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  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    1980: “I bet there will be flying cars in the future!”

    2026: “Oh…nonononononono. That would be far too dangerous. Not after 9/11.”

    80: “9/11?”

    26: “Yeah, they flew a bunch of planes into buildings, and blew up the pentagon, and the world trade center buildings, and an empty field in PA.”

    80: “Why would they blow up an empty field?”

    26: “Because those men and women inside that plane are HEROS!”

    80: “I don’t understand…”

    2020: “Hey guys!”

    26: “Oh god! 1980, put this mask on. 2020 is here.”

    80: “I don’t understand whats going on…”

    2012: "I just shot a gorilla, and altered the future!

    20 and 26: “FUCK OFF 2012!!!”

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    • ergonomic_importer@piefed.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Harambe was in 2016, unless you’re from the alternate timeline where the event actually happened in 2012.

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      • Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Harambes demise was fortold by the Mayans.

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      • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        …ok, either you somehow have the ability to alter google results before I search for them, or this is some Bearenstein Bears Bullshit!

        I SWEAR it was in 2012…wait, was Kony 2012 not in 2012? I remember them both happening in the same summer.

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    • samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Me after 9/11/2001 seeing all the American flags being waved, reminiscent of Nazi Germany: “I sure hope this doesn’t lead where it looks like it could lead…”

      Later: “Fuck.”

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  • officermike@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    For what it’s worth, my LG washer has sent 14.3 MB in the past MONTH, but my Unifi router has misidentified my Nvidia Shield TV as another LG washer. The Shield has downloaded 11.6 GB in the past month, mostly from YouTube. While I don’t doubt it’s possible for a washer to send/receive that much data if it’s compromised and part of a botnet, I’d also question whether the device in question is actually an LG laundry appliance.

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    • kinsnik@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      why do you even need to have your washer connected to the internet at all?

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      • ayyy@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Knowing when the washer is done with a polite buzz on my wrist is way better than not hearing a beeper from 3 rooms away. It also reports your energy and water usage so you can learn about where you use resources.

        There’s a lot to be gained from smart appliances, it’s just that our current system makes the manufacturers adversarial to the users unfortunately.

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      • Bluegrass_Addict@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        because those people don’t thi j, they do what they are told by companies. there is ZERO logical reason to have the thing connected to the internet.

        it won’t add soap…it won’t add clothes…it won’t remove clothes…

        there is nothing that machine can do better while connected to the internet vs offline…if there is, then it’s a limitation/problem specifically designed to make the product worse, in order to manipulate people to sign up for stupid crap.

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      • ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I wouldn’t mind being able to start my washer remotely - I want it to run while I’m not home because it’s noisy, but I don’t want the wet laundry to sit all day like it would if I started it and then went to work.

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      • kevin2107@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I have my air fryer connected to the internet

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    • FireRetardant@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I wonder if usage of a phone app for controling and such impacts data use. If the app connects to an LG server before processing the task or notification, maybe its also grabbing a bunch of data from the phone as well?

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      • DisgruntledGorillaGang@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        What kind of permissions does the app ask for? That’ll tell ya right there.

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    • TachyonTele@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Why do you have it hooked up to the Internet?

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  • rmuk@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “Sock! Sock! Sock! Sock! Sock! Sock! Sock! Sock! Sock! Shirt! Sock! Sock! Sock! Sock!” - LG Dishwasher, probably.

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    • Ashiette@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I believevthat if a dishwasher sees a sock, it’s that it might be used for the wrong purposes.

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      • rmuk@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        You don’t get to judge me.

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      • hakunawazo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        If you give it a sock, it will become a free dishwasher.

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    • Burghler@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I wonder how many cum socks it would take to poison the data collected 🤔

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      • napkin2020@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Bro

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  • Kyle@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Pretty disappointed in Lemmy not noticing and downvoting this AI slop.

    I’m all for calling out bullshit IoT garbage but zoom in and look closer.

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    • lovely_reader@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You’re right, but also, why did someone use AI to make this image look worse??

      The original is included in this article: tomshardware.com/…/your-washing-machine-could-be-…

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      • Kyle@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Lovely_reader doing the real investigative journalism here, I love it ☺️

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    • Raptorox@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Pretty sure I saw a post version of this like a year ago or so, with the font not janky in any way

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    • Mulligrubs@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      For a while, I carefully scrutinized every photo for signs of AI

      Now, I’ve decided to not bother with a close examination unless it’s important for some reason. There’s not enough time in the day

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    • Chozo@fedia.io ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      What makes you think this is AI?

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      • mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I mean, if you zoom in and actually read the text, it very quickly becomes noticeable as fake
        Image

        Look at the numbers on the scale. Look at the “Downloaid” numbers. Look at the fact that “Syvert” is apparently a data unit.

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      • ptu@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        On the day that’s between 31\ and 59, the scale that goes from 15poc to 301 000 is making up less Uploaid, of which the total is 53,8B Syert. Both totals are 3.66 GB

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      • linkinkampf19@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Uploaid and downloaid, and many of the numbers in the chart are in no order

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      • Jax@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        The suggestions that are being used as placeholders for numbers.

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    • athatet@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      True however it could be ai upscaling. I seem to remember this post or at least something similar.

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    • Wispy2891@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I always notice and downvote the ai slop but here I don’t see the patterns?

      Also I think I saw this graph from more than a year ago

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    • Jankatarch@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Shit almost missed it. Thank you.

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  • hardcoreufo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I think in 1980 3.7 GB of data seemed further away then a flying car.

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    • Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      That’s…actually a really good point

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    • Hoimo@ani.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      80s cyberpunk where they have video calling and moon resorts, but the internet is closer to a system of carrier pidgeons than whatever the fuck this is.

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  • FrederikNJS@piefed.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    If I remember correctly the OP of this network traffic graph figured out that their network equipment were accidentally misattributing the traffic to the washer, and it was actually some other device that had caused the traffic.

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    • floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The toaster

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  • ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Related: a criminal group managed to steal data from a casino thanks to their internet connected fish tank. In 2017

    forbes.com/…/criminals-hacked-a-fish-tank-to-stea…

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    • FosterMolasses@leminal.space ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      HAHAHAHA

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  • tomiant@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Bored household item developed sexting addiction with ChatGPT

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  • BilSabab@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    the hell? why the fuck a washing machine needs a wifi for? to google how to wash clothes?

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    • A404@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Just wait until you find out about wifi connected toothbrushes

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  • SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    From this point on , any useful new technology, any advancement in medicine, will be for the very wealthy. The rest of us will be taking ivermectinz and paying unholy fees just to keep driving our falling-apart cars.

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  • Wispy2891@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    When I installed pihole at home the Number One request in the network was the Google nest thermostat. Why the fuck do you need to upload the temperature or other stuff this often?

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    • Eddyzh@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Doesn’t that one have a microphone?

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      • Wispy2891@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        no, it “only” has a room presence + humidity + temperature sensor

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  • AndrewZabar@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Lesson: never buy an appliance that has internet connectivity.

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  • melsaskca@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    If they ever sell a smart hammer that measures my impact strength and sends it to some system somewhere for further analysis then I’m giving up building. Let the damn AI build. Why does the world incorporate tech even when it adds nothing to a pre-existing method and drives up the price? Oh…I get it now.

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    • Bytemeister@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Because “data is the new oil.”

      Doesn’t matter what that data is, collect it first, and figure out how to sell it later.

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      • BilSabab@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        except this oil is like 99% useless given the current scope of data collection.

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      • AndrewZabar@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        And the typical consumer has no critical thinking skills and also, is ignorant, and very often a moron, and a sucker. People aren’t smart. The appliances are lol. And the people at the top of giant companies have a greed that is insatiable.

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    • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Though it would be cool to do that and then set up microphones to pick up the house settling sounds and see if there’s a correlation. If only those with the resources to set that up could be trusted to not abuse that access to data because I wouldn’t consent to some data firm having access to mics in my place.

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    • Rekorse@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The products are made to male the owners Roch not benefit the users.

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  • Lucky_777@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    What the fuck kind of data could it be? Crazy shit

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    • zarathustrad@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Money laundering.

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      • NullPointerException@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Ba dum tssssssss

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    • SirHaxalot@nord.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Seen a bunch of theories on this but the most likely one is that the washer ended up in a loop of failing firmware updates, downloading the same thing over and over again. It fits with the graph showing that it’s downloaded data. Could also straight up be a reporting bug in the router as someone else said.

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    • StillAlive@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Gremlins in the washing machine were watching a movie.

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  • FreddiesLantern@leminal.space ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I imagine a darkened office in the far outreaches of an LG research facility where a hermit lives.

    They call him the stain expert. He gazes at this data all day.

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  • Alberat@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    they’re learning every crease in your underwear

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    • peteypete420@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Long as they dont know my skids…

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      • this_1_is_mine@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        To be honest they wish they didn’t…

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  • pyre@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    say what you will about al-qaeda but at least they made a solid demonstration as you why flying cars have always been a stupid fucking idea.

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    • MrFinnbean@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Hmm. This sounds like maths.

      Quick google search say that averag plane weights are about 40 000 kg for small jets, 70 000kg for narrow-body planes and up to 570 000 kg for large wide-body planes.

      While average car weight is somewhere in the 2000 kg mark.

      If the dreams of flying cars come to trough the way most scifi/cyperpunk depicts them and the flight speeds would be at the similiar range than driving on the street.

      So lets be generous and say flying cars would be much hevyer and weight 3000kg and the flight speed would max 175 km/h wich is pretty much the max speed for regular cars.

      Lets go with the average plane so Weight is 70 000kg and flight speed is 930km/h

      So maths:

      E = 0.0386 * m * v^2

      Car: E = 0.0386 * 3 000 * 175^2 ≈ 3.5MJ

      Plane: E = 0.0386 * 70 000 * 930^2 ≈ 2.3GJ

      So you would need about 670 cars to get same impact as one plane.

      *all the numbers came from google-fu and from my ass. Also all the maths was done while sitting on a toilet, so there is large margin for error.

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      • pyre@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
        1. who says you need the same impact? a car can still fly through your window.

        2. I’m not talking about literally recreating 9/11 itself, especially since the twin towers are not as tall as they were. shame. anyway, my point is flying cars make any kind of accident a potential mini-9/11. you can put guardrails on roads, what the hell are you going to have for flying cars?

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  • Dyskolos@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Err…anyone actually zoomed in to this weird AI-slop? 😁

    Not that I doubt that those “smart” things send whatever they may find…

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    • snooggums@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Uploaid, Syert, and Downloaid are all totally normal human words!

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      • Dyskolos@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Only if you have the latest PLS-protection!

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    • athatet@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It could also be ai upscaled. I believe I’ve seen a post similar to this before.

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      • Dyskolos@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I think i did too, but this one was clearly not it. And this shitty quality image upscaled? Very unlikely.

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  • Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Go a little back and look at the prediction made in 1949 for the future, written in a book with the title “1984”.

    Sure, it came a little late than forecast, but a lot of it came true.

    Today’s society has been pretty predictable for quite a while:

    • Political and social environments like now have been pretty common recurrences througout History, with the rise of Fascism in the early XX century being the previous time it happened (incredibly similar to nowadays, not just are most propaganda techniques and discourse used by the rightwing almost exactly same, but we even have a XXI century version of the NAZIs called Zionism doing pretty much the same thing as their predecessors did in 1930s Germany). Society and Economics seem to follow a grand-cycle with a period of around 100 years and we’re back at the point of the cycle of “Highest inequality and the Elites diverting the discontentment of the populus away from them by funding Far-Right politics scapegoating foreigners and using tools of authoritarianism in power” hence why this shit ressonates so much with the 1920 - 30s.
    • The extreme desire for surveillance of open authoritarians and those with covert authoritarian leanings (lots of those in Europe plus the previous regime in the US was already the latter, though now it’s the former) and the forms it could take were pretty predictable by observing the secret police of the Fascist regimes in Southern Europe that lasted until the 70s and 80s as well in the Eastern Block, most notably the Stasi in Germany. It’s quite linear to map what Stasi would do with today’s technology and come up with using smartphones as mobile surveillance devices with the complicity of the Tech companies that control them (predictably so if you look at, for example, how IBM helped NAZI Germany), surveillance of citizen’s use of the Internet and modern digital communications (already done by the 7-eyes for ages and explaining things like the repeated attempts at imposing Chat Control on EU citizens) and the increasing automation of mass trawling surveillance made possible by ML to allow far wider civil society surveillance levels than were possible for the Stasi.
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    • AndrewZabar@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Brave New World got it even better because in that book, everyone welcomed oppression with open arms and celebrated it.

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  • itisileclerk@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Well in 1985 they “predicted” that in 2015 we will be so advanced that we will all have Home Cold Fusion Reactor, flying cars, double neck tie and each home will have multiple Fax Machines.

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  • ActualGrapesTasteGreen@piefed.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I just checked. My LG washer and LG dryer both transmit ~30KB a day whether we use them or not. I do like being notified when they finish since they’re in the basement and my work desk is upstairs. I wouldn’t know otherwise.

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  • deacon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You guys aren’t seeding torrents with your appliances?

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  • expatriado@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    dumb washers clean as well and are cheaper 🤷

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  • GirthBrooksPLO@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Another reason why im buying a speed queen.

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  • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    What is a washing machine doing that adds up to 3.7 gigs of data, per DAY? How many loads it does? How long it sits before it gets emptied? Why would anyone even care?

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  • WanderingThoughts@europe.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    And so far the flying cars that exist are about 10 times as expensive as normal cars. One of those things you buy if you already got the Lamborghini and have still an empty spot in the garage.

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  • Skysurfer@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    There was but, from what I recall, it turned out to be a bug in the router software not counting the traffic correctly.

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  • Skysurfer@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    There was but, from what I recall, it turned out to be a bug in the router software not counting the traffic correctly.

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  • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    What is a reasonable amount of data for a washing machine to use (other than zero)?

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  • ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    For some, there are. Just have to be a multi millionaire.

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