Anon was a cub scout

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• Apytele@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  My mother asked my sister if she was trans because a cub scout leader molested her.

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  • vivalapivo@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That’s how you become a trans person, wow

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    • WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      That’s how you become a *boy scout

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    • TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I was never in scouts. Guess I missed out.

      My gfs still ask me if I’m gay though.

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  • Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Wow that’s certainly a link to make.

    Is it a known fact that a cub scout leader molested her, or did she reverse-engineer all that from the transness?

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    • cyan_mess@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      A pretty common link to make, for conservatives. They think being queer is unnatural, but some of them also love their kids and are unable to think of them as a morally corrupt “other” like their propaganda teaches them. The way to resolve that tension is to conclude that their child’s “deviation” isn’t the fault of the child, but rather was “forced upon them” through sexual abuse.

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    • Apytele@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      2and (afaik)

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  • eestileib@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Haha lol no, it was the priest, the cub scout leader was nailing dad, thought you knew that?

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  • Malica@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Holy shit your sister wins worst parent of the year

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• ruuster13@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Every time they say his nickname he chuckles slightly, then frowns and mutters under his breath “more like snake harmer”

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• MutantTailThing@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  So long gay Bowser.

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  • lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This is too good of a comment

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• blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Fake: Snake active at night

  Gay: Played with a “snake” until it’s head exploded

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  • TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    you forgot the fact it was in front of a crowd of other men.

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    • blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Ah yes, good point

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    • mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Aome men, mostly boys. Which honestly just makes it worse

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  • PartyAt15thAndSummit@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The dreaded trouser snake, it must have been.

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• glitch1985@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Everybody in scouting knows you don’t wait until it gets dark to collect your firewood or pitch your tent.

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  • arrow74@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I can’t tell you how many times I did both of those though. Never by plan of course, but it happened

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  • Cethin@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Everyone knows you shouldn’t, but sometimes you have to. Sometimes you don’t get to your camp site until dark, and you just have to make do.

    It doesn’t sound like that’s what happened in this story though, assuming it’s true at all (it isn’t).

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• HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Aww poor snek :(

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  • TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    another victim of toxic masculinity

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• MutantTailThing@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Imagine you’re just minding your snake business when some mouthbreather turns your ass into a makeshift helicopter and explodes your head on a tree.

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• reader@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  fake: op left house

  gay: op in scouts

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• HerbGrower@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Playing with a snake until its head exploded? Anon was clearly abused.

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  • glitch1985@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It was the smacking it against the tree part that made its head explode.

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  • nullspace@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    OP has repressed their childhood trauma.

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• vivalapivo@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Anon is based

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  • everett@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    carbon-based

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• Lopoloma@fedinsfw.app ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Greentexts hits like nothing else does.

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• FavouriteShapes@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  That poor animal. Absolutely torturous way to go

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• bss03@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  !ThatHappened@your.instance

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