Anon accepts a prestigious job

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• Apytele@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Data entry was actually one of the best jobs they gave my intellectually disabled sister at goodwill. She graded donated books and punched their ISBNs into an online database for resale. They have some pretty awful disability employment practices in regards to pay but she was living with us anyway and it was the main thing she looked forward to during the week. Then she’d spend the money on going to the movies with a care aide on Friday. If she’d actually had to support herself on the money it would’ve been a mess but in her case it was more just something stimulating to keep her out of trouble. Then she started yelling racial slurs at everybody and got fired and was stuck home with nothing better to do than beat the shit out of the rest of us so all good things come to an end I guess.

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  • underscores@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    that took a dark turn, she beats your family ?

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    • SatyrSack@quokk.au ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It’s a dirty job, but someone’s got to do it.

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    • Apytele@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      not anymore

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• Mac@mander.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Hey there,
  I was going to reflexively make that Harry Potter joke about the guy that dies buy decided to take this opportunity to say FUCK JK ROWLING, may her cunt be dry and itchy and her toenails grow into her skin.

  Have a nice day

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  • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨53⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Data entry is exactly as cool as the data you enter

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• FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I don’t know where to to find data entry jobs though, I couldn’t find then in 2022, 2023, and now LLMs seem to be doing them all.

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  • echodot@feddit.uk ⁨26⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    I used to be a security guard, which is similar levels of undemanding. You try watching a bunch of black ad white cameras all night, you get to the point where you go, oh look, a moth in genuine excitement.

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  • groet@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    did data entry for 2 months during a break from uni. It fried my brain. I was bored to shit and came home with a headache each day. I was so glad when I was done digitising all documents and was allowed to do some light programming instead.

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    • FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world ⁨43⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      I reckon I’d be fine with it. I’m built different when it comes to boredom and repetitive tasks. I’ve just remembered I actually volunteered to do data entry for a historical records website, recently, but haven’t gotten around to on boarding because I have other commitments.

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  • Dave@lemmy.nz ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I dunno, data entry isn’t mentally demanding in the same way as some jobs, but that doesn’t mean it isn’t demanding. You’re expected to enter at or above a particular speed, and it can be boring which is a different kind of mentality demanding.

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  They’d have to hire 1000 moneys instead of just 1 human to get anything good.

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  • vaionko@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times

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  • felixwhynot@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    To be fair I hear some monkeys will work for literal peanuts

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  • colderr@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Hire moneys, to make the moneys

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    • TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Takes hire to makes hire

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• Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  You do realize monkeys would be qualified to be rocket scientists as long as they could do math right?

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  • TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I feel like the people who are down voting this are missing the fact that its litterally the monkeys (apes but w.e) who can do math who are rocket scientists. were the monekys.

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    • rtxn@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      We are the pig, professor. We are all the pig.

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    • qaz@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Humans are apes not monkeys

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  • NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I mean no, first they'd need to learn a century's worth of rocket science and centuries' worth of prerequisites.

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    • idiomaddict@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Also, even if you’re verifiably a super genius, I think you’d probably get fired for throwing your own shit, biting people, and stealing stuff eventually.

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    • applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      depends which part of rocketry theyre doing. no one can do everything. someone does combustion stuff, someone does fluid valves, someone does pumps, someone does turbines, someone does tanks, someone does harnessing, someone does electronics, someone does software, someone does aerodynamics, someone does structural analysis, someone does gnc, someone does gases, someone does sensors, someone does payloads, someone does testing, etc. no one has to learn all the math so its not like its really the most complex thing ever, just a delicate dance of cooperation. but yeah monkeys couldnt do it cause they cant talk, even if they understood the math somehow.

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