Any help , bros ?

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• DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Your purse is stupid!

  There, I said it.

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• TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Seems like you could open the package and just use it from within the net

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  • gnufuu@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Nice conversation starter too

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• mongooseofrevenge@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Step 1: Cut a hole in the box…

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  • Turret3857@infosec.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Step 2: Put your dick in that box

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    • socsa@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Step 3: 16 stitches

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    • qarbone@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      That’s not why it’s called a hard drive.

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• AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Iirc these things are “locked” by magnetic elements so just run a strong magnet around the gray part and listen for anything moving around. Might need multiple magnets at once

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• i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  If we’re being very lazy with few tools, a pair of pliers will do it. Pinch the wire close to one of the joints and bent it back and forth a bunch of times. The wire cable will eventually snap. Do it for a few of them and it’ll open a big enough hole.

  Or, uh, return it to the store where you found it or alert the local police so the local corporate retail site gets their, uh, property back. Yeah.

  There’s also a joke about sexy fishnet stockings but I’m having trouble completing the joke.

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• P1k1e@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Ah yes, diagonal cutters are much cheaper than an external hard drive

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  • Paddzr@lemmy.world ⁨32⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Cutters? Why are you going for the steel wire when there’s very easily smahsable plastic piece?

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• nastronot@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Kinky

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• not@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Have you tried paying for it?

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• thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Bolt cutters

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• WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Grinder or snips on the cables or just crush the top plastic part with either a hammer or your vehicle tires.

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