Dyson deez nutz

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• rslogix89@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Whitest Kids U’ Know: Rip Your Dick Off

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• Phoenix3875@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  No, that’s for cleaning the Dyson sphere.

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• ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  FYI: “Ball” refers to the spherical, 2-axis articulated part of the hose (not seen in the pic). It’s not for cleaning ball pits or after formal parties.

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• cows_are_underrated@feddit.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  In germany we also got an official name for this: Morbus Kobold

  The background behind this is a dissertation from the 1970s, where someone investigated injuries caused by masturbating with vacuum cleaners. A lot of the injuries were kaused by the Brand “Kobold” (or goblin in English), which shaped the term “Morbus Kobold”.

  Sadly I could not find any English resources about this and the wikipedia article is only available in German.

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  • Pat_Riot@lemmy.today ⁨30⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Vivaldi translates quite well, though I kinda regret allowing it to this time. It was too early to add this to the things I know now.

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• BC_viper@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Suck it up.

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• UnGlasierteGurke@feddit.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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• newton@feddit.online ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  You bought the wrong device, it’s the dyson ball dryer THAT you need

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