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Citrus fresh smell

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Submitted ⁨⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨cannedtuna@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Zier@fedia.io ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    What does work, is when you mix orange juice and vodka, drink all afternoon and the "grimy" spots will magically disappear.

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    • qwertyasdf@feddit.uk ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      If you don’t mix the vodka and drink, the whole afternoon will magically disappear

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      • Zier@fedia.io ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        But the orange juice has Vitamin C and prevents scurvy.

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    • zikzak025@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Instructions unclear, how does one drink an afternoon?

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      • Zier@fedia.io ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        You start at Noon, mix a large iced pitcher of orange juice & vodka, start a movie and finish 3 pitchers before 5pm, afternoon gone, possibly the evening as well.
        You're welcome!

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      • dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Same way you saddle a fart.

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    • darkdemize@sh.itjust.works ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Yeah, but they come back in the morning so you have to repeat the process again.

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      • Zier@fedia.io ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        "Cleaning" is a never ending process. We just have to live with it.

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    • affenlehrer@feddit.org ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Same with mixing it with drain cleaner.

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  • vaionko@sopuli.xyz ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Like dipping your socks in river water, it’s easy and free!

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  • MakingWork@lemmy.ca ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Citrus peel can be used as a goo gone replacement.

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  • PlaidBaron@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Gemini be like…

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  • foodandart@lemmy.zip ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Damn! I was hoping it could… I loves that fresh citrus smell!

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    • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      The adhesive loosener used to remove sticky bandages is orange oil from orange peel, so you could try rubbing with the outside of the orange. Either way the inside would still be edible if you eat it right away.

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  • eightys3v3n@lemmy.ca ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You know, if you put in one paragraph of the positive results before the “it doesn’t work” sentence I would probably read the first sentence and ignore the rest.

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    • luthis@lemmy.nz ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Do you know about the benefits of using old motor oil to fertilize your lawn?

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  • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Well, at least orange juice isn’t expensive.

    Oh.

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