A healthy life goal

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• aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  So if you live near undeveloped woods, do you wake up one morning and find the back door off its hinges and eggs benedict waiting on the table?

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  • GluWu@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    I lived next to national forest and only ever woke up with the door off the hinges and my eggs missing. I fucking hate raccoons.

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    • variants@possumpat.io ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Dang I hope you had some of your eggs frozen beforehand incase you ever want to reproduce

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  • The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    This could be a decent short story prompt.

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  • BobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Sees door, " Fuck! I’ve been robbed. Wait, did they pick up in here? What’s that smell? Is that lemon pledge?"

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    • blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Familyguylemonpledge.gif

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• qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Not to be that guy, but…wouldn’t it be domesticated/feral, or domestic/international?

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  • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    anarchist housewife, who doesn’t recognize the concept of the nation state

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  • Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Miss Worldwide

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• stufkes@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Housewives, foreign and domestic

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  • SkyezOpen@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    I stand ready to engage and destroy them. With my penis.

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• xenoclast@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  The irony of all these cons jerking off over tradwives is that the created the world that they can’t exist in anymore

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  • The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    I feel like in a perfect world, this should allow both sides of the spectrum to find some common ground… Sure, the reasons might be different, but both want it to be easier for people to raise families on single-income.

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    • exocrinous@startrek.website ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      both want it to be easier for people to raise families on single-income.

      Nope, that’s not true. See, if you make it easier to raise families on a single income, immigrants might do it, and conservatives can’t have that. They’d rather cut off their own noses to spite brown people.

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    • xenoclast@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Too true

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  • BakedGoods@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    I am a house husband right now and it’s pretty awesome. Although not in the U.S. It’s pretty much just cooking cleaning and looking good. Used to do IT but I don’t miss it.

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• JoMiran@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Aren’t those the ones featured in “reality” TV shows?

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  • IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Nope. Those are the “purebred” ones. You know, the kind of purebred that actually means inbred to the point of barely being able to survive and yet somehow “worth” more.

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    • JoMiran@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Ah. That tracks.

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    • devfuuu@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      What other kinds of bread are there?

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• some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  First real out-loud chuckle of the day. Great observation. I’m gonna grab a lasso and try to rope one.

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  • The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Don’t forget a good pair of gloves. In case of biting.

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• goldteeth@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Oh, yeah, I saw a documentary about those once, from the '50s. I Love Lucy, they called it…

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  • Anticorp@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Lucy was quite the catch. So was Ricardo.

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• Thcdenton@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Ima try to catch one in my coyote trap

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  • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Careful you don’t catch a cougar by mistake.

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    • Thcdenton@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Image

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• seSvxR3ull7LHaEZFIjM@feddit.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Not to be that guy but I don’t think that term is used that much.

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• niktemadur@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Not quite. The opposite of the new mission statement is “domesticated housewife”, not “domestic housewife”.

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• variants@possumpat.io ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  I think those are more commonly referred to as Karens

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• bruhduh@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Does she throw armor piercing stones?

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• peyotecosmico@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  “I can fix her”

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• Kowowow@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  I believe you are thinking about goblins

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