vaionko
@vaionko@sopuli.xyz
- Comment on Zero Chull 2 days ago:
I want a wall of phones that I can control from a laptop. No idea what I would do with it, but I want it.
- Comment on IT'S TIME! 4 days ago:
I worked at a broiler farm one summer. 35 days is the time from when they arrive to when they leave to get slaughtered.
- Comment on Had to look this up 1 week ago:
Broken clock is broken, yes
- Comment on Total scam 2 weeks ago:
I don’t recall my parents ever being angry at me. Everything was done in a civil manner. I can’t asses my own derangement, but if getting to a pretty good university and getting good grades there means anything, there’s that.
I also visit my parents regularly, which is not something everyone wants to do.
- Comment on so romantic 2 weeks ago:
Babe, let’s hold hands while I shove my enormous foot in your crotch
- Comment on Interesting observation 3 weeks ago:
I want to see a gay dude come into this situation and say to the creepy guy “You’re not straight, you just never had a dick like mine before.”
- Comment on Can't afford expensive car repairs? Here's an easy guide on how to handle most auto issues yourself. 3 weeks ago:
Also other noises. Ignored a noisy belt tensioner, tensioner turned into tensioner, idler and belt. And I had to drive 100km with no power steering or alternator. Luckily the water pump is on the cam belt
- Comment on Velma can't math. 4 weeks ago:
So they had to use something “fancier” line TeX so they must’ve known about suoerscriots and the like
- Comment on Velma can't math. 4 weeks ago:
Can you even do that “proper” square root with unicode? Or is it always just that single character?
- Comment on Learn this one weird trick! 1 month ago:
12mm and 14mm sound right for the size of the bolt itself, the bolt head is gonna be larger. I know my car uses 14mm bolts with a 17mm head
- Comment on Is anyone NOT steaming their Music? 1 month ago:
I “acquire” my music as flac files, and usually listen to them on my iPod.
- Comment on I Turned This Broken Phone Into A Home Server 2 months ago:
I did something similar about a year ago, phone is still running Home Assistant and Klipper just fine
- Comment on Kiki a bouba 3 months ago:
manul
- Comment on Posting in honor of my nieces back to school week 😆 3 months ago:
In Finland most schools started last week
- Comment on I hope you like TICKS 3 months ago:
As someone who worked this whole summer at a farm, make that three
- Comment on MD = oMega Dumbass 3 months ago:
I’m not sure if that’s gaseous matter or gasoline, but I imagine both are true
- Comment on Anon goes on a diet 3 months ago:
The literal solution to every addiction is stop it, cold turkey.
Except alcohol, stopping cold turkey after prolonged heavy drinking can kill you
- Comment on How abnormal is it for a mother to be her son a fleshlight for his 18th birthday? 3 months ago:
This is the internet!
- Comment on Bird 3 months ago:
When ducks eat bread, it tastes good and it also encourages them to fill up on it, which can lead to protein deficiency
Looks like I’m a duck
- Comment on And nothing of value was lost 3 months ago:
You can get amazing amounts of alcohol in your blood and still function, you just gotta do it slowly.
- Comment on Dirty slut for water 3 months ago:
But nobody is gay for Hans Moleman :(
- Comment on I swear officer, I ain’t had nothing! 3 months ago:
Or loaded a wrong roll (or whatever) of labels
- Comment on Anyone have one of these? 4 months ago:
4G capable “landline” phones have been a thing for ages and I see them every once in a while. No touch screen, just buttons like a traditional one
- Comment on Do you still remember? 4 months ago:
2011-ish Mazda 3
- Comment on How much spacing while stopped at a red light? 4 months ago:
I once ran a red light with my moped, made if steel, because the light never turned green
- Comment on The Symbol Of Love 4 months ago:
At least here in Finland, 3G was recently shut down but 2G is still alive, too much pre-4G legacy equipment still in wide use.
- Comment on Listen here, Little Dicky 4 months ago:
Except you can kinda treat it as a fraction when dealing with differential equations
- Comment on If you have used this you are immune to all disease. 5 months ago:
Who believes thar?
- Comment on Amazing. 5 months ago:
As someone guilty od doing unholy fuckery from time to time, I often look at my own work like that
- Comment on minor tomfoolery 🛻💨🎶 5 months ago:
It’s bitch. In case that gets censored for you too, it’s witch with a b.