doctortofu
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- Comment on Microsoft Word will save your files to the cloud by default 4 days ago:
"Your" files? No no no, rookie mistake. You see, you might think that just because you created them they are YOUR files, but since you were them using Microsoft's software, on Microsoft's OS, they are actually Microsoft's files that they graciously license to you for limited use! Should have read all those EULAS, eh?
... I don't even friggin' know if I should put an /s at the end - the current tech dystopia it can actually be true.
- Comment on After Disastrous GPT-5, Sam Altman Pivots to Hyping Up GPT-6 1 week ago:
Just a few trillion dollars more bro, I swear bro, I'll make it SO good and profitable bro! Just need a few more trillions, honest! And maybe, like, no more than 70% of all water and electricity in the world diverted to the data centers bro, no more than that! Imagine how awesome it'll be bro, come on, this time it'll work for sure!
- Comment on Silicon Valley AI Startups Are Embracing China’s Controversial ‘996’ Work Schedule 5 weeks ago:
You see, AI increases productivity SO much that you need to work twice as long as those non-AI troglodytes, and we'll fire your ass the second you finish training this model that will replace you! Isn't it a wonderful opportunity? INNOVATION™!!!
- Comment on Xbox Producer Recommends Laid Off Workers Should Use AI To 'Help Reduce The Emotional And Cognitive Load That Comes With Job Loss' 1 month ago:
Goddamned shameless ghoul, holy fucking shit. We're really in full-on Idiocracy mode, only these morons feel like they have to mention AI in every single sentence instead of Carl's Jr...
- Comment on 'Death Stranding 2' proves more video games need to get weird, experts say 2 months ago:
Amen to that: I want to play games made by people who like games, by people who play games, and by people who want to make games. Not by MBA suits who like money and just want to make more money...