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• clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I mean, at least they’re honest? Very creepy though!

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  • toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    it’s code. the soulmate will look at that block of text and will only see ‘i’m autistic, too’

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  • JustJack23@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Especially the last paragraph?? About the minors… You did your research bro, but wtf.

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    • Klear@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      What’s the fine for necrophilia in this part of Tamriel?

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  • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Really hard to imagine this working

    That’s the joke

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• Yawweee877h444@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Actually hilarious if its a joke, the details of the text.

  I’m gonna be optimistic and say it’s a gag. If not… holy shit.

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  • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I hope so too

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  • rottingleaf@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    People with Aspergers usually have this kind of pained sense of humor, yes.

    Because, eh, trying to communicate more “normally” leads to some people exhausting you by making you imitate more and more, thinking that’s you getting used to them, until you can’t bear that, and to other people hating you due to something being off and trying to expose you.

    So opening up this way initially feels like a way to alleviate both.

    Especially with relationships. Especially since everyone has preferences and tastes too, just other ways of expressing them. If you can’t play the game they consider subtle, you can’t. Honesty sometimes works, pained humor too, pretense - unsustainable.

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  • Crikeste@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I also saw it as a joke… Now, whether or not wearing a joke shirt like that is acceptable? I’m not so sure lmao It’s just EXTREMELY poor taste.

    But if it isn’t a joke… 😳

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• sebi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  So the blondes are either 17 or 6,402,373,705,728,000. Seems oddly specific

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  • HarmlessCake@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I wanted to make the same joke! Nice that you noticed it too lol

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• wanderwisley@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Without guessing I know 100% who he voted for, what his opinion on Russia/ Ukraine, Israel/ Palestine, who he follows on social media and podcasts he listens to, and that he likes his tacos with no spice and his streak fully cooked and covered in ketchup.

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• son_named_bort@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Image

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  • Madison420@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Tl;Dr dudes into hebaphilia and is advertising to try to have sex with “the youngest female possible” for his “first time.”

    To wit, good luck I guess? Technically not illegal but still gross homie.

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    • son_named_bort@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Yeah, I don’t regret not reading it.

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• the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  At least hes presenting all the red flags right up front.

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  • eager_eagle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    it’s actually on his back

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    • the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Thanks dad.

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• octopus_ink@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I kinda feel like this is a sincere attempt to improve his chances, and while yes I see the creepiness, I feel a bit sad for him also.

  Willing to bet a makeover would help him more than anything he puts on a shirt, and no one in his life to tell him that.

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  • Droggelbecher@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    What’d help them most would be adjusting who they’re interested in. It’s easiest to click with someone of a similar age group with a similar amount of relationship experience. Neurodivs also tend to click best with other neurodivs. It’s easiest to meet through a shared hobby or interest- partner and I are both neurodiv and met by nerding out over our respective research projects, at a semi quiet bday event.

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    • octopus_ink@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Regardless, if he had someone in his life to guide him in any way, I can bet that’s not the approach he’d be taking. This kid landed here by neglect, I guarantee it.

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  • WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    All we can see is his haircut (he’s lined up fine), his glasses (nothing obvious) and his shirt (odd). I think it’s a jump to say a make over will do this man more good than not wearing a shirt that says “I want to have sex with the youngest woman I legally can.” Which comes off like minimum wage thinking, sort of how they’d pay you less if it were legal.

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• Mist101@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  This reminds me of a kid with a similar diagnosis I had when I first started teaching. He just turned 18 and came in that day “with his adult voice.” Full octave lower than usual, and wanted everyone to know it was because he just turned 18 - lasted until about lunch time. Hopefully this is a joke shirt, but I can definitely say there are people like this out there.

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  • But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    It’s called autism, And Lemmy will both defend autistic people and roast them/call them names depending on the thread

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    • BearGun@ttrpg.network ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      It’s almost like lemmy isn’t a monolith with homogenous opinions! Weird.

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• Glide@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I know it’s not the point, but this toeing if the age line is just as gross as going after minors imo. We need to respect the nuances of human relationships rather than reducing it to a number.

  Mind you I get that this guy identifies as having aspergers, so nuance is not his fortee, but still.

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  • A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Definitely gross but did you catch the bit about sex trafficking? Like, I know this is a low bar, but at least it’s a bar.

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  • Grimtuck@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    If he’s neuro divergent he gets a pass but his family really need to help with a better choice of shirt.

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    • BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Pedos don’t get a pass, neurodivergent or otherwise. I’m neurodivergent and this shit is gross and predatory. The only thing autism has to do with this is him thinking it’s a good idea to display his problematic proclivities on a t-shirt. At least girls now know to keep their distance

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• syreus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  My brother bought a shirt that simply says “Crab Rangoon” in the front the band Slayer uses. That’s the correct way to share your autism in shirt format.

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  • NOPper@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    That’s a fucking hilarious shirt though.

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    • ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      No lie I don’t even like crab rangoon, and I kinda want it lmao. And Slayer is cool and all but I don’t own or want a Slayer shirt.

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  • teamevil@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I agree whist reading in a Napalm Death shirt

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• Modern_medicine_isnt@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Plot twist. He has a face like brad pit and was sick of it beingbthe first thing anyone says when they talk to him.

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• dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  The ability of some people to ironically self-label will always astound me.

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• But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Dude im overweight and I don’t understand this “big boned” and “bbw” shit, you fat, call it what it is. You’re not thicc, you fat. I have a dad bod, im a fatty, calling myself soft names to try and make my fat a positive thing isn’t gonna motivate me to lose weight.

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  • the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    As a fellow fatty, I’ve always hated when someone tip toed around it. Calling me fluffy or chubby or chunky and so on is disingenuous and I instantly think you suck.

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  • xav@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Oh, and I thought “big boned” meant he has a huge … Johnson

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• kingofras@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Plot twist he’s under cover FBI honeytrapping successors for Marjorie and Lauren

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• Blackmist@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Form an orderly queue, girls.

  Yet still not as creepy as the guy in that Mark Wahlberg film with the Romeo and Juliet law printed on a laminated card that he keeps with him at all times…

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• Lawnman23@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Dude has Peter Griffin vibes…

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• rustyfish@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Some of these sentences might trigger an MK Ultra agent if read aloud.

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• Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  All very specific which is good. Could have added “swallows and enjoys it”

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• SoupBrick@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  PSA: saw a comment on another post tbat said this was probably photoshopped. Any pros willing to analyze?

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  • Tetsuo@jlai.lu ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Not an expert… But I highly doubt the content of the text was edited. It follows really well the shape of the T shirt so it’s either an amazing Photoshop or just reality.

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