At last we know all his answers

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• Corigan@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  This is fucking genius.

  Love it

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  • Zachariah@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    So is that “fuck” or “marry” for this one? Unless you mean “love to death,” in which case is this a “kill” for you?

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  • KurtVonnegut@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I feel I’m missing something then. Anyone care to explain? (I know about the couch thing, that its his wife in the middle, and that the pope died after he visited him).

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    • atomicorange@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      There is a game called “fuck, marry, kill” where you’re given a list of three people and you have to choose to fuck one, marry another, and kill the third. For example: Trump, Vance, and Putin… which would you choose to fuck, marry, or kill?

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    • FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      This joke is in the context of the game fuck marry kill (I’ve also heard it as kiss kill marry)

      Basically it’s a fun social game (highly dependent on your group) of who’d you have a one stand with, who’d be your better half, and who’d you’d erase from existence

      TLDR, it’s from a social game

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    • musubibreakfast@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      You’re my favorite writer. Happy to see you’re still alive!

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• hOrni@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I would nominate this for this year’s meme awards.

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  • TachyonTele@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    That would be a fun thing to have. Monthly or whatever meme awards

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    • hOrni@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Nobody thought about that earlier? We should do an instance about it or something. I’d do it, but after 2 years I still don’t know how the fediverse works.

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• can@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I’m surprised I don’t hear more about his wife.

  Why don’t we piss off his base more by mentioning his brown wife?

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  • hOrni@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Because his true love is the couch.

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    • Ledericas@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      vance was granted a one-time touch of death by thiel to use on the pope.

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  • belastend@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    DEI wife.

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  • TheBat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Usha Vance to Kamala Harris: “See this babe, you can’t get into the White House on your own. You gotta ride some hillbilly dick for that.”

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    • Ledericas@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      a hillbilly who has better makeup.

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  • barneypiccolo@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    She’s a beard. He’s really Peter Theil’s fuckboy, and everybody knows it, but they pretend they don’t, so nobody wants to ask too many questions.

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  • Karl@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    His wife ? I thought priests are supposed to be unmarried ? I googled and couldn’t find any mention of his wife.

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    • can@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Vance’s

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• peoplebeproblems@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Image

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  • MeThisGuy@feddit.nl ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    noice

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• Kurious84@eviltoast.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  He’s a homosectional

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• Feelfold@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  If the couch was brown the answers would be way different.

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• ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  As if you guys would have made different choices

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  • ouRKaoS@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I’d marry the Pope, because the Pope mayying a guy would have hilarious fallout, kill the couch because recliners are superior, and… ahh, damn… guess I gotta take one for the team…

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    • MeThisGuy@feddit.nl ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      the Pope marrying a guy would have hilarious fallout

      just wait… he’s gonna come back any day now, as a wooman

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    • AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I respect these choices. Peak chaos shitposting energy

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• lilsolar@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  What’s the couch story?

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  • samus12345@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Just a joke because it’s fun to call him a couch fucker. He never fucked any couches as far as we know.

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    • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      …as far as we know.

      He hasn’t provided any evidence to the contrary, so technically he still fucks couches.

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• barnaclebutt@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  What a pretty beard in the middle!

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• rslogix89@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Thank you for this!

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• brown_guy@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  What’s up with the white sofa?

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  • 3aqn5k6ryk@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    He fucks a couch.

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    • sommerset@thelemmy.club ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      There are like so many real issues to raise outside of stupid sofa meme.

      Raise real demands - uhc,
      mandatory vacations,
      improving social security,
      taxing corporations,
      Nationalizing Ocean shores, Nationalizing oil production,
      Building nuclear power plants,

      I don’t care about the couch

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