CONSTANTLY being one upped by Uncle Ronnie

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• m0darn@lemmy.ca ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Uncles aren’t in your blood line, but maybe he knows something about your Grandpa

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  • snooggums@piefed.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Uncles aren’t in your blood line…

    He might be dropping two new pieces of information.

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    • danc4498@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      His uncle jacked off in an Arby’s, and his mom scraped it up off the ground.

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  • Saapas@piefed.zip ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Uncle had a goonsesh in Arby’s with OOP’s dad

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  • Stiggyman@ani.social ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Are they not??! In my country an uncle or aunt is your parents brothers or sisters

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    • thenextguy@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Your bloodline is your ancestors and descendants. Aunts and Uncles are blood relatives, but not on your bloodline.

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  • tyler@programming.dev ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Huh? In what way aren’t they part of your bloodline? Unless you’re talking about uncles that are married into the family, but otherwise they’re literally blood relatives.

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    • Psionicsickness@reddthat.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Bloodline is the blood in you, mother and father, and their mothers and fathers, all the way back. Unc ain’t in your blood.

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• kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  You’re not the first, and you we’re the last.

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  • FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Only because im the end of my bloodline

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• rslogix89@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I mean, how did you think the Horsey Sauce was made?

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  • snooggums@piefed.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Jacking off horses?

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    • rslogix89@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Image

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• ClownStatue@piefed.social ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Sounds like your uncle has a secret about your parents!

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• funkajunk@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Dining room or back of house?

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  • MTZ@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Directly onto the chicken patties.

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    • funkajunk@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      🤘🏻

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  • OwOarchist@pawb.social ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Probably some lame technicality like doing it in the bathroom.

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