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- Comment on Over the past week I have spent considerable time contemplating this 1 day ago:
What brand, model, and how old?
- Comment on Any help , bros ? 2 days ago:
Have you tried paying for it?
- Comment on Is my laundry machine broken? 4 days ago:
- Touch the window in the hatch during the first half of the cycle; is it warm?
- Measure the power consumption.
- Comment on Debt bound 1 week ago:
Better than finding aliens! 👾👽
- Comment on Fr*nce 1 week ago:
Trump has declared it’s not called rape anymore, it’s called America.
- Comment on 2 weeks ago:
Hide and seek, and Peek a Boo!
- Comment on Delightful 2 weeks ago:
Pretty predictable, except the one i felt in my shorts a couple of weeks ago.
- Comment on Nothing to be embarrassed about. It's just a natural thing. It even happens to ghosts 2 weeks ago:
Booobies!
- Comment on Is gud 3 weeks ago:
Spending the night on the porcelain throne with terrible stomach pain, ejecting horrifying fluids.
- Comment on Is gud 3 weeks ago:
No regrets? Unless you find the jar at the back of the fridge and it was opened six months ago.
- Comment on Why yes, I do communicate via esoteric languages incomprehensible to the average person, why do you ask? 4 weeks ago:
You spin me right round, baby, right round. Like a record, baby, right round, round, round.
- Comment on May I offer you an cup a soup in this trying time? 4 weeks ago:
Mmmmm! Delish!
- Comment on Why do so many older people talk to themselves in public? 4 weeks ago:
Why? Because I get good answers.
- Comment on This one time, at band camp... 5 weeks ago:
Mine sounds like a didgeridoo with hints of an oboe.
- Comment on Boy dinner 1 month ago:
Hey! It is pure fent!
- Comment on That would be petrifying 1 month ago:
Men are from Mars. Elon Musk is not a man he is a pile of dung, he doesn’t belong there.
- Comment on currently busy 😅 1 month ago:
Occupado!
- Comment on Frog and Toad 1 month ago:
That’s the spirit!
- Comment on somebody has a case of the Mondays 1 month ago:
That’s the income tax. The employer also have to pay “Arbetsgivaravgift”. Whenever something is bought there is a 25% VAT (except food which is taxed lower). Sometimes you have to pay taxes on the price where VAT is already added.
- Comment on somebody has a case of the Mondays 1 month ago:
Ha! In Sweden it is 40 hours, and 55% stolen by the child eating pedophiles.
- Comment on It happens rarely but I always appreciate it 1 month ago:
Hole leak, or hole leek if you’re into that.
- Comment on Meme check point. 1 month ago:
I’m a carnivore, beware my fangs. OwO
- Comment on Well if that isn't just about the most evil thing you could openly admit to doing. 1 month ago:
Trump shouldn’t work in the Oval Office, he should be in the Offal Orifice.
- Comment on It's taking forever 1 month ago:
"a vasectomy”? Like more than once‽
- Comment on Meme check point. 1 month ago:
- Comment on Buying new trends is a choice 1 month ago:
Hey! That’s cheating! (I do it too)
- Comment on Small apartment? No problem just maximize space 1 month ago:
The chair should be raised a bit so you comfortably can rest your arms on the counter. I’d be pooping and eating cheese sammiches.
- Comment on Before you buy a game on GoG, see this growing list of 1,140 titles missing updates, DLC, and more.... 2 months ago:
I only buy on GOG.
Don’t have any time to play though… - Comment on All aboard the Pythagorean Express 2 months ago:
It exists in my heart.
- Comment on Microsoft Teams status 3 months ago:
If you have Excel you can use VBA to send keycodes too. :-)
