I can't drive 55

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• jontree255@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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• officermike@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  my Maserati does one eighty five

  ~Joe Walsh

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  • thal3s@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I lost my license, now I can’t drive.

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    • troglodytis@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I got a limo, ride in the back

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  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Amusingly, this is a very laid back, slow tempo song, lol.

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• TachyonTele@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I’ve been drivin’ all night, my hands wet on the wheel. There’s a voice in my head that drives my heel…

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  • PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    When she is lonely and the longing gets too much
    She sends a cable coming in from above
    Don’t need no phone at all

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• sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  A few years back, I may or may not have overtaken a ~202X Mustang who decided to cut off and brake check me, in a 2014 Prius C, and maintained that lead for 10 miles, after switching to Highway Star.

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• Bratosch@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  “WON’T YOU FLYYYYYYY HIIIIIIIIIIGH FREEEEEEE BIIIIIIIIIRD YYEEEAAAHHHH” DOO DOO DOO DO DO DODODODODO DOOO

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  • backalleycoyote@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Image

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  • SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Do do na na nyah nyah nyaahhh

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• Ziglin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Looks like bad compression or AI too :/

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• WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  One million miles an hour fast sleep by the Rx Bandits comes to mind

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• heartpunk25@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  It’s whatever doesn’t make the person behind you tailgate you, plus twelve.

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• dvlsg@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  That new Archspire album is gonna be a problem

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• LecternCistern@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  youtu.be/eOMB7GbnaeI

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  • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Lmao

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• bibbasa@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  deja vu~

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• AnIntenseMoist@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  GOIN AHUNRED IN A FIFTY FIVE AND I DON’T KNOW WHY I’M STILL ALIVE

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• backalleycoyote@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Drivers are rude, such attitudes, but when I show my piece complaints cease. Something’s odd… Feel like I’m God… You stupid-dumb-shit-goddamn-MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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• db2@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  m.youtube.com/watch?v=sqPClltS5k8

  Please advise.

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• everett@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  ⅗ of a Mile in 10 Seconds

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