rslogix89
@rslogix89@lemmy.world
- Comment on Warning for students 6 days ago:
“What floor do you want?” *unzips
- Comment on Bleep bloop 3 weeks ago:
“Help is on the way…”
- Comment on tough choice. toaster strudel or Twinkie 3 weeks ago:
What about a twinkle strudel?
- Comment on I can't help myself, they're eggcellent. 1 month ago:
Pure poetry.
- Comment on Roll Tide 1 month ago:
Jokes on them, having someone watching is my kink…
- Comment on Well darn. 1 month ago:
Kindof reminds me of an old joke…
A family walks into a hotel. The father walks up to the front desk and says, “I hope the porn is disabled.” The desk clerk says, “It’s just regular porn, you sick fuck.”
- Comment on Had it coming 1 month ago:
Weapons of Ass Destruction
- Comment on tacocat 2 months ago:
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- Comment on Tim had it coming 5 months ago:
- Comment on Durian supremacy 5 months ago:
Jet fuel can’t melt Durian fruit.
- Comment on Decided to use the wasted space on stairway landing 5 months ago:
Knowing my luck, I’d trip on the stairs and shit myself before my ass cheeks reach the seat.
- Comment on chad 5 months ago:
- Comment on I got high and sat in this bus stop for 2 hours waiting for my stop 5 months ago:
“I was gonna ride the bus, but then I got high… the wheels on the bus were gonna go round and round, but then I got high…”
- Comment on Stunning and modern sectional couch 5 months ago:
Someone get JD Vance some Gatorade.
- Comment on Dyson deez nutz 5 months ago:
- Comment on hmm 5 months ago:
- Comment on 877-CASH-NOW 5 months ago:
“800-588-2300 Empire Today.”
- Comment on CONSTANTLY being one upped by Uncle Ronnie 6 months ago:
- Comment on CONSTANTLY being one upped by Uncle Ronnie 6 months ago:
I mean, how did you think the Horsey Sauce was made?
- Comment on You have all been outstanding shitposters this weekend and you deserve a treat. Have a Beankie. 6 months ago:
Who hurt you?
- Comment on 🎵 Put it in, put it in, put it...iiiiiinnn!! 🤤 6 months ago:
Instructions unclear, I’m in the ER having to explain why I fell on it with a raging boner to the doctor.
- Comment on Utroba Cave in Bulgaria 6 months ago:
- Comment on The other spectrum 6 months ago:
I snort cocaine off my closest books on 80 park benches… now what?
- Comment on JD Vance's Naughty Thots 6 months ago:
Bet Vance doesn’t say thank you to the couch after he’s done.
- Comment on Normal 6 months ago:
- Comment on It's good to see that Kanye had bounced back and is starting a new business. I wish him well. 8 months ago:
- Comment on To join Facebook these days, one must record a video selfie 1 year ago:
Fuck that shit.
- Comment on At last we know all his answers 1 year ago:
Thank you for this!
- Comment on Wonder what it tastes like 1 year ago:
Everything reminds me of her.
