🎵 Put it in, put it in, put it...iiiiiinnn!! 🤤

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• trigg@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  As opposed to any other 2026?

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  • Battle_Masker@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    December 31, 11:59 PM, everyone watches the 2nd health bar appear

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    • zikzak025@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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  • KoboldCoterie@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    They didn’t want you to be confused if you’re reading this article in the year 12026.

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    • CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      That is this year, with this calendar.

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    • WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Most people won’t be able to read by 2030. Good thing we have all this amazing AI to do all of our thinking for us!

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  • Twig@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    2026 BCE was a helluva year

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  • restingOface@quokk.au ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Next 2026 is supposedly going to be a banger

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• W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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• gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  PS: CONSUME

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  • W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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  • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    cornsume

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• DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Please don’t buy crap like this, especially not as a gift.

  No one needs a corncob dildo handle. They work just fine without one.

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• SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Mohels love it.

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  • thesohoriots@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Aw shucks

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• balderdash9@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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• Veedem@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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• TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Is that an auto masturbator for corn cobs?

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  • Master@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    No, the corn is for reference only. This is a dick flayer.

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    • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      octopus hot dog

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• dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  On the bad site there was a whole dontputyourdickinthat community.

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• rslogix89@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Instructions unclear, I’m in the ER having to explain why I fell on it with a raging boner to the doctor.

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  • balderdash9@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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  • WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Just tell them you were really corny

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    • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      … as Kansas in August.

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• hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Consume

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