Charmin bear knows he's getting a pink slip soon

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• python@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  You still need some toilet paper to dry off after the bidet, but the cheaper, “harder” paper does a way better job because it doesn’t pill up and fall apart when it gets wet

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• salty_chief@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I do find myself fighting for my life on the toilet often.

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  • tetris11@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    and the dramatic music with the heavy bass could make even Chris Nolan sweat

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• omgboom@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  No seriously you should get a bidet. It’s the biggest life upgrade you can do for under $100.

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• mstrk@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Fun fact: Portugal has started phasing out the law that requires at least one bidet in a home, beginning in 2024. Italy, however, still keeps this law in place, if I’m not mistaken.

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• garbagebagel@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  It’s 2025, people. If you don’t have a bidet, you’re not doing it right.

  Hell I even bought lil squirt guns for my ass so I can have a “portable” bidet.

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  • scytale@piefed.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    There are actual portable bidet products you can buy online.

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    • garbagebagel@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      There are, but are they $1.25?

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  • shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Installed a bidet 2 years ago when my wife moved it, have yet to use it. Can’t remember it’s there!

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• SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I remember this scene in Baldur's Gate 3 you end up with some bear shit on your dick.

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• shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  That scene is what my wife thinks the local black bears will do to us.

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