2 weeks ago
Quexotic@infosec.pub 2 weeks ago
I thought buttons, generally speaking, were bereft of gender.
TIL
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Can’t you see?
They’re all nipples.
This elevatorn is illegal to use.
mundane@piefed.world 2 weeks ago
I like that they use the gender neutral “genitalia” like there is a chance that it’s not a penis they been causing problems.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I’ve met the sort of people who’d try with a vulva. But they probably wouldn’t be the first to do this
GonzoAtBarstow@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
That’s not very handicapped accessible then.
I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Quick, follow this up with the totally legit sign in the bathrooms telling students not to jack off in the showers because it causes plumbing problems.
sundray@lemmus.org 2 weeks ago
Alabama sperm is built different.
NathanRanch@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Manufacturing secrets are kept in families
SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
In the bible belt, it might be a felony to wash all those potential Gunn Juniors and Keighleighlynnes down the drain.
tnarg42@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
There was this girl back in college who wore really tight jeans. Every day. VERY tight, very revealing. Her name was Jen. She was known as Ms. Nitalia.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Let’s be honest, the issue isn’t genitalia in general, it’s SPECIFIC genitalia. They aren’t worried about women pressing the buttons with their genitalia. If they were, they could be charging to use that elevator.
AscendantSquid@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Idk about you but I’m not tryna get slimed while I’m going down to pick up my doordash order
RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 2 weeks ago
I absolutely am.
sundray@lemmus.org 2 weeks ago
Okay, but I absolutely have pushed elevator buttons with my ass before.
jobbies@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Thats discriminatory against paraplegics who use their junk to push buttons.
aldhissla@piefed.world 2 weeks ago
Roll tide!
skribe@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
It doesn’t say anything about pressing, rubbing, slapping, or whipping.
KeithD@lemmy.nz 2 weeks ago
Students? ITYM staff.
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Just put a different little tiny drop of sti on each one.
Alabama Roulette.
anon_8675309@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
How would she even…?
rslogix89@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
“What floor do you want?” *unzips
Quexotic@infosec.pub 2 weeks ago
I wonder if it counts if it’s 3D printed? www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePHsvZc45go
Polisheocket@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Kids are dumb
myyass@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Nothing a little bit of tape can’t fix, hey look there’s some already there.
Danarchy@lemmy.nz 2 weeks ago
$20, same as in town
g0d0fm15ch13f@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Can’t fuck their cousins and now they can’t fuck their elevators, bama in absolute shambles
expatriado@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
cousins still allowed, hence the other sign with “go ahead and fuck your cousin, cameras are watching”
socsa@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
Source?
Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
To be fair, the ‘ol Crimson Tide does have some pretty good departments and programs. Tuscaloosa and Birmingham are pretty good cities with a lot of bright and progressive people. But once you get a few miles outside of the major metro areas and their suburbs, that’s when shit changes.