Your purse is stupid!
There, I said it.
Any help , bros ?
Submitted 3 weeks ago by Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth 3 weeks ago
AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Iirc these things are “locked” by magnetic elements so just run a strong magnet around the gray part and listen for anything moving around. Might need multiple magnets at once
mongooseofrevenge@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Step 1: Cut a hole in the box…
Turret3857@infosec.pub 3 weeks ago
Step 2: Put your dick in that box
qarbone@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
That’s not why it’s called a hard drive.
nastronot@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Kinky
Agent641@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Slutty hard drive costume for Halloween
i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
If we’re being very lazy with few tools, a pair of pliers will do it. Pinch the wire close to one of the joints and bent it back and forth a bunch of times. The wire cable will eventually snap. Do it for a few of them and it’ll open a big enough hole.
Or, uh, return it to the store where you found it or alert the local police so the local corporate retail site gets their, uh, property back. Yeah.
There’s also a joke about sexy fishnet stockings but I’m having trouble completing the joke.
despoticruin@anarchist.nexus 2 weeks ago
There is a joke about fishnets but I’m having trouble getting it around my head.
Magnum@infosec.pub 2 weeks ago
Is it smart to post all the bar codes and numbers online if this item has been stolen?
GiantChickDicks@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
The bar code identifies the specific type of product, not a n individual example within that type of product. It’s not a serial code.
I ran into this a lot when I worked for a pet food manufacturer. If there was an issue with a product, customers often assumed the UPC could identify when the product was made, where it was distributed, and even where it was purchased. It does not. Otherwise packaging would be incredibly inefficient to make because each bag of the same recipe and size would need its own unique UPC.
ozymandias117@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
That sticker has a serial number, not just a UPC
It’s valid if you try to check its warranty status on their website
thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Bolt cutters
not@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Have you tried paying for it?
ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
In this economy?!
P1k1e@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Ah yes, diagonal cutters are much cheaper than an external hard drive
Paddzr@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Cutters? Why are you going for the steel wire when there’s very easily smahsable plastic piece?
Furbag@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
Get some heavy duty wire cutters, that would be the easiest method, but if you don’t have any you can just take a hammer to that plastic bit and obliterate it. Heck, even a hefty stone would work.
Agent641@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Modern problems require caveman solutions
eyelevel@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
[deleted]SavinDWhales@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
modus@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Overkill. Any multi-tool or pocket-sized wire cutters will make fast work of this.
Agent641@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Use the middle one to chomp.the cable and free the others
WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Grinder or snips on the cables or just crush the top plastic part with either a hammer or your vehicle tires.
Agent641@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
The wire is steel but the crimps are aluminium. You can heat the crimps with a cigarette lighter til they soften enough to pull the wire apart. A lighter flame is about 1200 degrees at the top, aluminium melts at ~650 depending on the alloy
Siegfried@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Keep it as decoration, you can use it without taking it out… you got yourself an extra faraday cage layer
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Seems like you could open the package and just use it from within the net
gnufuu@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Nice conversation starter too