A masturbator

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• SailorFuzz@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  New soyjack just dropped

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  • wador@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    As an annoying colleague I send the original picture to my colleague at least once a week. Can I use your picture? He would be thrilled.

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    • SailorFuzz@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      go for it. I just cropped ran your picture through a stencil filter and did some minor cleaning. It’s hardly an original work of art.

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  • wador@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    AI slop…py seconds

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• AliOski@feddit.nl ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  professional gooner

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• valar@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  He looks happy

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• Marthirial@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  “Keep edging until I finish the drawing, please”

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• QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  imagine being forever known in history as the gooner guy

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  • ignotum@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Life goals

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• ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Dude can’t even suck his own dick in piece without old timey medics calling him out

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• Pissmidget@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Looks remarkably Swedish. 10/10.

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  • sidebro@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Your comment smell of dane

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    • Pissmidget@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Hah, I’m no flatlander!

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• lime@feddit.nu ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  ☑️ i’m in this picture and i don’t like it

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• Apytele@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  What annoys me about that name is that Onans sin wasn’t not reproducing (in and of itself) it was that he was rules-lawyering his way out of having to hand his brother’s property to his widow. The law of the time was that if a dude died and left a widow without an heir the brother would provide an heir that would legally count as his dead brother’s heir to take over the property and care for his mother as she aged. Onan figures he’s gonna pull an oopsie and if she “accidentally” doesn’t get pregnant he gets to just screw her out of the property. Honestly of all the weird shit in that book “don’t use the letter of the law to screw over vulnerable people” is a one of the moist poignant and meaningful lessons and I hate seeing it boiled down to “nonreproductive sex = bad.”

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• SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Ah puritans. Don’t ever change.

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• unknownuserunknownlocation@kbin.earth ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  🎶Bite my lip and close my eyes
  Take me away to paradise🎶

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• frog@feddit.uk ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Ahegao face. Lol

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• bl4ckp1xx13@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  the first gooner

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• smaximov@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I don’t remember giving you permission to post this picture of me! Not cool!

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• gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Guys! I’m in a book!!! Seriously look here! aggressively pokes page I’m in a book!!!

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• No_Money_Just_Change@feddit.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Would

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• SirSamuel@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  A Habsburg?

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• Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  MOAR!

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• No_Money_Just_Change@feddit.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Like looking in a mirror

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