Choose wisely lemmings

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• TheBat@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Nasser

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  • JackbyDev@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Reminds me of the one in 2020 that someone named Corona1488 got banned from LoL but their real last name was Corona and their Birthday was January 4th 1988 (or April 1st maybe). I think they got Riot’s attention and got their account back, maybe they had to change it, I’m not sure.

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  • Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Oh wow, I genuinely laughed at that one.

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• DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  IplayOnA13InchD1ld0

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• DoubleDongle@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  PellMySmenis

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• SkyezOpen@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Your real first name and last name.

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  • HK65@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Along with your Tax ID, credit card number and date of birth and mother’s maiden name.

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  • Windex007@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I did that once, and it was really jarring for people to see.

    People have gotten completely desensitized to names like “ForceU2swllow” or “xXx_daRk_pRo_MLG_xXx”. A regular name, your actual name IS the most unhinged shit.

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• jewbacca117@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  xXx_PowerBottom_xXx

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• Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  MungJump

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  • youCanCallMeDragon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    That’s enough internet for today

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    • Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      You asked 😙

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    • cows_are_underrated@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      You should use it so that if anyone ever asks you what it means, you can scarce them for life.

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  • cows_are_underrated@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    What the actual fuck. Just the fact that they mention “this is probably the single most disgusting thing known to a man” in the dictionary.

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    • Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      It’s not good!

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  • boonhet@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    No

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    • Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      They asked for unhinged; I happen to be a connoisseur.

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  • ninekeysdown@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    What a terrible day to have eyes and literacy…

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• PoopBuffet@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  “Robert’); DROP TABLE Gamertags;–”

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• Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  MyOtherHandleIsOnLinux

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• valek879@sh.itjust.works ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Peanits

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• Krelis_@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Spez

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  • hancock@retrolemmy.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Fuck

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• Archer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Girthquake

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• Crashumbc@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  ReleaseEpsteinFiles

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• zxqwas@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  SnakeToesRFun2eat

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• Heavybell@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Admiral_Snackbar

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• Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  GamertagMcGamertag

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• gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  CunningLinguist

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  • Oka@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    You may be a cunning linguist, but im a master debater

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• greatwhitepapertiger@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  HollowedOutPenis

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  ForeskinWhoopyCushion

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• JunglisticFunkateer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Hilfmunter

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  • wieson@feddit.org ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It’s German for “help eagerly”

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Dale

  Rusty Shackleford

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  • TexasDrunk@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Rusty Shackleford is just the name he uses to order Pizza with.

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• ouRKaoS@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Nuckfugget

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• grasshopper_mouse@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  UGetzNoBunz

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• hypnicjerk@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  ItsOkImOnThePill

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• you_are_dust@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Gamer McGameFace

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• Chivera@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  YouCantCallMeDragon

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• ShankShill@sh.itjust.works ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  JDVance2025

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• edinbruh@feddit.it ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  TradeyMcShadey

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• RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  PocketSand420

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• daggermoon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  SploogeIngester69420

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• toeblast96@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  xX_CornFarmer22_Xx

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• jim3692@discuss.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Jeff

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